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Scriptures tell us about homosexuality and the evils of it and what will happen to those who practice this foul sodomy. But lesbianism hardly gets a mention. And nor should it, as it pertains only to the weaker females.
Most references in the Bible about homosexuality refer to sodomy, a crime that lesbians can hardly be accused of, unless they use plastic prosthetic devices. So what does the Bible say about lesbians?
The main reference in the Bible to lesbians can be found in the book of Ruth. Elimelech travelled to the heathen land of Moab with his wife Naomi and two sons to avoid a famine. But while there he died, leaving Naomi a widow. Their two sons married two pagan Moabites, Ruth and Orpah (no relation to Oprah). Then the sons died. As Naomi was by now too old to bear more sons for her daughters-in-law to wed, she instructed them to return to their own people, while she, Naomi, returned to hers, as the famine was now over. Orpah kissed Naomi and off she went. But Ruth refused to go.

Ruth 1:14-22
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14 And they lifted up their voice, and wept again: and Orpah kissed her mother in law; but Ruth clave unto her. 15 And she said, Behold, thy sister in law is gone back unto her people, and unto her gods: nreturn thou after thy sister in law. 16 And Ruth said, * Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: othy people shall be my people, and thy God my God: 17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: pthe Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me. 18 qWhen she saw that she * was stedfastly minded to go with her, then she left speaking unto her.
19 So they two went until they came to Beth-lehem. And it came to pass, when they were come to Beth-lehem, that rall the city was moved about them, and they said, Is this Naomi? 20 And she said unto them, Call me not * Naomi, call me * Mara: for sthe Almighty hath dealt very bitterly with me. 21 I went out full, tand the Lord hath brought me home again empty: why then call ye me Naomi, seeing the Lord hath testified against me, and the Almighty hath afflicted me? 22 So Naomi returned, and Ruth the Moabitess, her daughter in law, with her, which returned out of the country of Moab: and they came to Beth-lehem uin the beginning of barley harvest.
It sounds like true love between Naomi and and the Moabite pagan Ruth. Once in Bethlehem, Ruth no doubt found the Lord and gave up her pagan ways, for Boaz (a close kinsman of Naomi’s deceased husband Elimelech, possibly Elimelech’s cousin) did the honourable thing and after paying Naomi married Ruth.

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13 So Boaz ptook Ruth, and she was his wife: and when he went in unto her, qthe Lord gave her conception, and she bare a son. 14 And rthe women said unto Naomi, Blessed be the Lord, which hath not * left thee this day without a * kinsman, that his name may be famous in Israel. 15 And he shall be unto thee a restorer of thy life, and * a nourisher of * thine old age: for thy daughter in law, which loveth thee, which is sbetter to thee than seven sons, hath born him. 16 And Naomi took the child, and laid it in her bosom, and became nurse unto it. 17 tAnd the women her neighbours gave it a name, saying, There is a son uborn to Naomi; and they called his name Obed: he is the father of Jesse, the father of David.

So Ruth was in fact the great-grandmother of David.
But what this story tells us is that while Ruth was a heathen lesbian who seduced Naomi, once Ruth was introduced to the Lord, she gave up her evil ways and became a good Obed-ient wife to Obed, bearing him sons. Poor Naomi – living in a foreign heathen land succumbed to the temptations of the flesh without her husband and sons to keep her on the straight and narrow. But once she returned to her people, she was ashamed that she had let herself be seduced; so ashamed that she pretended her name was Mara. Naomi spent the rest of her days as a nursemaid to Obed’s children.
What else do we learn about lesbians?
Deuteronomy 22:5 tells us
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The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the Lord thy God

In its most literal sense, one may assume that it’s fine to be a lipstick lesbian but not a bull dyke. But is that what it’s really saying? It’s clearly equating bull dykes with effeminate faggots, lesbians with homosexuals.
Romans 1:24-32
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1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
1:25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
1:29 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,
1:30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,
1:31Without understanding, covenant breakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
The “natural use” of women is to act as sexual objects for the pleasure of men and bear them sons. Notice the phrase “even their women.” The text seems to suggest that it is more common for men to engage in sexual depravity, and when women begin to do it, that is a sign things are getting really bad. Men have much stronger sex drives than women, and so are more prone to sexual deviancy. When women commit unnatural sexual acts, then the degree of immorality has truly become shameful. Clearly, this passage puts lesbianism on equal ground with male homosexuality.

