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Default Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins - 03-03-2008, 06:10 PM

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It's good to see that you haven't been working on improving your English.

Just for the record, I will not be praying that you get to have sex with anybody because it is not my place to punish people....that's God's job.


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Default Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins - 03-03-2008, 06:34 PM

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No dear boy. "Visual documentation" means seeing for yourself. My gynecologist and my husband are the only ones who have the right to see me naked. You are neither, so you're s-o-l.
What right would that be?

So you are a tree-hugging credit-hating communist vegetarian grub-eating soap-maker, but you aren't a nudist? Never been to a nude beach or been skinnydipping?

What a prude.


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Default Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins - 03-03-2008, 07:13 PM

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What right would that be?

So you are a tree-hugging credit-hating communist vegetarian grub-eating soap-maker, but you aren't a nudist? Never been to a nude beach or been skinnydipping?

What a prude.

I'm not a nudist, nor am I a prude. I simply reserve the right to decide who I will and will not disrobe in front of.
I've never been to a nude beach - there are certain places that I really don't want to get sand. I've been skinny-dipping with friends, but it was on private property - not in public and certainly not posted on the internet.


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Default Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins - 03-03-2008, 07:56 PM

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I've been skinny-dipping with friends, but it was on private property - not in public and certainly not posted on the internet.
So when u say skinny-dipping, what u realy mean?

Did u actualy get naked? Or did u jus keep all ur clothes on, an hand out pictures of urself naked? Cos thats what it sound lik.

An here's me tinkin the Bible humpers on here were prudish an firdget! I thought wickers were all about dancin' round fires naked, smearing chicken's giblets all over there bodies, an had sick perverted orges all the time? Man, did I join the WRONG religion!

I only signed up ta get laid.
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So when u say skinny-dipping, what u realy mean?

Did u actualy get naked? Or did u jus keep all ur clothes on, an hand out pictures of urself naked? Cos thats what it sound lik.

An here's me tinkin the Bible humpers on here were prudish an firdget! I thought wickers were all about dancin' round fires naked, smearing chicken's giblets all over there bodies, an had sick perverted orges all the time? Man, did I join the WRONG religion!

I only signed up ta get laid.
First of all, wicker is dried reeds, often woven into baskets or furniture.
Second, while I am Pagan, I am not Wiccan.
Third, Wiccans do not smear chicken giblets all over their bodies or engage in orgies. Ritual nudity is a sacred trust, not an invitation to indiscriminate sex.
Fourth, if you decided to play at being Pagan just to get laid, you did indeed choose the wrong religion, because that's not what it's about.


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Question Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins - 03-03-2008, 08:43 PM

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I've been skinny-dipping with friends.
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Ritual nudity is a sacred trust, not an invitation to indiscriminate sex.
So which is it? Skinny dipping with friends or wierdo pagan love rituals where you smear bacon fat all over your bodies and writhe around naked like asps?


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Default Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins - 03-03-2008, 08:49 PM

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So which is it? Skinny dipping with friends or wierdo pagan love rituals where you smear bacon fat all over your bodies and writhe around naked like asps?

Skyclad rituals are not sexual, nor do they involve smearing animal parts all over each other.
Where do you get these insane ideas?


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I might have read it somewhere here today.


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Third, Wiccans do not smear chicken giblets all over their bodies
Well then where do you put them, We know you use them.


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Wiccans do not smear chicken giblets all over their bodies or engage in orgies. Ritual nudity is a sacred trust, not an invitation to indiscriminate sex. if you decided to play at being Pagan just to get laid, you did indeed choose the wrong religion, because that's not what it's about.
Listen lady, If i went into the woods wi u an got all 'sky-clad', spend all nite dancing naked round the camp-fire chanting, smoking dope an performing rituals for hours an hours an hours on end ... i'd expect to at least get laid!

What a waste of time, when I coulda been playin ma Xbox 360.

