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Re: Breast Feeding -
10-03-2007, 11:38 PM
Some sluts I found in this here hallar, and you what this leads to:
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A little couth, please.
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Re: Breast Feeding -
10-03-2007, 11:44 PM
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The picture you are using is of actress Tricia Helfer. She plays a Cylon -Number Six- on the Sci-Fi (channel) series Battlestar Galactica. And in February 2007, she posed nude for Playboy Magazine. A truly stunning pictorial. She truly is a beautiful woman.
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I admit that harlot does somewhat resemble our lovely Sister Talitha. I wouldn't be at all surprised if the tart saw her breathtaking avatar and tried to become a facsimile of her through primping and plastic surgery. I can assure you that she will never come close to copying her virtue and devotion to God.
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No. I am far too modest. I let others make that comparison.
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Re: Breast Feeding -
10-04-2007, 12:03 AM
Lovely sister Talitha. You must have seen the pictorial!
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10-04-2007, 12:07 AM
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Are you equating yourself with Jesus?
No. I am far too modest. I let others make that comparison.
I thought it was a sin to compare yourself to Jesus in that manner.
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Re: Breast Feeding -
10-04-2007, 12:11 AM
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Lovely sister Talitha. You must have seen the pictorial!
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I most certainly have not seen "the pictorial." Young lady, I do not view trash magazines like Playboy. I burn them. I even find many so-called Christian magazines offensive and in league with Satan.
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10-04-2007, 12:14 AM
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I thought it was a sin to compare yourself to Jesus in that manner.
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I don't. I told you I let others make the comparison. You are trying my patience, young lady. And figure out how to use the quotation feature.
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10-04-2007, 12:18 AM
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I don't. I told you I let others make the comparison. You are trying my patience, young lady. And figure out how to use the quotation feature.
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She's is trying the Lord's patience as well, I'm sure. She yaps on and on like a joo.
Young lady, do you even have your husband's permission to be in here?
I strongly advise you to stop derailing threads, and proceed to the "introductions" section where you can properly introduce yourself to the congregation.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Breast Feeding -
10-04-2007, 12:24 AM
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She's is trying the Lord's patience as well, I'm sure. She yaps on and on like a joo.
Young lady, do you even have your husband's permission to be in here?
I strongly advise you to stop derailing threads, and proceed to the "introductions" section where you can properly introduce yourself to the congregation.
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I click on the quote button, and this is what happens. And yes, actually, my husband knows I am on here. He says it is a waste of my time because you are all stupid and will never understand the truth of the Goddess and he worries that all the hate you people have in you is bad for me. He says I can't talk to you anymore untill you learn manners and how to read and comprehend the bible. Because none of you actually seem to understand what any of it means. YOU HATEMONGERS!
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Re: Breast Feeding -
10-04-2007, 12:34 AM
Ok, so the quote button only works when you post a reply, and not when using quick reply. I guess. I have to go make dinner. Bye.
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Re: Breast Feeding -
10-04-2007, 12:34 AM
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the truth of the Goddess
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Are you a Hindu?
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Re: Breast Feeding -
10-04-2007, 12:43 AM
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Ok, so the quote button only works when you post a reply, and not when using quick reply. I guess. I have to go make dinner. Bye.
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No doubt her husband ordered her to get her fat keester in the kitchen.
She's probably getting a Godly beating even now. Glory!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Breast Feeding -
10-04-2007, 12:51 AM
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Are you a Hindu?
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Hindu is fascinating, but right now I am studying Wicca. It seems to make the most sense, especially after reading this forum.
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Re: Breast Feeding -
10-04-2007, 12:55 AM
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No doubt her husband ordered her to get her fat keester in the kitchen.
She's probably getting a Godly beating even now. Glory!!
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My husband is a real man. Only a coward would beat a woman.
He orders me to do nothing. I offer to cook for him because I love him. Oh, no,there's that word again. Love.
