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01-21-2012, 01:50 AM
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...I really do pray to god that each and every last one of you are thrown in a jail cell to rot...
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I can feel that Real Christian™ love from you. Oh yeah.
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Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website! -
01-21-2012, 06:47 AM
There is only one way a goth should be up in a tree, and that is in a rope with a snare, and with a bunch of True Christians surrounding the tree with torches and pitchforks!
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01-21-2012, 08:42 AM
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*** blah blah blah federally-protected activity blah blah blah ***
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Dear Retard,
Please show me in the US Code where coming uninvited to a private religious website and making threats is a "federally protected activity."
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Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website! -
01-23-2012, 08:40 PM
I greatly enjoy seeing the ignorance in this forum to our holy Lord and just about everything else. I also enjoy how that both sides seem to only skim through each others' arguments and ignore everything intelligent and just focus on the negative things.
Why can we not just love and tolerate people relentlessly? It is what God wanted for his children, and he did not want us to judge others based on something as silly as appearance or personality. Are we not all sinners here? Do you expect to have people willingly repent if you're being so rude and preaching hate instead of love? Nay, hatred does not bring followers, and only drives them away.
I was born a Christian man, but I have converted a few people to Christianity in my lifetime so I know. We cannot drive people away with our hatred. It is okay to hate the sin, but not the sinner because we all sin. We know our values is the only truth, but if they want to be delusional, let them be. For now. But continue loving them and respecting them, and eventually they will see the light and the LOVE (not hate) Christianity has to offer.
Also, we cannot call someone 'atheist' just because they see things differently from us. There is more then one religion out there, although we are all preaching to the same holy Lord.
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Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website! -
01-23-2012, 08:44 PM
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...There is more then one religion out there, although we are all preaching to the same holy Lord.
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Then somebody's doing it wrong. Who?
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Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website! -
01-23-2012, 08:53 PM
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Then somebody's doing it wrong. Who?
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I notice that all religions seem to have similar events in their 'bibles' so to speak. The son of God birthed by a virgin, the great flood, etc.
I figure it's the same God, but they just have their facts a little muddled. Give them time and plenty of love, and they will eventually see the light.
And if the don't, they'll burn in hell. No loss there.
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Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website! -
01-23-2012, 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Vore_Angelus
I notice that all religions seem to have similar events in their 'bibles' so to speak. The son of God birthed by a virgin, the great flood, etc.
I figure it's the same God, but they just have their facts a little muddled. Give them time and plenty of love, and they will eventually see the light.
And if the don't, they'll burn in hell. No loss there.
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This would be lazy and irresponsible for the True Christian™. What if it's a God-hating queer and God decides to render him with a runaway cement mixer tomorrow for his filthy sin? And we might have saved him before he was sent to Hell and an eternity of rectal rape at the hands of Satan?
You are not a very compassionate person.
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Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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01-23-2012, 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Vore_Angelus
I notice that all religions seem to have similar events in their 'bibles' so to speak. The son of God birthed by a virgin, the great flood, etc.
I figure it's the same God, but they just have their facts a little muddled. Give them time and plenty of love, and they will eventually see the light.
And if the don't, they'll burn in hell. No loss there.
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Wahey! It's a while since we had a "wasn't Mithras just like Jesus?" conspiracist.
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Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website! -
01-23-2012, 09:09 PM
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I notice that all religions seem to have similar events in their 'bibles' so to speak. The son of God birthed by a virgin, the great flood, etc...
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Find a virgin birth in Judaism, Buddhism, Islam, Hinduism, Shinto, or admit you don't know as much about other religions as you thought.
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...I figure it's the same God, but they just have their facts a little muddled. Give them time and plenty of love, and they will eventually see the light...
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OK, assuming for a moment (just a sec, gotta turn off 99% of my brain for this) that there is a "God". Religion A says you must do action #1 to honor God. Religion B says action #1 is blasphemy for which you must die immediately. They cannot both be right. Therefore, someone's doing it wrong. Again I ask, WHO?
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...And if the don't, they'll burn in hell. No loss there.
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I don't think "love" means what you think it means.
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Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website! -
01-23-2012, 10:21 PM
I enjoy how, even if I take the same side, I am still hated and questioned by you.
-shakes head- I suppose some people cannot be saved, no matter how much you love them. That being said, I hope you all enjoy the loneliness your hatred has to offer and perhaps one day realize you are wrong. If not, I heard hell is quite warm this time of year.
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Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website! -
01-23-2012, 10:24 PM
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I enjoy how, even if I take the same side, I am still hated and questioned by you.
