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Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex. -
01-04-2013, 04:33 AM
I'm glad I can't remember how many news stories there were in 2012 about how great it is to be a homer. There were states that voted to marry homers, judges that thought homers deserved some rights and news media stars that thought it was just ducky to let everyone know they are homers.
I'm praying 2013 will see this march of Satan across our great country come to a halt.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex. -
01-06-2013, 11:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
I'm glad I can't remember how many news stories there were in 2012 about how great it is to be a homer. There were states that voted to marry homers, judges that thought homers deserved some rights and news media stars that thought it was just ducky to let everyone know they are homers.
I'm praying 2013 will see this march of Satan across our great country come to a halt.
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I know 1 thing about homers, and my husband says this is the only thing a Christian needs to know about homers. They deserve to die Leviticus 20:13.
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Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex. -
01-07-2013, 12:38 AM
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I know 1 thing about homers, and my husband says this is the only thing a Christian needs to know about homers. They deserve to die Leviticus 20:13.
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Nikki--Your husband is someone for you to admire for sure.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex. -
01-07-2013, 12:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Nikki Fia
I know 1 thing about homers, and my husband says this is the only thing a Christian needs to know about homers. They deserve to die Leviticus 20:13.
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When is your husband going to send me that $500 he owes me?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex. -
01-07-2013, 05:32 AM
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When is your husband going to send me that $500 he owes me?
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Sir I didn't know you, and my husband had met. I asked him about it, and he says he only owes you $100.
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Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex. -
01-07-2013, 05:37 AM
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Sir I didn't know you, and my husband had met. I asked him about it, and he says he only owes you $100.
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Why didn't you say from the beginning you are a jewess?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex. -
01-07-2013, 06:17 AM
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Why didn't you say from the beginning you are a jewess?
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Where did you get that idea from? My husband owes someone some money so I'm a Jew? BCV please?
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Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex. -
01-07-2013, 06:20 AM
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Where did you get that idea from? My husband owes someone some money so I'm a Jew? BCV please?
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Your husband owes the good pastor $500, so he sends his wife to negotiate down to $100.
Only a jew would think of that, and only his jew wife would agree. And then do it.
You don't have to be embarrassed, you can simply repent of your hebrew ways, confess your sins, and accept Jesus Christ as your LORD and Savior, the right way, not the "messianic jew" way.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex. -
01-07-2013, 06:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Your husband owes the good pastor $500, so he sends his wife to negotiate down to $100.
Only a jew would think of that, and only his jew wife would agree. And then do it.
You don't have to be embarrassed, you can simply repent of your hebrew ways, confess your sins, and accept Jesus Christ as your LORD and Savior, the right way, not the "messianic jew" way.
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I'm sorry your right I will repent. My husband had ways of getting to me.
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Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex. -
01-07-2013, 03:52 PM
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I'm sorry your right I will repent. My husband had ways of getting to me.
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Mrs. Fia--I think you are making a wise choice to listen to sister Etheldreda. Sister Etheldreda has saved several souls here from the Jewish fate of ethernal damnation.
Please remind your husband he killed Jesus, but he can be forgiven. He must admit he is guilty.
P. S. He does need to pay Pastor Zeke the entire $500. Pastor Zeke employs his own accountant so there can be no mistake about this debt.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex. -
01-07-2013, 04:26 PM
PRAISE Jesus 2012 is over! YES! The OP is correct; 2012 was the year of anal sex. I personally have never seen so much anal sex as I did in 2012. It seemed everywhere I went someone was butt pounding someone else. Personally I blame Obama but I am glad the ass orgy that was 2012 is over!
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Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex. -
01-07-2013, 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Nikki Fia
Sir I didn't know you, and my husband had met. I asked him about it, and he says he only owes you $100.
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I was there. I know your husband to be honest and straight forth. Why do you make him out to be a liar? I bet you were going to keep the $400 and buy thongs. All you hussys do that.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex. -
01-07-2013, 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
PRAISE Jesus 2012 is over! YES! The OP is correct; 2012 was the year of anal sex. I personally have never seen so much anal sex as I did in 2012. It seemed everywhere I went someone was butt pounding someone else. Personally I blame Obama but I am glad the ass orgy that was 2012 is over!
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It is so relieving to know this Bobby-Joe. You have no idea how tired I am of strange men slipping their hand down my pants, using the excuse that my balls appeared to be off kilter. Now, I like when a fellow is neighborly and lends a hand but I really doubted that my balls would be out of wack at every rest stop and mens bath. Though I do admit, I was not constipated once during 2012.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex. -
01-11-2013, 04:45 AM
Can someone tell me what is wrong with being homosexual without using the bible?
Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
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Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex. -
01-11-2013, 04:47 AM
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Can someone tell me what is wrong with being homosexual without using the bible?
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Being a queer is wrong because God says it is.
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Lev.18:22
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Lev.20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Rom.1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex. -
01-11-2013, 04:50 AM
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Being a queer is wrong because God says it is.
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I like how you can't actually say what's wrong with it. CARPETS ARE BAD BECAUSE GOD SAYS, CATS ARE BAD BECAUSE GOD SAYS! What if god is wrong?
Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
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Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex. -
01-11-2013, 04:56 AM
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I like how you can't actually say what's wrong with it. CARPETS ARE BAD BECAUSE GOD SAYS, CATS ARE BAD BECAUSE GOD SAYS! What if god is wrong?
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I have nothing against queers, and I imagine no True Christian™ hates them. Why would we? Most are nice enough, even if they act like sissies.
But Jesus said they are abominations, and who am I to question Him?
Yours in Christ,
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Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex. -
01-11-2013, 04:57 AM
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CARPETS ARE BAD BECAUSE GOD SAYS, CATS ARE BAD BECAUSE GOD SAYS!
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Where does it say that in the Holy Bible?
Post the Scripture or apologize to Jesus for lying.
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Originally Posted by molestor7
What if god is wrong?
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That is not possible. The Bible says so.
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2 Samuel 22:31 As for God, his way is perfect; the word of the LORD is tried: he is a buckler to all them that trust in him..
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex. -
01-11-2013, 04:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Where does it say that in the Holy Bible?
Post the Scripture or apologize to Jesus for lying.
I was just showing how stupid you sound just blindly obeying
That is not possible. The Bible says so.
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How do you know the bible is right?
Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
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Re: Good Riddance 2012, the Year of Anal Sex. -
01-11-2013, 05:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth
I have nothing against queers, and I imagine no True Christian™ hates them. Why would we? Most are nice enough, even if they act like sissies.
But Jesus said they are abominations, and who am I to question Him?
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
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Well how do you know the bible is right?
Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
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