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*MEN ONLY* Question about marrige -
12-07-2009, 12:11 AM
Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
While I was meditating on this scripture this morning during my quite time I realized we have to hate our wives also.
Im not married yet but looking. But I would appreciate any advise on how we can show our love for Jesus by hating our wives.
Married men, how do you show your hate towards your wife?
Thanks for the replies in advanse.
Hank.
Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)
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Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
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Re: *MEN ONLY* Question about marrige -
12-07-2009, 12:39 AM
Hank, I simply tell her she is wrong. All the time. Every one of her opinions are wrong. It is very effective.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: *MEN ONLY* Question about marrige -
12-07-2009, 02:52 AM
Brother Hank:
The essential hate emotion will come naturally.
About every 28 days you will have a sincere desire to whappp her upside the head with a shovel, and bury her arse in the rose garden.
BUT DO NOT.
The feeling will subside.
Such is our manly burden.
To truly show hate to your wife, well .... just be yourself 24/7.
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Re: *MEN ONLY* Question about marrige -
12-07-2009, 04:31 AM
Just do everything that the Bible tells you to do to women.
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Re: *MEN ONLY* Question about marrige -
12-12-2009, 01:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Hank
Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
While I was meditating on this scripture this morning during my quite time I realized we have to hate our wives also.
Im not married yet but looking. But I would appreciate any advise on how we can show our love for Jesus by hating our wives.
Married men, how do you show your hate towards your wife?
Thanks for the replies in advanse.
Hank.
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THe feeling comes easy this time of year. Just sit down to watch the bowl games and watch her come and jabber at you just as Alabama looks about to score.
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Re: *MEN ONLY* Question about marrige -
12-12-2009, 04:04 AM
Hank, Brother Hutchins offers an excellent suggestion. I would also like to add that throwing your wife's meals out the front door and having her remake it, for it breakfast, lunch and dinner is also an effective display of hate for your wife.
Jesus loves us more if we hate our wives, as the Bible says.
Matthew 7:15
Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
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Re: *MEN ONLY* Question about marrige -
12-12-2009, 04:21 AM
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Hank, Brother Hutchins offers an excellent suggestion. I would also like to add that throwing your wife's meals out the front door and having her remake it, for it breakfast, lunch and dinner is also an effective display of hate for your wife.
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I did this about 10 years back. After coming home from a 14 hour day of working like a dog earning for my family I found my wife serving supper to our kids. Pork Chops. Rare. I mean, Eskimos are cool with rare food, but pork isn't something you can do rare. Not even Eskimos. So I scooped up the kids plates, and instead of cooking the pork properly, I threw it in the garbage. Then I made spaghetti and meat sauce for the kids, glaring at my wife the whole time.
It worked wonderfully. She got the point and hasn't cooked a meal since.
I won, right? Right?
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Re: *MEN ONLY* Question about marrige -
12-26-2009, 03:00 PM
You mustn't get laid much huh? I treat my wife with respect and so she treats me. You catch more flies with honey than vinegar.
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Re: *MEN ONLY* Question about marrige -
12-26-2009, 03:01 PM
Good advice if you want a wife like a fly...
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Re: *MEN ONLY* Question about marrige -
01-01-2010, 09:20 PM
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You mustn't get laid much huh? I treat my wife with respect and so she treats me. You catch more flies with honey than vinegar.
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Dont they also say you catch more flies with honey but dung attracts flies? I think Jesus knows human nature better than your hippie vermin nonsense
Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)
GOD HATES FAGS
Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS
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Re: *MEN ONLY* Question about marrige -
01-17-2010, 10:41 PM
Actually, it has been proven that you can catch more flies with vinegar than honey.
Just because something is a "saying" doesn't make it true.
People for some reason believe that there were only THREE wise men though the bible never actually numbers them.
We must strike down all such myths and prevarications and replace them with the truth of our Lord!
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Re: *MEN ONLY* Question about marrige -
01-17-2010, 11:03 PM
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Actually, it has been proven that you can catch more flies with vinegar than honey.
Just because something is a "saying" doesn't make it true.
People for some reason believe that there were only THREE wise men though the bible never actually numbers them.
We must strike down all such myths and prevarications and replace them with the truth of our Lord!
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Why do these idiots come on a CHRISTAN website, refuse the read the FAQs and wonder why we could care less about them. They simply fail to realize........ wait for it........ they have demonstrated they could care less about us and like little babies, want to be the center of the universe and have us answer a question when we know them from, well, Adam.
