[Good Christian Woman]

Well ladies, it's time to share our secrets. The liebral media seems to think there's something wrong with a husband disciplining his wife when she sins, so it has become necessary for us to find ways to hide our marks of punishment.

Yesterday, I am ashamed to say I burned the pie I was making for my husband. He disciplined me accordingly, and I don't want my hippy neighbors asking questions about the bruises. Any advice on concealment? They're mostly around my eyes, so I can't cover them with clothing. I have no make up in my house (Only whores do!) so that's out as well. I could try sun glasses, but my husband says they make me look mannish, so I'd prefer to save those as a last resort. Any other ideas, ladies?

[Bob4God]

Well there's just nothing I hate worse than nosy neighbors, unless they are True Christians sniffing out sin in the neighborhood.

I don't see why you should want to hide the bruises your husband gave you.

Most wives aren't so fortunate as to marry a manly man True Christian who will beat the fear of GOD into their wives, and you should wear the bruises he gives you as a trophy.

[Good Christian Woman]

Originally Posted by Bob4God

Well there's just nothing I hate worse than nosy neighbors, unless they are True Christians sniffing out sin in the neighborhood.

I don't see why you should want to hide the bruises your husband gave you.

Most wives aren't so fortunate as to marry a manly man True Christian who will beat the fear of GOD into their wives, and you should wear the bruises he gives you as a trophy.

I am very fortunate to have a manly Christian husband. I'm very grateful.

I wouldn't want to hide them, but I'm afraid my liberal neighbors will have my husband arrested if they find out where they came from. It's apparently a "crime" to punish your own wife!

[ThatMongoloidChick]

You all should call Domestic Abuse Hotline and after that you should probably seek some psychological help, since you all are bat-shit crazy and don't realize that you should not be beaten by anybody

[Thomas Taylor]

Originally Posted by ThatMongoloidChick

You all should call Domestic Abuse Hotline and after that you should probably seek some psychological help, since you all are bat-shit crazy and don't realize that you should not be beaten by anybody

It's obvious that when you were growing up you were not beaten enough. Now go and write an introduction as you have been instructed on numerous occasions. Come on now woman, chop, chop.

[vaporsniffer]

Yes, you should not cover up the bruises from your husband, I mean, why should you care what your hippy neighboors think anyways, I mean, do they even care what you think? Have you asked yourself that question before? Maybe you should just re bake that pie, and simply seek forgiveness from your sins, even if it was from buring the pie, sheesh, maybe your man just needs to eat your pie more, instead of istilling the fear in you by beating you which is not a very christian thing to do even if you are full of sin ,) ***Pornographic Spam Deleted*** If god was here, he would be vaping for sure ,) and not beating up his wife for the sake of the lord! He would be ashamed of you!

[husbandslover]

My husband disciplines me on my bottom so that there is no concern of hiding any marks, also it makes it even more uncomfortable to sit so I get much more done when spanked on my bottom. If he didn't discipline me, I would still be lost and never came to repentance. He paddles me daily as a reminder. Today he spanked me w/a clothes hanger for back-talking and washed my mouth out with soap. Then made me do murga for ten minutes. The correct response to him is yes sir. No matter what.

[BelieverInGod]

Originally Posted by husbandslover

My husband disciplines me on my bottom so that there is no concern of hiding any marks, also it makes it even more uncomfortable to sit so I get much more done when spanked on my bottom. If he didn't discipline me, I would still be lost and never came to repentance. He paddles me daily as a reminder. Today he spanked me w/a clothes hanger for back-talking and washed my mouth out with soap. Then made me do murga for ten minutes. The correct response to him is yes sir. No matter what.

murga?

[Betty Sue]

Originally Posted by BelieverInGod

murga?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murga

WHYW OULD SHE do musicial theater from SOUTH AMERICCA?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Good Christian Woman

Well ladies, it's time to share our secrets. The liebral media seems to think there's something wrong with a husband disciplining his wife when she sins, so it has become necessary for us to find ways to hide our marks of punishment.

Yesterday, I am ashamed to say I burned the pie I was making for my husband. He disciplined me accordingly, and I don't want my hippy neighbors asking questions about the bruises. Any advice on concealment? They're mostly around my eyes, so I can't cover them with clothing. I have no make up in my house (Only whores do!) so that's out as well. I could try sun glasses, but my husband says they make me look mannish, so I'd prefer to save those as a last resort. Any other ideas, ladies?

The simplest solution would be to just stay indoors. My wife Cindy Lou is never allowed outside. That means I have to take care of the yard work, but at least the liberal media won't be sniffing around her looking for bruises and open sores.

If there is an emergency, and you must go outside for some reason, perhaps during a blizzard as a punishment, then have the Reverend Jim Osborne perform a Christian laying on of hands. This is sure to cover up any unsightly topical damage.

[Good Christian Woman]

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins

The simplest solution would be to just stay indoors. My wife Cindy Lou is never allowed outside. That means I have to take care of the yard work, but at least the liberal media won't be sniffing around her looking for bruises and open sores.

If there is an emergency, and you must go outside for some reason, perhaps during a blizzard as a punishment, then have the Reverend Jim Osborne perform a Christian laying on of hands. This is sure to cover up any unsightly topical damage.

Excellent solution. The only time I really go outside is to hang the laundry and do yard work, and I can have my four daughters do that until the bruises heal.

