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Re: Meet My Niece Gracie -
09-01-2007, 02:16 AM
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Now that's just piffleing gross. Seriously, put some clothes on and go to the gym or something and lose some weight.
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Let's see a pic of you before you judge someone so harsh. You ain't a Christian so you have no right to judge. Only we do.....get that straight.
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09-01-2007, 02:44 AM
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Re: Meet My Niece Gracie -
09-01-2007, 02:56 AM
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You are a sick sinner goth and a ugly one at that. I am still confused on your gender? Are you wearing 80's clothes? Did you get that Clairol bottle on sale?
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Re: Meet My Niece Gracie -
09-01-2007, 03:22 AM
You can think whatever you want I like how I am.
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Re: Meet My Niece Gracie -
09-01-2007, 05:22 AM
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Al right, I'll apologize. Ms. Thumper, I am sorry that when you go swimming in the ocean, whales start singing, "We are family....Even thought you are fatter than we."
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If I was a lesser man I would retort with offensive comments about your slant eyes, buck teeth, flat chest, and bushy sideways vagina, but I am a True Christian and refuse to sink to your level. Besides, I don't think I could be as corny as you are even if I tried.
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Re: Meet My Niece Gracie -
09-01-2007, 06:11 AM
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Well maybe you are not so ugly Poison (even though I still can't tell if you are a boy or a girl)
... but the facts remain that you are a bisexual by your own admission, and an atheist, and therefore a Godless sinner in the eyes of Jesus ...
Renounce homerism and get the truth of Jesus before it's too late for you ...
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: Meet My Niece Gracie -
09-01-2007, 06:18 AM
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If I was a lesser man I would retort with offensive comments about your slant eyes, buck teeth, flat chest, and bushy sideways vagina, but I am a True Christian and refuse to sink to your level. Besides, I don't think I could be as corny as you are even if I tried.
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Oh, damnit.. Let me clarify soemthing to you Landoverites.
My mother is from Senegal. She is African.
My father is mixed White and Japanese.
So therefore, I will not have the stereotypical "Asian look" (i.e: flat chest, buck teeth, etc...)
I mean gosh! >.<
My eyes aren't slanted, my teeth are fine, I have a C-cup bust, and a sideways vagina? No.. Just... No.
*pulls out hair* Hopefully, you understand that.
And btw, Poison__x is really good looking, and is obviously a boy.
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Re: Meet My Niece Gracie -
09-01-2007, 11:04 AM
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Oh dear sweet Jesus, it's a sodomite goth transvestite!
Heavenly Father, we pray that You protect us from this abomination and please have it open its heart to You and accept Your gift of salvation before it cuts its tallywhacker off!
In Jesus's name we pray. Amen.
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09-01-2007, 11:41 AM
I cannot believe that you hijacked this thread about Sister Thumper's perfectly charming niece in order to post your hideous photograph. Worse yet, we have to see the soggy mat where you spread your legs for anonymous sodomy with strangers you met at the local queer bar. Disgusting.
Didn't you read the scriptures I shared with you on this very subject?
Why can't you see that playing hide the pickle with dimwits and sissyboys is only leading you straight to hellfire?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Meet My Niece Gracie -
09-01-2007, 03:15 PM
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Oh, damnit.. Let me clarify soemthing to you Landoverites.
My mother is from Senegal. She is African.
My father is mixed White and Japanese.
So therefore, I will not have the stereotypical "Asian look" (i.e: flat chest, buck teeth, etc...)
I mean gosh! >.<
My eyes aren't slanted, my teeth are fine, I have a C-cup bust, and a sideways vagina? No.. Just... No.
*pulls out hair* Hopefully, you understand that.
And btw, Poison__x is really good looking, and is obviously a boy.
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Fine, fine!!! If I was a lesser man I would retort with offensive comments about your inner tube lips, slant yellowish eyes, flat droopy utters, bushy AIDS infected sideways vagina, hideous wide monstrously nostriled snout, low IQ score in every category except math, feces colored skin, obesity, laziness, and pubic haired head, but I am a True Christian and refuse to sink to your level. Besides, I don't think I could be as corny as you are even if I tried.