-shakes head- I suppose some people cannot be saved, no matter how much you love them. That being said, I hope you all enjoy the loneliness your hatred has to offer and perhaps one day realize you are wrong. If not, I heard hell is quite warm this time of year.
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Why would someone go to Hell for following every word of the Bible verbatim and without exception? Because they won't be your friend?
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Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website! -
01-23-2012, 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Vore_Angelus
I enjoy how, even if I take the same side, I am still hated and questioned by you.
-shakes head- I suppose some people cannot be saved, no matter how much you love them. That being said, I hope you all enjoy the loneliness your hatred has to offer and perhaps one day realize you are wrong. If not, I heard hell is quite warm this time of year.
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We do love you. We love all men. We just want you to get with Jesus. That's Jesus, not some jesus you dreamed up .
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Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website! -
01-23-2012, 10:36 PM
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Why can we not just love and tolerate people relentlessly? It is what God wanted for his children,
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Can you cite Scripture to support this assertion?
Please reconcile your position with God's command to Moses to exterminate the Midianites for choosing to serve a false god (Numbers 31).
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and he did not want us to judge others based on something as silly as appearance or personality.
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1 Thessalonians 5:22
22 Abstain from all appearance of evil.
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Are we not all sinners here?
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No. True Christians™ cannot sin.
1 John 3: 8-9
8 He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
9 Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.
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Do you expect to have people willingly repent if you're being so rude and preaching hate instead of love? Nay, hatred does not bring followers, and only drives them away.
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We do not seek to 'bring followers' who come because they hear a bunch of pretty lies. We share the Truth as God has shared in His Word.
That Truth is not always pleasant.
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I was born a Christian man, but I have converted a few people to Christianity in my lifetime so I know. W
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You cannot be born a Christian man, or a man of any religion. You were born an infant, and you learned, as you grew, what you call "Christianity". However, what you call "Christianity" is an invention of yourself; a false god who happens to agree with everything YOU believe, and who clearly, in your mind, made a mistake in writing things YOU don't agree with in the Bible.
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I enjoy how, even if I take the same side, I am still hated and questioned by you.
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Didymus Much, being an atheist, is filled with hate and rage. He is an intellectual elitist, who thinks anyone who doesn't share his hatred of God is an idiot. And then he expects them to meet his level of 'intellect' if he is to speak with them civilly.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website! -
01-25-2012, 12:45 AM
I really get sick of people saying "I'll pray for you" to 'Non-believers'.
What if they don't want you to pray for them?
I myself would fall into the above category. I'm an alcohol-drinking, heavy-metal-listening student, who believes in the Big Bang Theory, evolution, doesn't believe in Heaven or Hell, or indeed in "Him", as you put it.
If I don't want to pray for myself, why would I want you to pray for me?
I mean, feel free to! If it makes you happy you can pray for me! Equally, you can carry on offending people who don't deserve it, such as homosexuals and the mentally disabled. (I have a gay best friend if you weant something else to pray about).
Also, the Goths Up Trees website is fantastic!
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Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website! -
01-25-2012, 01:08 AM
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I really get sick of people saying "I'll pray for you" to 'Non-believers'.
What if they don't want you to pray for them?
I myself would fall into the above category. I'm an alcohol-drinking, heavy-metal-listening student, who believes in the Big Bang Theory, evolution, doesn't believe in Heaven or Hell, or indeed in "Him", as you put it.
If I don't want to pray for myself, why would I want you to pray for me?
I mean, feel free to! If it makes you happy you can pray for me! Equally, you can carry on offending people who don't deserve it, such as homosexuals and the mentally disabled. (I have a gay best friend if you weant something else to pray about).
Also, the Goths Up Trees website is fantastic!
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I'm not sure what this post has to do with the subject of the thread, but welcome anyway. Please make your way over to the Introduction forum and let us know who you are.
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Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website! -
01-25-2012, 01:18 AM
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If I don't want to pray for myself, why would I want you to pray for me?
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Because me and my buddy Jesus wants to save your immortal soul. I pray that you will see the light and error of your ways and let love of Jesus in your heart. If not, Jesus will throw you to hell.
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Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website! -
01-25-2012, 01:18 AM
Because every post on this thread has been relevant... *sarcasm*
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Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website! -
01-25-2012, 01:24 AM
What errors have I made then? I'm quite happy how I am, without people feeling sorry for me, thanks though! Thank Jesus too when you next speak to him!
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Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website! -
01-25-2012, 01:26 AM
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What errors have I made then?
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You are not a Christian.
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Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website! -
01-25-2012, 01:33 AM
So are you saying that despite enjoying a fruitful and happy life with God, I need to change?
Yeeeaaaahhhh, I think I might pass.
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