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Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man -
11-17-2007, 12:21 AM
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But where's Sister Elisa? Without her grappling, whipped-cream lathered body undulating in praise to Him who bestows all blessings, what's a Girl-on-Girl Liturgical Wrestling match for?
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Why Brother Larry, could be she's met a True Christian™ manly-man already and she's off to be married, while we've been in here talking all this time! (ps ... I hope she picked somebody tall, blonde and handsome, like JESUS!)
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man -
11-17-2007, 12:58 AM
I'm still here, Sister Noddy. Though I'm still unwed alas.
The reason for my absence was that my pa thought I needed more bible study time and I was locked in my room for 3 days with only my beloved KJV bible.
I'm back now though, Praise Jesus!
"The heart of her husband doth safely trust in her,so that he shall have no need of spoil."
Book of Proverbs Chapter 31 verses 11-12
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11-17-2007, 01:00 AM
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I'm still here, Sister Noddy. Though I'm still unwed alas.
The reason for my absence was that my pa thought I needed more bible study time and I was locked in my room for 3 days with only my beloved KJV bible.
I'm back now though, Praise Jesus!
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And we're still waiting for your promised Tithe.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man -
11-17-2007, 01:07 AM
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I'm still here, Sister Noddy. Though I'm still unwed alas.
The reason for my absence was that my pa thought I needed more bible study time and I was locked in my room for 3 days with only my beloved KJV bible.
I'm back now though, Praise Jesus!
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Ooooooh Sister Eliza, poor yoooou! but at least you have the comfort of our beloved KJV Bible during your dark time of penance!
I've been praying the right choice of GODLY Christian™ man comes along for such a pretty girl as you, dear!
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man -
11-17-2007, 04:26 AM
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Hmmm..
Did he cheat on you.. OR DID YOU CHEAT ON HIM?
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I can't believe you would think that about me. Of course not. Apparently he does like his secretary more. Mathew 5:28 and I know I don't need to type it for you.
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Well, I suppose it can't hurt to have you come for once..
We can have a little.. prayer.. together atleast.
And then you can cook me dinner. old
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A man after my own heart.
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Oh well, with jesus all things are possible so I suppose He COULD restore you.
We'll have to pray for that. A little laying on of hands..
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I have faith in you and Jesus!
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As for marrying you, I don't know..
You sure could use the disciplining, as you seem a little uppity at times. And I'm sure you would make quite a proper baby-maker.
I guess we can discuss the details when you come over..
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You are right. We should not rush anything. Do you own a Jet?
Forget the French cooking. I would not want to let you down again. I will stick to greasy hamburgers and fries. But only if you like that...otherwise...
Just say the word........
ETA - sorry for highjacking Elisa's thread. I am sure she will forgive me. After all I think Andrew is a fine catch for her.
If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.
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11-17-2007, 04:45 AM
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I can't believe you would think that about me.
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It's a man's job to be suspicious of women.
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Of course not. Apparently he does like his secretary more. Mathew 5:28 and I know I don't need to type it for you.
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Right you are, you don't.
And imagine that, a woman actually being right:
I can already see that this is something special.
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A man after my own heart.
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But make sure you don't burn the dinner or else..
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I have faith in you and Jesus!
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You are right. We should not rush anything. Do you own a Jet?
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No, several. I'm not some kind of bum, you know.
I'll send one over to pick you up immediatly.
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Forget the French cooking. I would not want to let you down again. I will stick to greasy hamburgers and fries. But only if you like that...otherwise...
Just say the word........
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We can discuss your womanly cooking duties when you get here, it's easier and the kitchen of my mansion is well stocked anyways.
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ETA - sorry for highjacking Elisa's thread. I am sure she will forgive me. After all I think Andrew is a fine catch for her.
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Indeed.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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11-17-2007, 05:13 AM
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It's a man's job to be suspicious of women.
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Really, I guess so since you did give into the fruit after all.
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Right you are, you don't. old
And imagine that, a woman actually being right:
I can already see that this is something special.
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You just try it for once. I know my man when I see's fit. I don't bite...well...
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But make sure you don't burn the dinner or else..
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Judas Priest! I don't pay 80 bucks a month for dish for smut! The food network is on 24/7 here! I am down with cooking.
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No, several. I'm not some kind of bum, you know.
