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A Warning to Wanton Slatterns and Hussies -
02-18-2007, 11:36 PM
While I am certainly happy that Landover Baptist Church provides this forum as an aide to helping True Christian™ Men and women find suitable mates, I want to offer a bit of pastoral admonition about some of the more vile behaviors that some of you females have gotten up to. Now I understand that many of you girls don't have much going for you. Many of you look like something the cat dragged in, and half of you would burn water if you tried to cook a decent meal for your Man. But that is no excuse to engage in various whoredoms!
THIS secular story should help instill the fear of God into even the most hardened and desperate harlot. Studies have shown, if you let strange men take pictures of your cooter and/or your hoo-hoos, then you can expect Jesus to kill you without much further ado.
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Many Playboy Playmates have died young
MIAMI - The selection of Anna Nicole Smith as a Playboy Playmate in 1992 made her a member of an exclusive sorority. Her death at 39 put her in a more grisly club — Playmates who haven't reached their 50th birthday.
Automobile accidents, drug overdoses, homicides, a plane crash — all have claimed the lives of Playmates. The cause of Smith's death is still unclear.
"It's sad how many girls we've lost," said Peter Gowland, who photographed a number of centerfolds for Playboy in the 1950s and 60s with the help of his wife.
In 1968, Gowland photographed Paige Young. In 1974, she was dead of a drug overdose. Jayne Mansfield, another Playmate he photographed, died in a car crash in 1967 at 34.
"It's a curse to be beautiful," Gowland said.
More than 600 women have graced Playboy's centerfold since the magazine began publishing in the 1950s.
Their lives after the magazine have been both in and out of the spotlight, but their limited number and Playboy's wide circulation has meant that the death of one can become bombshell news.
Perhaps before Smith, the most headline-grabbing death of a Playmate was that of 20-year-old Dorothy Stratten. Just months after she became the magazine's Playmate of the Year in 1980, she was murdered by her jealous estranged husband.
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Let this be a lesson to all females! The only one taking your photo should be a trusted Man in your life. Your father, husband or your pastor, for example.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: A Warning to Wanton Slatterns and Hussies -
02-18-2007, 11:45 PM
Yeah, because ONLY playmates die young. <insert sarcasm>
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: A Warning to Wanton Slatterns and Hussies -
02-18-2007, 11:49 PM
Fantastic Post Pastor Ezekiel.
As you know, since losing my husband I only ever let a Pastor take my Photograph these days.
Could you please ask Pastor Eno what happened to that last batch?
I'm sure they should have been Processed by now. He told me those new Digital Cameras are much quicker.
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: A Warning to Wanton Slatterns and Hussies -
02-19-2007, 04:26 AM
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Yeah, because ONLY playmates die young. <insert sarcasm>
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Exactly. I could gather up evidence and prove several things.
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02-19-2007, 04:30 AM
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Exactly. I could gather up evidence and prove several things.
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Boy, you have not shown that you have ANY abilities here, outside of spewing hatred. You barely have the ability to patch together a coherent sentence. Could you at least think of something worthwhile to say before wasting our bandwidth with your babble?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: A Warning to Wanton Slatterns and Hussies -
02-19-2007, 04:44 AM
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Boy, you have not shown that you have ANY abilities here, outside of spewing hatred. You barely have the ability to patch together a coherent sentence. Could you at least think of something worthwhile to say before wasting our bandwidth with your babble?
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I haven't really been 'spewing hatred.' You are spewing hatred, with your constant calling of names, and insulting other religions.
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Re: A Warning to Wanton Slatterns and Hussies -
02-19-2007, 04:50 AM
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I haven't really been 'spewing hatred.' You are spewing hatred, with your constant calling of names, and insulting other religions.
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You've shown nothing but contempt for God and His Word since you arrived. You've lied about what the Bible says, and then refused to back up anything you say.
I'd call that spewing hatred.
God tells us not to associate with people who follow false gods. Do you suggest we should be praising those people instead of stating the truth, that they are following false religions and will go to Hell? Should we lie and make them feel good when we know that they can only be Saved if they know the Truth?
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Re: A Warning to Wanton Slatterns and Hussies -
02-19-2007, 04:53 AM
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You've shown nothing but contempt for God and His Word since you arrived. You've lied about what the Bible says, and then refused to back up anything you say.
