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03-03-2008, 05:00 PM
Dear Bible humping virgins,
Please pray to God for me, that he let me hav a kinky 3-some with the hot Olsen Twins!
Honestly, I doubt any of u sad Bible banger lossers hav been laid in ur entire lives. An if u hav, it was prob in the missionary position wi the lights out lik the dickless pussy wimps u all are. LMAO. Tho I hear u Priests prefer little boys!
Please also pray that I don get anymor of those nasty infaction points, as they suck ass!
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Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins -
03-03-2008, 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by ChuckieGirl666
Dear Bible humping virgins,
Please pray to God for me, that he let me hav a kinky 3-some with the hot Olsen Twins!
Honestly, I doubt any of u sad Bible banger lossers hav been laid in ur entire lives. An if u hav, it was prob in the missionary position wi the lights out lik the dickless pussy wimps u all are. LMAO. Tho I hear u Priests prefer little boys!
Please also pray that I don get anymor of those nasty infaction points, as they suck ass!
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The Olsen twins? Surely you can do better than that! At least go after someone with actual talent.
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03-03-2008, 05:10 PM
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The Olsen twins? Surely you can do better than that! At least go fafter someone with actual talent.
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OK then, what about Britney Spears and Avril Lavigne????
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Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins -
03-03-2008, 05:10 PM
He didn't say he wanted to be their agent.
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03-03-2008, 05:13 PM
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OK then, what about Britney Spears and Avril Lavigne????
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No, sweetie - I said with actual talent.
How about Liz Phair and Chrissie Hynde?
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03-03-2008, 05:15 PM
What would he want those wrinkled old lezbos for?
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03-03-2008, 05:16 PM
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He didn't say he wanted to be their agent.
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No Gramps, I think he meant a different kind of talent.
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03-03-2008, 05:19 PM
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No Gramps, I think he meant a different kind of talent.
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No darlin' - I meant musical talent. If all you want is a body, you can find that on any street corner.
And I'm a she.
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03-03-2008, 05:20 PM
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No, sweetie - I said with actual talent.
How about Liz Phair and Chrissie Hynde?
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03-03-2008, 05:20 PM
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What would he want those wrinkled old lezbos for?
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I think they're both bi.
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03-03-2008, 05:22 PM
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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03-03-2008, 05:25 PM
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I think they're both bi.
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You trailed off there. They're both what?
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03-03-2008, 05:27 PM
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You trailed off there. They're both what?
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I didn't trail off - bi is short for bisexual.
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03-03-2008, 05:28 PM
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And I'm a she.
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Well u just keep tellin' urself that. Whatever makes u happy.
But if u have any pics to prove this ridiculous claim? I'd be mor than happy to recieve 'em - offlist that is.
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Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins -
03-03-2008, 05:30 PM
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Well u just keep tellin' urself that. Whatever makes u happy.
But if u have any pics to prove this ridiculous claim? I'd be mor than happy to recieve 'em - offlist that is.
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Since you are neither my gynecologist nor my lover, I really see no reason to provide you with visual documentation of my gender. You'll just have to use your imagination.
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03-03-2008, 05:32 PM
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Well u just keep tellin' urself that. Whatever makes u happy.
But if u have any pics to prove this ridiculous claim? I'd be mor than happy to recieve 'em - offlist that is.
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Look this isn't a lesbian pick up forum.
And there is little need for discussion of lesbianism. The Bible doesn't specifically outlaw it but it certainly shows us that no intercourse should ever need to be going on between two women.
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Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins -
03-03-2008, 05:43 PM
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Since you are neither my gynecologist nor my lover, I really see no reason to provide you with visual documentation of my gender.
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Interesting. So u don let ur lover or gynocologist see u naked either? U jus give them 'visual documentation' ...uuhh... to prove ur a chick??...Weird..
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Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins -
03-03-2008, 05:46 PM
I thinks she meant the Hensel twins.
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Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins -
03-03-2008, 05:54 PM
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Interesting. So u don let ur lover or gynocologist see u naked either? U jus give them 'visual documentation' ...uuhh... to prove ur a chick??...Weird..
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Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins -
03-03-2008, 05:55 PM
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Interesting. So u don let ur lover or gynocologist see u naked either? U jus give them 'visual documentation' ...uuhh... to prove ur a chick??...Weird..
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No dear boy. "Visual documentation" means seeing for yourself. My gynecologist and my husband are the only ones who have the right to see me naked. You are neither, so you're s-o-l.
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