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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
04-23-2009, 09:27 AM
Masturbation (which should never be done) is a private thing that people do by themselves like cannibalism and watching Fox News. At what point does masturbating in front of a group of people turn into a handjob?
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
04-23-2009, 01:34 PM
That sounds like a bad dream. He's lucky he didn't go to school naked.
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
04-24-2009, 11:13 PM
Take it from me-- if you masturbate too much you'll go impotent. After 18 years in the porn industry the only way I can get a hard anymore is to watch a midget getting strangled while listening to Barry Manilow.
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
04-25-2009, 07:10 AM
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Take it from me-- if you masturbate too much you'll go impotent. After 18 years in the porn industry the only way I can get a hard anymore is to watch a midget getting strangled while listening to Barry Manilow.
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That's horrible, Rick. Barry Manilow's not a Christian singer. I thought you were saved.
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
07-06-2009, 11:19 PM
I think a good hot bath with lots of Lye soap will cleanse the evil from most masturbators (even if it doesn't their Devilish parts will be too sore to touch).
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
07-07-2009, 12:04 AM
Take a bath "on the rocks", cold water is very effective for me.
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
07-07-2009, 03:28 AM
In difficult situations where the individual is particularly resistant to discontinue self pleasuring, when is it correct to consider harsher measures ??
For instance, infibulation for a girl, or cauterization for a boy ??
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
07-08-2009, 06:59 PM
I am a woman.
Masturbation is a natural want and feeling. Animals masturbate and they can't sin at all. So if God doesn't strike them down, then God won't strike you down.
Also, masturbation helps keep your male organs healthy. Want to avoid prostate cancer? Better masturbate!
I masturbate and I'm not ashamed! (Remember: shame and pride are two different things.)
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07-08-2009, 08:13 PM
I don't see what the problem is here, I actively encourage it within my flock, it hasn't effected anyones ability to be a firm believer.
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
07-08-2009, 08:41 PM
You two are disgusting! God is going to strike you down and send you to Eternal Damnation in Hell!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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07-11-2009, 09:54 PM
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I am a woman.
Masturbation is a natural want and feeling. Animals masturbate and they can't sin at all. So if God doesn't strike them down, then God won't strike you down.
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Animals do sin! Haven't you seen all those gay penguins in zoos! Thankfully God does smite them:
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Also, masturbation helps keep your male organs healthy. Want to avoid prostate cancer? Better masturbate!
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That's a lie told by the lieberal "scientists" to get more people to masturbate for Satan, don't be decieved!
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Of course, pride is a sin, shame is a virtue
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
07-12-2009, 12:55 AM
I've heard that it's good luck to find a freshly eaten penguin inside of your seal after you BBQ it.
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07-17-2009, 06:00 AM
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I've heard that it's good luck to find a freshly eaten penguin inside of your seal after you BBQ it.
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It always brings me good luck, at least, but I'm not superstitious, I just think is God blessing me. Mmmm, now I have a craving for baby seal brains
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
07-30-2009, 08:39 AM
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
08-06-2009, 04:01 AM
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3. If you are associated with other persons having this same problem, YOU MUST NOT BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP. By associating with other people having the same weakness, the two of you can become stronger as a team. Don't suppose that two of you will quit separately, you never will. You must stick together with people who share your depravity. Just to be in their presence will keep your problem foremost in your mind. The problem must be taken seriously for it to be wiped out. Your mind must be focused on other and more wholesome things. Read the Bible!
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Praise Pastor Ezekiel!
I have a question, however. How does one know when one is in the presence of another sinner of this variety?
If I am to avoid these people, how will I know how to spot them?
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
08-06-2009, 04:02 AM
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Praise Pastor Ezekiel!
I have a question, however. How does one know when one is in the presence of another sinner of this variety?
If I am to avoid these people, how will I know how to spot them?
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Well, you could just ask them.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
08-06-2009, 04:11 AM
Or even worse, just take note of proffered sticky fingers . . .
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
08-06-2009, 04:25 AM
How do I bring that up in a conversation?
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
08-06-2009, 04:30 AM
Maybe you should stop thinking about penises so much and get your head into your BIBLE!
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
09-06-2009, 08:34 AM
While I applaud his intentions, THIS filthy hippie rock and roller's technique cannot be reccommended. Tattoos are as grave a sin as spanking your monkey.
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Masturbation cure: tattoo "Jesus" on your hand
I laughed when someone first told me this so I wanted ot share it. First off, for those who aren't aware, Brian "Head" Welch is the former KoRn guitarist that left the band once he formed a relationship with "God". Since then he has been baptized in the Jordan River, released an album and wrote a book.
In a 2005 interview Brian said (in regard to how much he obeys "God"), "For example, the Jesus tattoo on my hand keeps me from masturbating and I haven't been with a woman since my ex-wife left me almost five years ago. I go to those extremes to be like Christ and it works for me."
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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