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Why do Joo's have such big noses? -
11-28-2007, 01:23 AM
Because air is free!
Hyuk hyuk!
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Re: Why do Joo's have such big noses? -
11-28-2007, 09:59 AM
Nothing is free.
There is always a price to pay in the eyes of Our Lord.
Making fun of Hook-nosed Jesus killers in this Thread is no way to become Saved.
We have a Thread for Jokes in another Forum.
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Re: Why do Joo's have such big noses? -
11-28-2007, 10:41 AM
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Because air is free!
Hyuk hyuk!
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Lady, we don't tolerate racism around here. I'll bet you aren't even a Christian.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Why do Joo's have such big noses? -
11-28-2007, 05:58 PM
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Lady, we don't tolerate racism around here. I'll bet you aren't even a Christian.
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The LBC forum is the most racially tolerant one on the internet, as our nigra posters will testify to.
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Re: Why do Joo's have such big noses? -
11-28-2007, 06:49 PM
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The LBC forum is the most racially tolerant one on the internet, as our nigra posters will testify to
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... um, and our sand-crawlers, fang-chompers, slippery dress-wearing bead-fingers, muncherizer-bunnie-fluffers, and other animals too, Brother Jingles!
(tehe)
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: Why do Joo's have such big noses? -
11-29-2007, 01:10 AM
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The LBC forum is the most racially tolerant one on the internet, as our nigra posters will testify to.
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*snort of laughter*
Keep telling yourself that...
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Re: Why do Joo's have such big noses? -
11-29-2007, 04:07 AM
Shut up, cunt-eyes. You know he's right—racism is a bannable offense here!
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Re: Why do Joo's have such big noses? -
11-29-2007, 04:19 AM
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Shut up, cunt-eyes. You know he's right—racism is a bannable offense here!
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Case in point.
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Re: Why do Joo's have such big noses? -
11-29-2007, 04:34 AM
What on Earth are you babbling about? Shouldn't you be off in a rice paddy somewhere?
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Re: Why do Joo's have such big noses? -
12-01-2007, 11:57 PM
Ahaha, you "holy people" should be banned yourself for using racism.
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Re: Why do Joo's have such big noses? -
12-02-2007, 07:45 AM
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Ahaha, you "holy people" should be banned yourself for using racism.
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You do realise that this entire site is a parody of fundamentalist christians, right?
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Re: Why do Joo's have such big noses? -
12-02-2007, 03:58 PM
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Ahaha, you "holy people" should be banned yourself for using racism.
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What racism? Talk sense, you backwards foreigner!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Why do Joo's have such big noses? -
12-02-2007, 05:12 PM
You're the ones who don't make any sense. *laughs*
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Re: Why do Joo's have such big noses? -
12-02-2007, 06:18 PM
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Shut up, cunt-eyes. You know he's right—racism is a bannable offense here!
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Romans 10:9
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Re: Why do Joo's have such big noses? -
12-02-2007, 06:44 PM
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Shut up, cunt-eyes. You know he's right—racism is a bannable offense here!
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virginia d templeton. I never thought to read such ungracious and offensive language from you. I am appalled.
The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine." Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
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Re: Why do Joo's have such big noses? -
12-03-2007, 12:47 AM
You're right—my language was un-Christian and unladylike. I just have trouble controlling my temper sometimes, especially with people who take advantage of our patience and forgiveness by attacking our faith again and again.
Cody, I wish that hadn't been your first impression of me. Please accept my apology.
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Re: Why do Joo's have such big noses? -
12-03-2007, 11:45 AM
lmao wow...you suck lady. look at what this stuff produces. hateful people who use hateful language to those they hate because they dont believe in what they do. extremists much?
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Re: Why do Joo's have such big noses? -
12-03-2007, 03:19 PM
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lmao wow...you suck lady. look at what this stuff produces. hateful people who use hateful language to those they hate because they dont believe in what they do. extremists much?
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Please! Sister Templeton has already apologised for her slip of the tongue, so why do you have to continue persecuting her for her womanly weakness and using harsh, offensive terms like "suck" and "extremists"?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Why do Joo's have such big noses? -
12-03-2007, 04:48 PM
Ha! Just saw this photo of that Joo bastard Hugo Chavezstein in Venezuela (holding up two packets of Viagra):
Can anybody identify the Joo who is in the painting, in the background? It must be a Joo, with such a big hook nose. Probably Chavezstein's father.
Speaking of Joos, there was some good news this morning:
Chavez Loses Constitutional Vote
The Lord is with us today. That's great, considering how disappointed I was that last week that the Joo bastard Leeland Eisenberg fellow failed in his attempt to blow up
Hillary Clinton with dynamite.
YIC,
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yours in Christ,
Brother Buford
The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.
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Re: Why do Joo's have such big noses? -
01-09-2008, 02:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Virginia D. Templeton
You're right—my language was un-Christian and unladylike.
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But not undeserved. Sometimes it is very hard for us True Christians™ to deal with the intolerance of the M ormons and other anti-Christian, racist nuts who post in our Forums. I am sure that God has already forgiven you, Sister Templeton.
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