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  • #1036
    Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
    This darn Obama depression is affecting our family horribly. Since we moved to Freehold, we haven't been able to sell our beautiful six bedroom house on a 1/10th acre plot in Arizona. The bank is about to foreclose on it. I have already asked the church, but they are feeling the pinch too. Pastor Zeke's Christmas gift is only going to be in the 20 thousand dollar range this year.

    It's fortunate that my daughter just turned 13. She needs to be betrothed anyway.

    How much do you guys think I could get for her?

    She, is of course a virgin. The tokens of virginity will be there on your wedding night when she reaches the age of consent or you can stone her as per Deuteronomy 22:13-21.

    She is a decent cook, but lazy about cleaning. It's my wife's fault for that. I'm sure if you have a strong steady hand for keeping her in line, she can be encouraged to get better.

    Any serious bids from True Christians will be considered.

    You can't make her work out in the field. If you buy her for a wife you have to provide for her for the rest of her natural life, so please don't take this lightly. If you are buying her for your son, please make sure he likes her because otherwise you cannot return her.

    Exodus 21:7-10 And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.
    If she please not her master, who has betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he has dealt deceitfully with her.
    And if he has betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the manner of daughters.
    If he takes him another wife; her food, her clothing, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish.

    God Bless,
    Levi

    Your daughter looks nice and looks like she got her good looks from her mum and I must say your offer is rather tempting. But am afraid she is no use to me as I am trying to overcome my masturbation/porn/sex addiction. My goal is to free my mind and heart from all sort of negative thoughts and ultimately be more close to Lord Jesus Christ. Wish me luck.
    Maybe if I change my mind do you got any younger daughters?
    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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    • #1037
      Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

      Originally posted by robjones View Post
      Your daughter looks nice and looks like she got her good looks from her mum and I must say your offer is rather tempting. But am afraid she is no use to me as I am trying to overcome my masturbation/porn/sex addiction. My goal is to free my mind and heart from all sort of negative thoughts and ultimately be more close to Lord Jesus Christ. Wish me luck.
      Maybe if I change my mind do you got any younger daughters?
      To begin with I highly doubt that Pastor Levi would ever offer one of his daughters to an unsaved, pedophlic trash like yourself. You need to let go of your pedophilic urges if you ever wish to find Salvation™ in Christ. Perverts don't go to heaven. No exceptions.
      Matthew 18:6 But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.
      Proverbs 6:16 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
      Proverbs 6:17 A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
      Proverbs 6:18 An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
      Proverbs 6:19 A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
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      2nd Timothy 6:20-21 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

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      • #1038
        Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

        Originally posted by Albert The Lunkhead View Post
        Seriously, this has to be a joke?
        Once again, bride prices are not illegal.
        Drama queen

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        • #1039
          Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

          Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
          Once again, bride prices are not illegal.

          Originally posted by robjones View Post
          Your daughter looks nice and looks like she got her good looks from her mum and I must say your offer is rather tempting. But am afraid she is no use to me as I am trying to overcome my masturbation/porn/sex addiction. My goal is to free my mind and heart from all sort of negative thoughts and ultimately be more close to Lord Jesus Christ. Wish me luck.
          Maybe if I change my mind do you got any younger daughters?
          ^^^THIS^^^

          Is why the fathers are involved with choosing a husband. Women (especially young girls) fall for all sorts of lines. I know I almost made some major mistakes in my life when I was young. Good thing I have a big brother who can legally carry a Taser, even if he isn't a True Christian(tm).

          Fathers know the song and dance that men will play to snag some innocent girl for whatever reasons and can see right through it. Yes there have been a few cases of divorce in our community ( Matthew 5:32 ) but we are nowhere near the 60% that free love and such nonsense has given the sickular population.

          I'd hate to see what the "divorce" stats would be if they included those living in sin and homers. Probably closer to 90%. Unsaved Trash switch partners more often than square dancers.
          Drama queen

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          • #1040
            Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

            Does anyone here realise that this is human traffic?

            This accountable for jail time.

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            • #1041
              Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

              Originally posted by Poodleinacan View Post
              Does anyone here realise that this is human traffic?

              This accountable for jail time.
              This false accusation has been addressed in this thread already. Please familiarize yourself with the issue before commenting.

              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • #1042
                Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                Originally posted by Poodleinacan View Post
                Does anyone here realise that this is human traffic?

                This accountable for jail time.
                Really? Then why are dowries and/or bride prices LEGAL in almost every jurisdiction worldwide?

                Oh, and thanks for reading the whole thread. This point has been covered dozens of times. But, hey, everybody else should bend over backwards on your account because WE'RE responsible for curing YOUR ignorance, right?

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                • #1043
                  Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                  Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                  This false accusation has been addressed in this thread already. Please familiarize yourself with the issue before commenting.



                  It will never be said enough.

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                  • #1044
                    Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                    Originally posted by Poodleinacan View Post
                    It will never be said enough.
                    You're mistaken, dear, which makes your comment superfluous to the actual topic of this thread.

                    Please, do try and keep up.

                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • #1045
                      Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                      Originally posted by Poodleinacan View Post
                      It will never be said enough.
                      "If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State."

                      Do you know who said that? Joseph Goebbels. Look him up.

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                      • #1046
                        Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                        Really? Then why are dowries and/or bride prices LEGAL in almost every jurisdiction worldwide?

                        Oh, and thanks for reading the whole thread. This point has been covered dozens of times. But, hey, everybody else should bend over backwards on your account because WE'RE responsible for curing YOUR ignorance, right?
                        The legal part is when the person is willingly puttig his/her own self to be a mail-order-bride/husband. In other words, when the person is an adult.

                        When it is kid that is beig put for sell, by his parents, unwilligly (which means that the kid is forced and is left with out any choice), then it is human trafficking.

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                        • #1047
                          Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                          Originally posted by Poodleinacan View Post
                          I refuse to take MY time to read the thread and see that these points have already been covered ad nauseum and INSIST that I'm so special and I need to be spoonfed everything because I'm more important than anyone else.
                          FTFY.

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                          • #1048
                            Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                            Originally posted by Poodleinacan View Post
                            When it is kid that is beig put for sell, by his parents, unwilligly (which means that the kid is forced and is left with out any choice), then it is human trafficking.
                            Tell that to the many cultures of contemporary world that today practice arranged marriages, including the following countries:

                            India
                            Nepal
                            Sri Lanca
                            Pakistan
                            Bangladesh
                            China

                            You can read more about arranged marriages on this website:
                            Arranged marriage - New World Encyclopedia
                            http://www.newworldencyclopedia.org/entry/Arranged_marriage
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                            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                             Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                            God HATES Rational Thinking!
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                            • #1049
                              Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                              Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                              Tell that to the many cultures of contemporary world that today practice arranged marriages, including the following countries:

                              India
                              Nepal
                              Sri Lanca
                              Pakistan
                              Bangladesh
                              China...
                              And all the countries that people from those cultures have emigrated to, because the police can't investigate crimes that no one reports (and most people don't turn themselves in to the cops).

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                              • #1050
                                Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                                Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                                Tell that to the many cultures of contemporary world that today practice arranged marriages, including the following countries:

                                India
                                Nepal
                                Sri Lanca
                                Pakistan
                                Bangladesh
                                China

                                You can read more about arranged marriages on this website:
                                http://www.newworldencyclopedia.org/...anged_marriage
                                You can add the Islamic Republic of Birmingham to that list.
                                Isaiah 66:15

                                For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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