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The latest outrage from Old Europe: Sodomaniacal stamps! -
04-17-2014, 11:58 AM
The Eurotrash are eager to do anything, unless it's what God wants.
Fag-enabling lamestream MSM "news" source (True Christian™ women and children, do not click without the permission of your male head of household or a pastor):
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New Finnish stamps feature homoerotic themes
For the cost of mailing a letter, you can be the proud owner of a piece of miniature homoerotica.
If you’re in Finland, that is.
That’s because Itella, the Finnish postal service, is releasing commemorative stamps featuring the art of Tom of Finland, or Touko Laaksonen (1920-1991). Laaksonen remains a towering and iconic figure in the gay art scene. His sketches, often explicit, were unapologetic depictions of gay sex and relationships. Laaksonen’s subjects were almost always muscle-bound, handsome figures, often bursting out of their clothes. His work, a meditation on masculinity, was also heavy on leather fetish imagery. It’s a pretty risque sheet of stamps, which will feature 33 different designs based on Laaksonen’s work. They even include a little exposed booty, but nothing hardcore.
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No, I am not going to post an image of those revolting stamps on a Godly church discussion board. Rest assured, however, that the pastors will spend a lot of time in our prayer closets rebuking the devils that brought about such an abomination.
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Director of European Evangelical Outreach A Shining Example of Christ's Love Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
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Re: The latest outrage from Old Europe: Sodomaniacal stamps! -
04-17-2014, 12:34 PM
Europistans have always referred to "licking the backside of the queen" when it came to stamps. I'm not surprised that they removed aristocracy from these stamps entirely, and replaced it with obvious homer imagery.
I never trusted the postal services, and for good reason.
God didn't send His Commandments through USPS did He?
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: The latest outrage from Old Europe: Sodomaniacal stamps! -
04-17-2014, 12:54 PM
I think Pastor Zeke should be on a postage stamp. Could we petition USPS to put one out?
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Re: The latest outrage from Old Europe: Sodomaniacal stamps! -
04-17-2014, 08:27 PM
I see the pesky Swedes are at it again, what can we expect from the country who unleashed the evil of ABBA and Bjork to the world
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Re: The latest outrage from Old Europe: Sodomaniacal stamps! -
04-18-2014, 01:56 AM
So the Finns are promoting bulk male, huh?
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Re: The latest outrage from Old Europe: Sodomaniacal stamps! -
04-28-2014, 04:48 PM
All imagery of this sort, even if it features only men, oppresses women.
The Bible, when correctly interpreted, tells us to love everyone.
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Re: The latest outrage from Old Europe: Sodomaniacal stamps! -
04-30-2014, 02:24 PM
Can you please provide us with some evidence of this?
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Re: The latest outrage from Old Europe: Sodomaniacal stamps! -
05-19-2014, 02:28 PM
Ex Viking.
Erm, you do know that Bjork is not Swedish but from Iceland?
Perhaps the good lord can present you with an atlas?
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Re: The latest outrage from Old Europe: Sodomaniacal stamps! -
05-19-2014, 02:41 PM
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Ex Viking.
Erm, you do know that Bjork is not Swedish but from Iceland?
Perhaps the good lord can present you with an atlas?
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The Good Lord has already given the best map there is to all True Christians.
It is called King James Bible.
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Re: The latest outrage from Old Europe: Sodomaniacal stamps! -
05-19-2014, 03:42 PM
Since joining the forum I can assure you it is on my reading list and I am just glad ExViking has nothing to do with my sat nav given his sense of direction
In regards to the king james the fifth bible I am facing some difficulty.
King James v was Scottish borne from an English mother. How does that sit with pastor issacs comment re Eurotrash? Given the only true Americans are Indians and the rest are largely immigrant founded from Europe, it would seem your calling your ancestors/related kin.... Trash?
Apologies for the intervention
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Re: The latest outrage from Old Europe: Sodomaniacal stamps! -
05-19-2014, 03:59 PM
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Given the only true Americans are Indians
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What generation of Indians? Before God scattered people around the world, they were not Americans. They did not even call America by it's right name, America.
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Re: The latest outrage from Old Europe: Sodomaniacal stamps! -
05-19-2014, 04:06 PM
It was actually a stupid thing from them to leave India and attack America.
Did they use canoes?
And btw, Bjorn is not some kind of "Icelandener" - She is Eskimo like most people in here.
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Re: The latest outrage from Old Europe: Sodomaniacal stamps! -
05-19-2014, 04:28 PM
Perhaps they weren't looking to attack America but they asked Ex Viking for directions and viola, wrong continent?
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Re: The latest outrage from Old Europe: Sodomaniacal stamps! -
05-19-2014, 05:12 PM
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Perhaps they weren't looking to attack America but they asked Ex Viking for directions and viola...?
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Why would they ask our Brother, a True Christian™ for a slightly unappreciated stringed musical instrument between violins and cellos? I think attacking Godly America with immorality is a much more plausible strategy. Empirically, it has succeeded wonderfully and I dare say better than hoards of orchestral fiddles even if they were re-enforced with directives. Most odd.
Exodus 2:22 reflects my bafflement with this
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Re: The latest outrage from Old Europe: Sodomaniacal stamps! -
05-19-2014, 09:14 PM
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Given the only true Americans are Indians and the rest are largely immigrant founded from Europe, it would seem your calling your ancestors/related kin trash
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So you're a racist too Anyway, I thought you didn't believe in countries.
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Re: The latest outrage from Old Europe: Sodomaniacal stamps! -
05-19-2014, 09:29 PM
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Perhaps they weren't looking to attack America but they asked Ex Viking for directions and viola, wrong continent?
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