[Abner Leopold]

That's exactly what I was going to mention, stay inside. I'm sure you have plenty of houswork to do anyway, & if you get it all done, then you can always find other things indoors to spend your time constructive. Polish your hubands shoes, mend his clothes, & spend time scrutinizing your own work & places you need to improve. Then explain to your husband where, why , how you can & should be doing better. This is a good time for this because since you are already bruised, its a very convienient time for more deserved punishment, depending on how much room for improvement you have, you may be able to work yourself into a good enough beating that its not just black eyes, go for more of a full body beating, then you should be able to leave home sooner, you will have learned your lesson, and if you drive like most women, your car is probably already banged up pretty badly anyway, so people will just assume you were in a car wreck. Then you don't have to lie, & disgrace our saviour by telling lies & breaking one of the most important commandments. Use some of your time to practice up on your baking, so you won't burn any more pies. Then you can avoid thus incidence ever happening again.
There's plenty to do & I'm sure if your like most women including my wife, a constant effort for perfection is emphatic & the beatings are just a small part of your learning to be a more godly servant to your man. God Bless You Sister, & good luck on your journey.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Your fellow Christian ladies will envy you those shiners.

[Bob4God]

I have found that it is often easier for me to hit my wife with a tennis racket.

Because the surface area is primarily mesh, it flies through the air easily, and it doesn't leave a bruise, but rather, an amusing mesh-patterned welt.

I often explain to my wife that Satan's web of sin and deceit has a similar mesh shape, only the welts I leave will save her from HELL'S FIRE.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Good Christian Woman

Well ladies, it's time to share our secrets. The liebral media seems to think there's something wrong with a husband disciplining his wife when she sins, so it has become necessary for us to find ways to hide our marks of punishment.

Yesterday, I am ashamed to say I burned the pie I was making for my husband. He disciplined me accordingly, and I don't want my hippy neighbors asking questions about the bruises. Any advice on concealment? They're mostly around my eyes, so I can't cover them with clothing. I have no make up in my house (Only whores do!) so that's out as well. I could try sun glasses, but my husband says they make me look mannish, so I'd prefer to save those as a last resort. Any other ideas, ladies?

Why is your husband using his fist instead of a rod, as directed in the Bible?

A rod to the buttocks will not leave marks where they can be seen by anyone but your husband. And you'll be reminded of your improper behavior every time you choose to sit down for days, instead of just when you look at yourself in a mirror!

[Mary Etheldreda]

I pray constantly for a Godly husband who would love me enough to discipline me, but alas, my poor dear deluded atheist husband refuses. It makes me so sad, but I do have eternal hope in Christ Jesus that he will see the folly of his ways and come to the LORD as I have come to the LORD. In the meantime, I leave around little "hints" printed in his lunch box, underwear drawer, my bra. I hope the Holy Spirit leads him quickly but in the meantime, I'm happy to share what I can with you in case your husband chooses to alter his disciplinary habits.

From my favorite website (Christian Domestic Discipline),

When administering physical discipline, take caution not to deliver the lashes anywhere but the buttocks. The first attempt at this punishment should only be delivered by hand so you can get an idea of how many lashings are needed. The best position will be for you to sit at the end of a bed or on a chair (with no arms) and have her lay across your lap. She can also bend over a bed with arms tucked under her chest and your left hand on the small of her back. If a strap (belt) is to be implemented watch that each stoke falls directly on the buttocks and not higher. EDITOR'S NOTE: When using the hand, or a small, short implement, such as a switch or small "hairbrush"-type paddle, over-the-knee positioning can work quite well.

A fearful wife may begin crying or pleading and find it difficult to remain still. Reassure her. of your intent and love (yes this will hurt, that is why it is a punishment) then instruct her to be still. Remind her that she is not in control of this discipline. You should continue the lashing through her tears and pleas for you to stop, until you are certain the message was received. This will insure her remorse and therefore stop the undesirable behavior.

A sound lashing is five to ten strokes with your hand, or three to five strokes with a strap; some wives need more. To avoid brusing do not strike the same area in repetition. Gauge your decision to proceed based on your wife's readiness to repent.

You may find it difficult to cause your wife pain, but as a woman she needs the release of guilt that this form of punishment brings. Afterwards, help her up gently and hold her while allowing her to cry for as long as you both feel necessary. If you have children instruct her to wash her face before emerging from the room.

Remember to stay in control at all times so her faith in you is not rattled. Her reaction after the lashing will let you know if this punishment works for her. She should be genuinely remorseful, tearful, and sore, but have an overwhelming desire to please you.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

You may find it difficult to cause your wife pain, but as a woman she needs the release of guilt that this form of punishment brings.

We can't stress this enough for the God-mockers who think that a few Godly lashes are "domestic abuse". It's actually the best for the woman; it's what she needs!

[Good Christian Woman]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

I pray constantly for a Godly husband who would love me enough to discipline me, but alas, my poor dear deluded atheist husband refuses. It makes me so sad, but I do have eternal hope in Christ Jesus that he will see the folly of his ways and come to the LORD as I have come to the LORD. In the meantime, I leave around little "hints" printed in his lunch box, underwear drawer, my bra. I hope the Holy Spirit leads him quickly but in the meantime, I'm happy to share what I can with you in case your husband chooses to alter his disciplinary habits.

Oh, you poor thing! I don't know what I'd do if my husband refused to discipline me. How could your husband so selfishly ignore your needs to be punished? It makes me sad to even think of your plight.

Thank you for the website. I'll pray that your husband sees the light of Christ.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

I'd like to point out once again that I am always available to lay of a good paddling for any Christian lady who has a limp-wristed liberal for a husband. I've got quite a collection of paddles, rods and switches, and I know how to Really put my back into my work.

[James Hutchins]

My wife uses the 'Tammy Baker' line of eye shadow and mascara. No one has ever said anything about my wifes eyes, at least not to my face.