I'll send one over to pick you up immediatly.
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Damn, I just can not contain myself. *catching breath* *yum*
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We can discuss your womanly cooking duties when you get here, it's easier and the kitchen of my mansion is well stocked anyways. old
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My dream come true!!!
When should we make this public???
If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.
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11-17-2007, 06:16 AM
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Really, I guess so since you did give into the fruit after all.
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Yeah, see Adam trusted a woman, and look what it got him..
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You just try it for once. I know my man when I see's fit. I don't bite...well...
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Well, you better not bite when we.. pray..
Watch it, woman..
Priests (as in cathylick priests) are one of the worst things in existance, and Judas wasn't very good either.
Consider this your first and last warning before I'll take off my belt.
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I don't pay 80 bucks a month for dish for smut! The food network is on 24/7 here! I am down with cooking.
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Well, that's good.
Better get used to cooking whenever I tell you to.
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Damn, I just can not contain myself. *catching breath* *yum*
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My dream come true!!!
When should we make this public???
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No need. Jesus will tell the pastors..
And then, this is already pretty public.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man -
11-17-2007, 07:15 AM
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Yeah, see Adam trusted a woman, and look what it got him..
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Me! *Waves hand!
I am not even going to address the rest!
If you still have silly questions than you are lacking a true Christian message! DO you want your lonely hand or me? I really don't want to cry!!
I want you!!! Is this 90210!!!!
If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.
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Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man -
11-17-2007, 07:29 AM
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Me! *Waves hand!
I am not even going to address the rest!
If you still have silly questions than you are lacking a true Christian message! DO you want your lonely hand or me? I really don't want to cry!!
I want you!!! Is this 90210!!!!
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Just get your uppity self on the jet that should have landed where you live by now..
I'll see you when you get here, we'll.. work out.. the rest from there.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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11-17-2007, 07:51 AM
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The reason for my absence was that my pa thought I needed more bible study time and I was locked in my room for 3 days with only my beloved KJV bible.
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Did Pa take you out to the woodshed too? If you have any videos of it, please PM me a link!
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11-17-2007, 09:51 AM
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Did Pa take you out to the woodshed too? If you have any videos of it, please PM me a link!
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How dare you!!!
All Video films of THAT nature are confiscated by our Pastors in case they get into the wrong hands.
Sister Talitha
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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11-17-2007, 11:05 AM
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How dare you!!!
All Video films of THAT nature are confiscated by our Pastors in case they get into the wrong hands.
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So that pastors can fap to it while violating little children. I heard the news, and just so you know, right wing Republican news.
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11-17-2007, 11:23 AM
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So that pastors can fap to it while violating little children. I heard the news, and just so you know, right wing Republican news.
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Don't try and drag us down to your level, gutter joo.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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11-17-2007, 12:42 PM
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Don't try and drag us down to your level, gutter joo.
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I believe it is the pastors whom are infamous for molesting children, not the Rabbi.
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11-17-2007, 12:46 PM
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I believe it is the pastors whom are infamous for molesting children, not the Rabbi.
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Once again, you are wrong. We are not mary worshiping papist boy buggerers.
As far as rabbi scum goes, they have much more to answer for when Christ returns. I can't wait to hear your screams from hell.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man -
11-17-2007, 12:49 PM
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How DARE you insult Pastor Pistle!? You aren't fit to lick his boots, you joo maggot!
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I wouldn't lick his boots if you held a gun to my head.
Know this, fraud:
My dignity cannot be bought.
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11-17-2007, 12:51 PM
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I wouldn't lick his boots if you held a gun to my head.
Know this, fraud:
My dignity cannot be bought.
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You can't sell what you don't have, jooboy.
Accept Christ now or face eternity in a sack of scalding hot porkfat, being sodomised by Arafat.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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11-17-2007, 12:55 PM
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You can't sell what you don't have, jooboy.
Accept Christ now or face eternity in a sack of scalding hot porkfat, being sodomised by Arafat.
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Good, because you'll be there before I am, old man.
How can you even call yourself a man? You have no dignity, no honor, no morals. If there ever is such a man that exemplifies scum, then that man would surely be YOU.
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11-17-2007, 02:24 PM
Modest True Christian lady looking for Godly man
Well, what Christian Lady ISN'T, Sister?
Now outta my way - I saw them first.
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