Your first post is on the wrong thread.
Please read the Pastor's Rules and Announcements. Pay attention to the "noobs" thread. Then go post your introduction on the introduction forum.
Thanks!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: *MEN ONLY* Question about marrige -
01-18-2010, 01:59 AM
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Why do these idiots come on a CHRISTAN website, refuse the read the FAQs and wonder why we could care less about them. They simply fail to realize........ wait for it........ they have demonstrated they could care less about us and like little babies, want to be the center of the universe and have us answer a question when we know them from, well, Adam.
Your first post is on the wrong thread.
Please read the Pastor's Rules and Announcements. Pay attention to the "noobs" thread. Then go post your introduction on the introduction forum.
Thanks!
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I don't believe I asked a question. Usually, one can discern them from the tell-tale question mark (it looks like this: ?) or presence of the following words usually at the beginning of a sentence: who, what, when, where, how, why.
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Re: *MEN ONLY* Question about marrige -
01-18-2010, 03:27 AM
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I don't believe I asked a question.
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Your drug induced rambling is hard to understand for normal people. Do you yourself understand it?
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That is a good question.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: *MEN ONLY* Question about marrige -
01-18-2010, 03:41 AM
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Your drug induced rambling is hard to understand for normal people. Do you yourself understand it?
You. Idiot. Always. By opening your mouth. That is a good question.
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Re: *MEN ONLY* Question about marrige -
01-22-2010, 04:38 AM
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Hank, I simply tell her she is wrong. All the time. Every one of her opinions are wrong. It is very effective.
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May I ask how this harms you in that if her opinion is to obey you and to serve you to the best of God's intended will? Or to (at least) in her womanly feeble mind to have the notion that a man should not only be superior but should rule over her lest she be reviled. If her opinions are all wrong should not these be also?
It should be that I would agree with your wisdom (I have read countless posts by you before I finally joined), but if she realized all her opinions are wrong (her obedient opinion of her faith-filled husband), it would not go so well for you.
Bless.
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Re: *MEN ONLY* Question about marrige -
01-22-2010, 05:01 AM
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May I ask how this harms you in that if her opinion is to obey you and to serve you to the best of God's intended will? Or to (at least) in her womanly feeble mind to have the notion that a man should not only be superior but should rule over her lest she be reviled. If her opinions are all wrong should not these be also?
It should be that I would agree with your wisdom (I have read countless posts by you before I finally joined), but if she realized all her opinions are wrong (her obedient opinion of her faith-filled husband), it would not go so well for you.
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I'm not sure what you're asking here, Teller. A woman's inclination to obey and serve her husband to the best of God's intended will isn't her opinion any more than her inclination to take an occasional breath arises from an opinion. The second sentence, or rather attempt at constructing a sentence didn't end up being a sentence at all, so I'm not sure what point it was to make. You need to research the meaning of opinion, friend. What in the world does "her obedient opinion of her faith-filled husband" mean? Obedience isn't an opinion. Dude, seriously, brush up on your native tongue. Speak American so we can understand you. Verbosity is not for you.
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Re: *MEN ONLY* Question about marrige -
01-23-2010, 01:37 AM
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You mustn't get laid much huh? I treat my wife with respect and so she treats me. You catch more flies with honey than vinegar.
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THANK YOU. You other "men" are sick. If I could even call you men. Your interpretation of what God wants is twisted beyond belief. Where is the love of others? The acceptance and kindness that this religion was built upon?
I am disgusted by all of you.
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Re: *MEN ONLY* Question about marrige -
01-23-2010, 01:41 AM
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Your interpretation of what God wants is twisted beyond belief. Where is the love of others? The acceptance and kindness that this religion was built upon?
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Can you post scripture to back up your insulting accusations? Didn't think so. Bye!
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Re: *MEN ONLY* Question about marrige -
01-23-2010, 01:43 AM
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You other "men" are sick. If I could even call you men.
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Nice start for a first post on our True Cristian forum. Welcome by the way.
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Your interpretation of what God wants is twisted beyond belief.
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Unlike you catholics, who just pick some pieces out of the Bible and ignore the rest, we follow the entire Bible. Not just the fluffy parts.
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Where is the love of others? The acceptance and kindness that this religion was built upon?
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There is a lot of Christian love here. We try to save damned souls like you all the time.
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I am disgusted by all of you.
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And a nice way to end your first posting here. Your parents probably forgot to learn you some manners.
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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