And if your god encourages beating of a woman, I will surely not be studying your version of Christianity.
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Re: Breast Feeding -
10-04-2007, 01:21 AM
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I offer to cook for him because I love him.
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You said you were leaving to cook for him, and yet you post again not 20 minutes later, lurking at the base of this thread!
Cracking open a tin of sardines and sticking a fork in it is a very poor meal for a man. I shall pray you learn something of Wifey Kitchen Arts - those that involve cooking proper meals without resorting to either the microwave or your bubbling witch cauldron.
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Re: Breast Feeding -
10-04-2007, 01:42 AM
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Only a coward would beat a woman.
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I beat my wife, and I'm a thrice-decorated Korean war vet. I charged a thousand Godless gooks armed only with a potato peeler in one hand and a KJV Bible in the other, and not a single one of those slanty-eyed vermin was left standing. Why, just last year I thrashed three Negroes in a Bob Evans restaurant for commenting that the white waitress was "bootylicious." Are these the actions of a "coward"? Whether it be on the battlefield, in Bob Evans, or in my home, I'm a hero. Look to the right of my avatar. It reads, "Valiant Defender of Jesus." Valiant.
And you would do well to listen to the Godly Mrs. Rogers. She has spent her entire life in servitude to her husband and the Lord. She knows a thing or two about pleasing men.
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Re: Breast Feeding -
10-04-2007, 04:30 AM
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Some sluts I found in this here hallar, and you what this leads to:
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A little couth, please.
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I believe that I may have been breast fed as a child. It probably had something to do with my breakdown and commitment to Happydale Asylum for the Severely Disturbed.
I hesitate to post this, but I was shocked....SHOCKED....to find this magazine in my mother's attic, and I'm sure it contributed to me going off the deep end:
I had my breakdown shortly after I found the magazine.
Sorry to post such graphic smut here, but my counselor said that I need to work out my feelings.
Jesus help me,
Buford
yours in Christ,
Brother Buford
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Re: Breast Feeding -
10-04-2007, 12:14 PM
Let us not forget what happens to the breasts of women who breast feed. They sag like Bill Clinton's approval rating after the Monica Jewinsky scandal. It's clearly divine punishment.
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Re: Breast Feeding -
10-04-2007, 01:35 PM
I Pray JESUS that these poor Babies get so Hungry while forced to Feed off bodily salivas instead of a nice, nourishing bottle of REAL (powdered) milk that they all begin to Devour the offending mammary as well - finally getting protein in their diets while the Pain of their gnawing Punishes their Wanton Sluts of "Mothers" - A-MEN!!!!!
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Re: Breast Feeding -
10-04-2007, 02:03 PM
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Sister Talitha, I' curious, why did you choose the picture you have?
And why does it seem that everyone on this forum always turns to name-calling and meanness?? Don't you know love?
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We know the Love of Jesus™, and I'm afraid you have that mixed up with the namby-pamby hippy-love of the sodomites. Allow me to demonstrate:
Sin: Homosexuality
Secular, hippy-love: Accept them and treat them as equals.
God's Love™: Stone them
Sin: Voting Democrat
Secular, hippy-love: Accept their differences in thinking, and revel in the fact that we live in a free country.
God's Love™: Classify them as terrorists and send them to Gitmo
Sin: Fornication
Secular, hippy-love: Accept that they are comfortable with their bodies and are using them to the fullest possibility.
God's Love™: Stone them.
The list is nearly endless. Hopefully this helps to clear up some of your confusion. And it's spelled "grammar" -- let's not forget that again, hmm? The Lord Jesus didn't invent English for it to be butchered!
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Re: Breast Feeding -
10-04-2007, 02:44 PM
It is WELL KNOWN that breast feeding causes homerism.
The mere thought of another human being latched on to my breast and suckling is enough to make my skin crawl.
Ask any homer and I bet he will say he was breast fed.
Disgusting!
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