OK then, well what religion IS about having indescriminate naked orgies wi chicken innards then? Because I feel cheated!
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OK then, well what religion IS about having indescriminate naked orgies wi chicken innards then? Because I feel cheated!
So you like the idea of animal love huh. You satanic pig.


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OK then, well what religion IS about having indescriminate naked orgies wi chicken innards then? Because I feel cheated!

To my knowledge there isn't any - I guess you'll have to start your own. Good luck with that.


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The Olsen twins look like Skeletor's twin 99 year old anorexic daughters. They are hideously creepy; looking like two little old ladies suffering from some sort of wasting disease.

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To my knowledge there isn't any.
Are u kidding?? Satanism IS naked orges wi chicken innards, that's what it all about! It been that way sinc Alistair Crowley reinvent it as naked orgy magic, because he was an ugly fat bastard lik me. He invent it so he could get laid. U realy expects me to believe u dance around a campfire naked, rubbin stale period blood into ur body, babbling nonsense for hours an hours ... and NOTHIN SEXUAL HAPPENS?? LOL. I weren't born yesterdays.

I startin to think ur not a real Satanist. U dont even know that Pagans an Wiccans ar the same thing.
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i'd expect to at least get laid!
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I coulda been playin ma Xbox 360.
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Default Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins - 03-03-2008, 09:48 PM

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Are u kidding?? Satanism IS naked orges wi chicken innards, that's what it all about! It been that way sinc Alistair Crowley reinvent it as naked orgy magic, because he was an ugly fat bastard lik me. He invent it so he could get laid. U realy expects me to believe u dance around a campfire naked, rubbin stale period blood into ur body, babbling nonsense for hours an hours ... and NOTHIN SEXUAL HAPPENS?? LOL. I weren't born yesterdays.

I startin to think ur not a real Satanist. U dont even know that Pagans an Wiccans ar the same thing.
Ugh, I missed this one....

I don't even know where to start....

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Alistair Crowley reinvent it as naked orgy magic, because he was an ugly fat bastard lik me.
Right...


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Now kids, what is different from these two pictures? (HINT: One's a man)

P.S. ChubbyGirl,

You spelled Aleister Crowley wrong; not that I'd expect anything more from you.

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I startin to think ur not a real Satanist. U dont even know that Pagans an Wiccans ar the same thing.
And I'm starting to think that someone might be an example of why incest is a bad thing.


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Default Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins - 03-04-2008, 03:43 AM

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Are u kidding?? Satanism IS naked orges wi chicken innards, that's what it all about! It been that way sinc Alistair Crowley reinvent it as naked orgy magic, because he was an ugly fat bastard lik me. He invent it so he could get laid. U realy expects me to believe u dance around a campfire naked, rubbin stale period blood into ur body, babbling nonsense for hours an hours ... and NOTHIN SEXUAL HAPPENS?? LOL. I weren't born yesterdays.

I startin to think ur not a real Satanist. U dont even know that Pagans an Wiccans ar the same thing.
I'm not a Satanist at all, nor did I ever claim to be. And while all Wiccans are Pagan, not all Pagans are Wiccan. Wicca is a specific path within Paganism, much like Baptist is a specific path within Christianity. And neither Paganism nor Wicca are Satanic, since they do not believe that such a being as Satan exists. Satan is a character from the Christians' book. He has never been a character in any earth-centered (Pagan) beliefs. Satanism is merely the flip side of Christianity.


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Default Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins - 03-04-2008, 03:54 AM

*snickers* While we're on the the topic of praying for things that will never happen, someone pray for me to get into a threesome with Gackt and Voltaire (singer not philosopher, cause that would be just gross) [/tongue in cheek]
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Default Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins - 03-04-2008, 03:59 AM

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*snickers* While we're on the the topic of praying for things that will never happen, someone pray for me to get into a threesome with Gackt and Voltaire (singer not philosopher, cause that would be just gross) [/tongue in cheek]
Well, look what the cat dragged in. Did the institution let you out on furlough? Back in to post more semi-pornographic smut on God's favorite forum?


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