I'd call that spewing hatred.
God tells us not to associate with people who follow false gods. Do you suggest we should be praising those people instead of stating the truth, that they are following false religions and will go to Hell? Should we lie and make them feel good when we know that they can only be Saved if they know the Truth?
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I've never lied about what the Bible says. I'd like to see where I supposedly did.
Spewing hatred isn't that. It is when you go around calling Catholics catlicks, etc.
So? Don't associate with them. When you insult them, you ARE associating with them.
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Re: A Warning to Wanton Slatterns and Hussies -
03-10-2007, 10:33 AM
If all of the centrefolds are in Hell thats the place I want to be!
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Re: A Warning to Wanton Slatterns and Hussies -
03-10-2007, 11:52 AM
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If all of the centrefolds are in Hell thats the place I want to be!
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Are you some kind of retard? Who in their right mind would actually CRAVE the unspeakable tortures of hellfire?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: A Warning to Wanton Slatterns and Hussies -
03-10-2007, 12:11 PM
It beats being in heaven with a bunch of narrow minded bigots who do nor know their arse from their ellbow!
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Re: A Warning to Wanton Slatterns and Hussies -
03-10-2007, 12:40 PM
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It beats being in heaven with a bunch of narrow minded bigots who do nor know their arse from their ellbow!
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What an astute and eloquent argument, I truly applaud your acamidecal intellectualism!
Bravo! That one will truly leave us speechless!
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Re: A Warning to Wanton Slatterns and Hussies -
03-10-2007, 12:57 PM
It seems I have met a kindred soul
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Re: A Warning to Wanton Slatterns and Hussies -
03-10-2007, 01:00 PM
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It beats being in heaven with a bunch of narrow minded bigots who do nor know their arse from their ellbow!
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Where have you seen any bigotry in "Gods' Favorite Forum"? We do not tolerate bigotry here, including the special rights you homers demand.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: A Warning to Wanton Slatterns and Hussies -
03-10-2007, 01:18 PM
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Where have you seen any bigotry in "Gods' Favorite Forum"? We do not tolerate bigotry here, including the special rights you homers demand.
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I bigot is a person who is extremely intolerant of others irrespective of reasoning - ring any church bells?
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Re: A Warning to Wanton Slatterns and Hussies -
03-10-2007, 01:20 PM
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I bigot is a person who is extremely intolerant of others irrespective of reasoning - ring any church bells?
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Yeah, a quote from such a person is right here in this post.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: A Warning to Wanton Slatterns and Hussies -
03-10-2007, 01:22 PM
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I bigot is a person who is extremely intolerant of others irrespective of reasoning - ring any church bells?
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Can you show me in the Holy Bible where Jesus talks about "tolerance"?
Do you tolerate True Christianity™?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: A Warning to Wanton Slatterns and Hussies -
03-10-2007, 01:28 PM
'Creeds, dogmas, doctrines, rituals, ceremonies, stained glass, altars, mitre, cope -- what have these to do with religion? Religion is in the spirit, the spirit that belongs to all Creation, which expresses itself in every rhythm and manifestation of life, that is revealed in every aspect of Nature and in the striving of all idealists and reformers who wish to serve. What has that to do with creeds?' Silver Birch
I do not want to quote from the babble prefer to quote from Silver Birch. Where have I stated I am a christian?
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Re: A Warning to Wanton Slatterns and Hussies -
03-10-2007, 01:33 PM
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'Creeds, dogmas, doctrines, rituals, ceremonies, stained glass, altars, mitre, cope -- what have these to do with religion? Religion is in the spirit, the spirit that belongs to all Creation, which expresses itself in every rhythm and manifestation of life, that is revealed in every aspect of Nature and in the striving of all idealists and reformers who wish to serve. What has that to do with creeds?' Silver Birch
I do not want to quote from the babble prefer to quote from Silver Birch. Where have I stated I am a christian?
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Boy, you are quoting from satan himself right there. Keep it up and you'll find yourself in hell being skinned alive for all eternity.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: A Warning to Wanton Slatterns and Hussies -
03-10-2007, 01:39 PM
A spiritual dwarf cannot pretend to be a spiritual giant (Silver Birch) says it all really!
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