And finally from Luke 17:32-35
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32 tRemember Lot’s wife. 33 uWhosoever shall seek to save his life shall lose it; and whosoever shall lose his life shall xpreserve it. 34 I tell you, in that night there shall be two men in one bed; the one shall be taken, and the other shall be left. 35 yTwo women shall be grinding together; the one shall be taken, and the other left.
Let me assure you – Luke wasn’t talking about 2 women grinding grain!
So although the Bible scarcely mentions lesbians, it is not because God doesn’t see lesbianism as a sin. He sees it on a par with male homosexuality. And the only reason it’s not mentioned much is because it only concerns women and women aren’t as important as men.
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Default Re: God and lesbians - 01-23-2014, 05:15 AM

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Scriptures tell us about homosexuality and the evils of it and what will happen to those who practice this foul sodomy. But lesbianism hardly gets a mention. And nor should it, as it pertains only to the weaker females.
Most references in the Bible about homosexuality refer to sodomy, a crime that lesbians can hardly be accused of, unless they use plastic prosthetic devices. So what does the Bible say about lesbians?
The main reference in the Bible to lesbians can be found in the book of Ruth. Elimelech travelled to the heathen land of Moab with his wife Naomi and two sons to avoid a famine. But while there he died, leaving Naomi a widow. Their two sons married two pagan Moabites, Ruth and Orpah (no relation to Oprah). Then the sons died. As Naomi was by now too old to bear more sons for her daughters-in-law to wed, she instructed them to return to their own people, while she, Naomi, returned to hers, as the famine was now over. Orpah kissed Naomi and off she went. But Ruth refused to go.

Ruth 1:14-22 It sounds like true love between Naomi and and the Moabite pagan Ruth. Once in Bethlehem, Ruth no doubt found the Lord and gave up her pagan ways, for Boaz (a close kinsman of Naomi’s deceased husband Elimelech, possibly Elimelech’s cousin) did the honourable thing and after paying Naomi married Ruth.

Ruth 4:13-17
So Ruth was in fact the great-grandmother of David.
But what this story tells us is that while Ruth was a heathen lesbian who seduced Naomi, once Ruth was introduced to the Lord, she gave up her evil ways and became a good Obed-ient wife to Obed, bearing him sons. Poor Naomi – living in a foreign heathen land succumbed to the temptations of the flesh without her husband and sons to keep her on the straight and narrow. But once she returned to her people, she was ashamed that she had let herself be seduced; so ashamed that she pretended her name was Mara. Naomi spent the rest of her days as a nursemaid to Obed’s children.
What else do we learn about lesbians?
Deuteronomy 22:5 tells us
In its most literal sense, one may assume that it’s fine to be a lipstick lesbian but not a bull dyke. But is that what it’s really saying? It’s clearly equating bull dykes with effeminate faggots, lesbians with homosexuals.
Romans 1:24-32 The “natural use” of women is to act as sexual objects for the pleasure of men and bear them sons. Notice the phrase “even their women.” The text seems to suggest that it is more common for men to engage in sexual depravity, and when women begin to do it, that is a sign things are getting really bad. Men have much stronger sex drives than women, and so are more prone to sexual deviancy. When women commit unnatural sexual acts, then the degree of immorality has truly become shameful. Clearly, this passage puts lesbianism on equal ground with male homosexuality.

And finally from Luke 17:32-35 Let me assure you – Luke wasn’t talking about 2 women grinding grain!
So although the Bible scarcely mentions lesbians, it is not because God doesn’t see lesbianism as a sin. He sees it on a par with male homosexuality. And the only reason it’s not mentioned much is because it only concerns women and women aren’t as important as men.
And that's why women are unimportant.

Have you asked your husband to review your masterpiece? Did you even inform him that you were dedicating your little brain to a theological dissertation with free INTERPRETATION?

Let me remind you

1 Timothy 2:11-12

Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

Now that I have your attention I will say just one thing more.

There are some truths in what you wrote... but as many errors as truths.

The KJV is 100% truth.

What should we do with your little work and how soon can you get back to pie-baking?

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Sister, you have overlooked a very important passage:

Romans 1:26-32
26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
29 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,
30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,
31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

God is quite clear, dear. Lesbians are worthy of death as much as all other haters of God.
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With respect Mrs Basilissa, I included that piece of scripture - the second last one in my original post. YIC
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Pie-baking anyone?

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Default Re: God and lesbians - 01-23-2014, 09:32 PM

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Sister, you have overlooked a very important passage:

Romans 1:26-32
26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
29 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,
30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,
31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

God is quite clear, dear. Lesbians are worthy of death as much as all other haters of God.
Very true, Sister.

Lesbiopathy afflicts up to 3 in 10 or more of women and it has only one reason that I'm sure all True Christians™ are fully aware of.

That's right: anal sex

The gaywise of the male pursuasion lack the cognitive ability to plan the capture and rape (anal) of youthful young, clean limbed and muscular young youths on their own.

Their weakness in the wrists comes from being sat hunched over their aging PCs as they log on to NAMBLA.com and click, click, click their way through various anal oriented images.

Their gnarled hands are warped and clawed and they bearly have the muscle power to hold a conversation (hence the lisp) let alone hold down a struggling young youth, perhaps with tears in his eyes as the lezzer forces his crying face on to the good of the perverts car.