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Re: Meet My Niece Gracie -
09-01-2007, 06:07 PM
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Fine, fine!!! If I was a lesser man I would retort with offensive comments about your inner tube lips, slant yellowish eyes, flat droopy utters, bushy AIDS infected sideways vagina, hideous wide monstrously nostriled snout, low IQ score in every category except math, feces colored skin, obesity, laziness, and pubic haired head, but I am a True Christian and refuse to sink to your level. Besides, I don't think I could be as corny as you are even if I tried.
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*rolls eyes* That's it. I'm out of this thread. Landover, put your little attack monkey back in it's cage.
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Re: Meet My Niece Gracie -
09-01-2007, 06:25 PM
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Who's that vile goth witch? And what's wrong with her.. Was she born like that? I feel sorry for her either way though.
It can't be easy looking like that, she ALMOST looks like a boy for Jesus sake!
I would be fooled if it weren't for the fact that she's obviously very weak and fragile, which is however, proper for a woman.
I take it she's a dyke however, Jesus hates that.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Re: Meet My Niece Gracie -
09-01-2007, 07:06 PM
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*rolls eyes* That's it. I'm out of this thread. Landover, put your little attack monkey back in it's cage.
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Are you even capable of standing up straight, or has an overdose of sodomy ruined you for life?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Meet My Niece Gracie -
09-01-2007, 10:42 PM
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*rolls eyes* That's it. I'm out of this thread. Landover, put your little attack monkey back in it's cage.
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Monkey???
This is the most blatant display of unbridled racism I've seen in months.
And I'd have you know we have ZERO tolerance for racism here, you slant-eyed harlot.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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09-02-2007, 12:20 AM
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Monkey???
This is the most blatant display of unbridled racism I've seen in months.
And I'd have you know we have ZERO tolerance for racism here, you slant-eyed harlot.
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I would comment on the fact that her mother more than likely has AIDS and transmitted it to her during conception, that her father was attracted her mother due to her mother's use of voodoo witchery, and the fact that her mother more than likely doesn't have a soul, but I'm above such petty retorts. Bigots such as Miss Hikari are always trying to bring down successful Negroes who have a plan in life. I remember when I was attending public school and the other nigra, like Miss Hikari, would belittle me for making A's instead of the D's and F's (C's if they were overachievers) that most nigra achieve.
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Re: Meet My Niece Gracie -
09-02-2007, 03:49 AM
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Pwettiness
I don't know why but you remind me of one of my friend's best friends, he looks a bit like you.
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09-02-2007, 04:18 AM
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Pwettiness
I don't know why but you remind me of one of my friend's best friends, he looks a bit like you.
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That's not surprising. ALL goths tend to look transgendered.
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Re: Meet My Niece Gracie -
09-02-2007, 04:30 AM
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Who's that vile goth witch? And what's wrong with her.. Was she born like that? I feel sorry for her either way though.
It can't be easy looking like that, she ALMOST looks like a boy for Jesus sake!
I would be fooled if it weren't for the fact that she's obviously very weak and fragile, which is however, proper for a woman.
I take it she's a dyke however, Jesus hates that.
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Or maybe like even a morphidite? We should give her the benefit of the doubt if this is the case, because we do know that God does allow some to be born this way and it was not their choice.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=morphidite
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Re: Meet My Niece Gracie -
09-11-2007, 01:56 AM
I think I just threw up into my mouth. And NOT "just a little" MY cousin is MUCH cuter...and younger too. Nice and ripe for the pickin'
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Re: Meet My Niece Gracie -
09-12-2007, 05:03 AM
If she is so cute. put her picture up and let us see.
Sorry Gracie, you are too old for me. That picture only points out you femine wiles to attract a male. No real, self respecting christian women would show herself topless for the enjoyment of all the sinners who are now lusting at your nudity. It is not the glow of your bare flesh that will draw men to you. But the light of Christ that will bring the man God has chosen for you to you.
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