Ben Carson, the negro who supports the Republican party,
is calling for a ban on Muslim food. The boy was talking to a crowd of hebrews at a jew conference. They invited him to speak after hearing he might be a "doctor" in addition to being the negro who supports the GOP. Republican insiders were calling the event "Benny and the Jews".
During his speech, the colored told the jews that hummus was islamic-based and therefore unsavory. The jews applauded his aptitude for identifying muslim foods and agreed that he is probably a doctor since he labeled it dangerous. After the speech, sources indicate the jews provided a loan to the negro which he promised to pay back in a timely fashion. There is no word yet on any entertainment contracts that may have been brokered between them.
Your Faithful Usher in Christ Jesus,
Herman T. Periwinkle
Mark 16:18 - They shall take vp serpents, and if they drinke any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them, they shall lay hands on the sicke, and they shall recouer.