Lesbeans are far stronger than normal people and easily force all but the most Christian of men into supplication (anal); they do this so that fewer and fewer straight men are there for straight women. This is how lesbean reproduce: via anal rape (by proxy) of their arch nemesis: straight young men

They revel in their physical strength and can be seen on street corners after dark holding ileagal arm wrestling contest.

If you ever see a burly women with a mincing skinny boy, be aware: you could be one conversation away from prolonged, painful, premeditated, penile penertration of the posterior: anal rape by any man's yard stick.

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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With respect Mrs Basilissa, I included that piece of scripture - the second last one in my original post. YIC
I apologize, I did not notice, probably because you went on to conclude that lesbianism is somehow not mentioned much in the Bible, and you went on and on interpreting the Bible, instead of reading it as it is. I mean, it's right there, it's an abomination as much as male homosexuality, what else do you want?

Also, note that the Holy Bible doesn't say that Ruth was a lesbian (you were interpreting again). See, even our Dear Lord enjoyed a little kissing now and then:

Luke 7:43-48
43 Simon answered and said, I suppose that he, to whom he forgave most. And he said unto him, Thou hast rightly judged.
44 And he turned to the woman, and said unto Simon, Seest thou this woman? I entered into thine house, thou gavest me no water for my feet: but she hath washed my feet with tears, and wiped them with the hairs of her head.
45 Thou gavest me no kiss: but this woman since the time I came in hath not ceased to kiss my feet.
46 My head with oil thou didst not anoint: but this woman hath anointed my feet with ointment.
47 Wherefore I say unto thee, Her sins, which are many, are forgiven; for she loved much: but to whom little is forgiven, the same loveth little.
48 And he said unto her, Thy sins are forgiven.

Moral of the story: kiss Jesus and your sins are forgiven. Since our Godly Pastors are Jesus' representation on earth (2 Corinthians 5:20), my own sins were forgiven by kissing Pastor Ezekiel (although he did not want it on the feet, he said he was ticklish, so I performed a very thorough kissing on another body part of his choice).

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I apologize, I did not notice, probably because you went on to conclude that lesbianism is somehow not mentioned much in the Bible, and you went on and on interpreting the Bible, instead of reading it as it is. I mean, it's right there, it's an abomination as much as male homosexuality, what else do you want?

Also, note that the Holy Bible doesn't say that Ruth was a lesbian (you were interpreting again). See, even our Dear Lord enjoyed a little kissing now and then:

Luke 7:43-48
43 Simon answered and said, I suppose that he, to whom he forgave most. And he said unto him, Thou hast rightly judged.
44 And he turned to the woman, and said unto Simon, Seest thou this woman? I entered into thine house, thou gavest me no water for my feet: but she hath washed my feet with tears, and wiped them with the hairs of her head.
45 Thou gavest me no kiss: but this woman since the time I came in hath not ceased to kiss my feet.
46 My head with oil thou didst not anoint: but this woman hath anointed my feet with ointment.
47 Wherefore I say unto thee, Her sins, which are many, are forgiven; for she loved much: but to whom little is forgiven, the same loveth little.
48 And he said unto her, Thy sins are forgiven.

Moral of the story: kiss Jesus and your sins are forgiven. Since our Godly Pastors are Jesus' representation on earth (2 Corinthians 5:20), my own sins were forgiven by kissing Pastor Ezekiel (although he did not want it on the feet, he said he was ticklish, so I performed a very thorough kissing on another body part of his choice).

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Of course, and I also bathed Pastor Zeke beforehand, with my on tears (Luke 7:44), which I have been saving for that purpose for some time.
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Of course, and I also bathed Pastor Zeke beforehand, with my on tears (Luke 7:44), which I have been saving for that purpose for some time.
It is good to see that at least SOME women dedicate their studying of the KJV to the right subjects.

May I congratulate your husband or must I assume that the good Pastors had to, once again, fill in for him?

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It is good to see that at least SOME women dedicate their studying of the KJV to the right subjects.

May I congratulate your husband or must I assume that the good Pastors had to, once again, fill in for him?

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I'm still on the lookout for a Godly True Christian™ Man to become my husband, Brother See The Light. In the meantime, I remain a Certified™ virgin, and a 1 Corinthians 7:34 True Christian™ woman.
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Until such time, may the good Pastors fill you with JESUS and continue to verify, certify and attest to your virtue.

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Until such time, may the good Pastors fill you with JESUS and continue to verify, certify and attest to your virtue.

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Praise the Lord, indeed! I must say, when Dr. Niles tests my virginity, he does it really methodically, fully, and in depth.

There is no better doctor for female feebleness than Dr. Niles.
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Praise the Lord, indeed! I must say, when Dr. Niles tests my virginity, he does it really methodically, fully, and in depth.

There is no better doctor for female feebleness than Dr. Niles.
Many a good TRUE CHRISTIAN girl has attested to that, sister.

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But he said, Yea rather, blessed are they that hear the word of God, and keep it.

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