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Mammy
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The dead Pope -
01-27-2011, 08:06 PM
So, whats this I been hearin bout some miracle making man named Pope John Paul George an Ringo? Seems they gonna make him a saint cause of sumpthing he did to some lady one time.
Anyways, so how come they ain't thinkin bout makin ole Miz LaWanda DeJackson (no kin) a saint too? Seems back in 81 oh 82, she gave ass cancer to Mr Curly Washinton wif her voodooo magic.
Well, that seem miraculous enough fo some of us folks but it seems them Katlicks ain't nothin but racist who dont give nothing to no-body less them folks is white!
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Re: The dead Pope -
01-28-2011, 02:00 AM
Here I thought that Ratzinger had died, you got me all excited for nothing.
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Re: The dead Pope -
01-28-2011, 02:09 AM
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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod
Here I thought that Ratzinger had died, you got me all excited for nothing.
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He may not be dead yet, but he's certainly doomed...
Psalm 109:8
Let his days be few; and let another take his office.
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Re: The dead Pope -
01-28-2011, 04:27 AM
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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod
Here I thought that Ratzinger had died, you got me all excited for nothing.
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I think he is dead but is too dumb to know it.
YiJC, BS
II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.
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Re: The dead Pope -
01-28-2011, 04:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Vavoline Johnson
So, whats this I been hearin bout some miracle making man named Pope John Paul George an Ringo? Seems they gonna make him a saint cause of sumpthing he did to some lady one time.
Anyways, so how come they ain't thinkin bout makin ole Miz LaWanda DeJackson (no kin) a saint too? Seems back in 81 oh 82, she gave ass cancer to Mr Curly Washinton wif her voodooo magic.
Well, that seem miraculous enough fo some of us folks but it seems them Katlicks ain't nothin but racist who dont give nothing to no-body less them folks is white!
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Those Mary-worshiping, ring-kissing, bead-counting devils are always looking for newer and better ways to offend Jesus. They're lastest mockery consists of an attempt to foist on the public the crazy notion that the most recent pope (but one) has somehow cured an obscure Ukranian villager of herpes. They take their marching orders from satan himself.
That being said, I'm glad to see you back in town Miss Vavoline. Your boy still hasn't finished paying for new rims on my Escalade after puking all over them during Sunday Services last Summer.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The dead Pope -
01-28-2011, 06:41 AM
I missed you, miss Vavoline, glad to see you again!
As for Pope Pope Nazinger, I think we ought to start the deathcount now.
Any guesses anyone? I'm going for September 14th, this year.
After all the media when Pope John Paul the kiddie-diddler died I think the Catholic church realized they were onto a good thing. When their fossil of a leader died they were able to get their message out to the world. How to do it again? Elect another old fossil and hope he dies soon. It's all marketing straight from Hell.
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Re: The dead Pope -
02-03-2011, 01:29 AM
In order to be venerated as a saint, the person in question must have performed 3 miracles, eac of which is rigorously investigated for authenticity. So far, Pope John Paul II has only 1 (I'm not sure if the Vatican is finished investigating that one, though)
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Re: The dead Pope -
02-03-2011, 05:49 AM
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Originally Posted by SpiritualistGirl
In order to be venerated as a saint, the person in question must have performed 3 miracles, eac of which is rigorously investigated for authenticity. So far, Pope John Paul II has only 1 (I'm not sure if the Vatican is finished investigating that one, though)
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The pope is the antichrist, and it's time everyone understood that fact.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Mammy
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Re: The dead Pope -
02-20-2011, 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Enoch
I missed you, miss Vavoline, glad to see you again!
As for Pope Pope Nazinger, I think we ought to start the deathcount now.
Any guesses anyone? I'm going for September 14th, this year.
After all the media when Pope John Paul the kiddie-diddler died I think the Catholic church realized they were onto a good thing. When their fossil of a leader died they were able to get their message out to the world. How to do it again? Elect another old fossil and hope he dies soon. It's all marketing straight from Hell.
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Well, Hell, I be busy.
Anyways, they worst than them Mary lovers cause them catlicks put ole creepy men in fancy dresses bought wif po folks money on pedestals and think they are gettin themselves a clipper class ticket up to heaven...the fools.
Too bad there is an endless supply of strange ole men to replace the ones that croak
Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy
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