Giant Homer Freaks Out English Countryside

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Leave it to the English to make "bad enough" worse. For centuries they've had a gigantic carving of a 180 feet pagan god with a huge erection. Now they've decided that one homer wasn't enough.

Giant Homer Simpson Freaks Out English Countryside (ABC News)

By EDWARD WRONG
LONDON, July 17, 2007

The publicity team behind "The Simpsons" movie, which premieres in the United Kingdom next week, has taken its marketing campaign to a whole new level — one that has enraged members of the British public.

A 180-foot-tall drawing of Homer Simpson has appeared on a hill in the English countryside, right next to the famed Cerne Abbas Giant, a well-known British landmark.

The Cerne Abbas Giant, a chalk outline of an aroused, club-wielding man dating to at least the 17th century, is a revered symbol of fertility among pagans. It is Britain's largest chalk drawing, carved into the natural chalk rock beneath the turf.


Here's a photo of the two homers. At least one of them has his trousers on.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Giant Homer Freaks Out English Countryside

Here's a photo of the two homers. At least one of them has his trousers on.

From the looks of it, poor Homer won't have his on for long

[Sista Lateefah]

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From the looks of it, poor Homer won't have his on for long

To me, it look mo' like he wantsa kill the other homer and then fornicate with his donut!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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I agree with the protesters. The drawing was well done, but it is somewhat cheapening.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Giant Homer Freaks Out English Countryside

I agree with the protesters. The drawing was well done, but it is somewhat cheapening.

Yes, because the giant naked man drawn in chalk with a massive hard-on was so dignified before, but this is just degrading.
Apparently the pagans have pledged to use rain magic to wash it away. That certainly will be some impressive proof that their evil pagan witchcraft works, if they can make it rain in England. I wonder what their next trick will be - a kind of magic that makes water flow downhill? A spell that makes negroes steal pies?
I honestly don't know which is worse, these empty-headed New Age freaks, or the Jew media types who first came up with the idea of a giant fat man preparing to slide a donut over another man's tallywhacker in the first place. Jesus and I hate them all, that's for sure.

[Homertard]

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You guys have something against Homer Simpson?

[Sister Noddy]

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You guys have something against Homer Simpson?

Poor Homer Simpson

Poor pathetic homers in general

[Homertard]

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Ummm, he is a cartoon character...he doesn't have feelings. Probaly because he doesn't acutally exist.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Yes, because the giant naked man drawn in chalk with a massive hard-on was so dignified before, but this is just degrading.

Well, one is significant, both historically and to Pagan groups. The other, is a giant cartoon advertisement. If they keep it up soon pictures of giant dildos might be appearing on the hills and would you like that, mister?

[Homertard]

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lol

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Well, one is significant, both historically and to Pagan groups. The other, is a giant cartoon advertisement. If they keep it up soon pictures of giant dildos might be appearing on the hills and would you like that, mister?

I don't see any dildos. I thought Dildos were a bird?

Stumped, Sister Thumper

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Giant Homer Freaks Out English Countryside

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dildo

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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That is disgusting, witch! Maybe I've grown accustomed to you and have tuned out your anti-family, God-hating ways, but now I see I've been too lax in my rebukes!

To anyone reading this, do NOT click on that link as it will take you to some of the vilest, most horrifying pornography it's been my misfortune to see!

You will pay for this, Van Hemorrhoid, mark my words, you will pay.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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That is disgusting, witch! Maybe I've grown accustomed to you and have tuned out your anti-family, God-hating ways, but now I see I've been too lax in my rebukes!

To anyone reading this, do NOT click on that link as it will take you to some of the vilest, most horrifying pornography it's been my misfortune to see!

You will pay for this, Van Hemorrhoid, mark my words, you will pay.

*Snicker* Need to buy a sample, do we, Sister M&M? Indeed you should, maybe that husband of yours could get a pointer or two..

As to my posting the link, hey, she (BTB ) asked, I told.
Or is it a crime to answer questions now?

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

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If they keep it up soon pictures of giant dildos might be appearing on the hills and would you like that, mister?

What do you mean "soon"? As it is, the exposed member measures about 20 feet.

I guess 20 foot isn't "giant" enough to sate your cravings, you wanton hussy!