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Chinese boy has gay sex with his bike -
02-28-2013, 08:40 AM
Just when you thought these dog-eating slants couldn't get any more depraved. A Chinese kid has been caught having gay intercourse with his bicycle.
Chinese boy inserts bicycle into anus
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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Re: Chinese boy has gay sex with his bike -
02-28-2013, 09:10 AM
To be expected from a country so backward they don't even use a fork when they're dining on cat! Sooner or later Baby Jesus will run out of tears for those apes
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Re: Chinese boy has gay sex with his bike -
02-28-2013, 10:32 AM
Rectum? It damn near killed him!
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Re: Chinese boy has gay sex with his bike -
02-28-2013, 09:04 PM
Figures that the huff post would be the ones picking this up. I'm sure thousands of their readers are loosening their bike seats as I type this.
I'm trying to figure out the logistics of a bike seat bending and someone falling on the post like that though, and I just can't see it happening "accidentally".
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Re: Chinese boy has gay sex with his bike -
03-01-2013, 04:38 AM
This doesn't surprise me one bit. If you saw the things I've had to witness over in the slant countries, it would curl your hair, Brothers and sisters.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Chinese boy has gay sex with his bike -
03-01-2013, 05:05 AM
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Originally Posted by ExGay Alex
Just when you thought these dog-eating slants couldn't get any more depraved. A Chinese kid has been caught having gay intercourse with his bicycle.
Chinese boy inserts bicycle into anus
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It's another atheist sex perversion gone wrong. No doubt he got himself 'into position' and then set off to find a cobbled road.
I've never once seen a True Christian do that. When you reject Jesus perversions like this are sadly the norm.
YIC
Jack
Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.
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Re: Chinese boy has gay sex with his bike -
03-04-2013, 06:22 PM
Cure HIV and God begins to act in hilariously funny ways. No one can say He doesn't have a sense of humor.
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