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Default Pray for 75% of Americans - 01-03-2007, 12:59 AM

Oh ye of little faith! It seems that the Godless Associated Press has conducted a poll on behalf of satan (whom they are associated with), and discovered that precious few Americans believe the our Lord Jesus will return anytime soon. Apparently the country is infested with monkey-worshiping fools and false Christians. The whole story is HERE.

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Poll: Only one in Four Says Jesus May Return in 2007

Twenty-five percent of Americans believe it is at least somewhat likely that Jesus Christ will return to Earth in 2007, a new poll from the Associated Press and AOL News shows.

The poll, conducted by the international polling firm Ipsos, looked at the public's predictions about what will occur in 2007.

Pollsters found that 11 percent of those surveyed said it is "very likely" that Jesus will return to Earth this year. An additional 14 percent said it was "somewhat likely."

Twenty-five percent of those polled said it was "not too likely,"

compared to 42 percent who said it was "not at all likely." Eight percent said they did not know or were not sure.

While a quarter of Americans polled said that it is at least somewhat likely that Jesus will return to Earth this year, views about the topic varied depending on religious persuasion, the AP reported.

For example, 46 percent of white evangelical Christians believe it's at least somewhat likely that Jesus will return this year, while 17 percent of Catholics and 10 percent of those with no religion feel the same way. Of course 100% of True Christians™ said that they were waiting for Jesus to return at any moment.

The poll, conducted Dec. 12-14, was based on telephone interviews with 1,000 adults from all states except Hawaii and Alaska.
At least 75% of Americans are sure to be slaughtered by Jesus when He returns, probably later today. Praise Jesus!

“And the slain of the Lord shall be at that day from one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth: they shall not be lamented, neither gathered, nor buried, they shall be dung upon the ground.” (Jeremiah 25:33).


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Pray for 75% of Americans - 01-03-2007, 02:09 AM

For TWO THOUSAND years now people have been expecting the return of JC, love. BUT...haha....WHERE is HE? Is he coming by the slow boat from Taiwan? If he is coming then he must be CRAWLING on his knees....oh wait...on HIS knees....hmmm...that's a thought loves. Anyway, where is he? I honesting do not understand why you self righteous just don't give it up and come into REALITY as you set aside your little JC fantasy.


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Default Re: Pray for 75% of Americans - 01-03-2007, 02:42 AM

Oh he's coming again alrighty Twinkie boy and he's coming on a WAR STUD with an angelic ARMY ready to slay all SINNERS just like you!!


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Oh he's coming again alrighty Twinkie boy and he's coming on a WAR STUD with an angelic ARMY ready to slay all SINNERS just like you!!

Coming AGAIN??

I'd have thought the first caused more than enough problems.


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Default Re: Pray for 75% of Americans - 01-03-2007, 04:18 AM

Aha! Pastor Ezekiel I've caught you. Didn't our Dear Lord and Saviour through that glorious mysoginist Peter say that we are not to be presumptuous on this point?

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Second Book of Peter, Chapter Three:

[3] Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts,
[4] And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation.
[5] For this they willingly are ignorant of, that by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of the water and in the water:
[6] Whereby the world that then was, being overflowed with water, perished:
[7] But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men.
[8] But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.
[9] The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
[10] But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.
[11] Seeing then that all these things shall be dissolved, what manner of persons ought ye to be in all holy conversation and godliness,
[12] Looking for and hasting unto the coming of the day of God, wherein the heavens being on fire shall be dissolved, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat?
Although I think that AP, being "scoffers" will end up in hell anyway and that the 75% presuming to say that Jesus is NOT coming to this year, implying that they know anything about His plan, will be frying in Satan's urine batter also.

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Default Re: Pray for 75% of Americans - 01-03-2007, 09:00 AM

Listen female, I'd like to know how you DARE to attempt to "catch" a Pastor in any sense of the word. You are an empty-headed girl, with an obviously imperfect understanding of both Holy Scripture and Pastoral Sermonizing.

The point I was attempting to make was that the vast majority of Americans, at least according to this secular poll, have such weak faith and are so far removed from God's Grace that they don't accept the FACT that Jesus could arrive at ANY MOMENT, you foolish girl!

2 Peter 3:10-- But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

"Like a thief in the night" means AT ANY MOMENT, even when you are asleep or chopping up a rabbit for your man's supper or doing your business on the toilet! 75% or Americans told that jew reporter that they doubt that our Lord Jesus is coming this year. You obviously could not wrap your female mind around this simple explanation on my part of how the world is going to hell in a hand basket.

After spending a few hours locked in your prayer closet, I'll be expecting you to call my secretary and arrange for a private appointment in my chambers ASAP. We need to get something straight between us, young lady.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Pray for 75% of Americans - 01-03-2007, 12:10 PM

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Aha! Pastor Ezekiel I've caught you. Didn't our Dear Lord and Saviour through that glorious mysoginist Peter say that we are not to be presumptuous on this point?

Although I think that AP, being "scoffers" will end up in hell anyway and that the 75% presuming to say that Jesus is NOT coming to this year, implying that they know anything about His plan, will be frying in Satan's urine batter also.
Listen here woman!
Matthew 16:28 Verily I say unto you, There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of man coming in his kingdom.
Jesus explicitly promised His followers that some of them would still be alive when He returned. Does it seem plausible that a contemporary of Jesus' would still be alive in 2008? No, it doesn't. Therefore, Jesus must return this year. It's all very simple when you think about it.


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


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Coming AGAIN??

I'd have thought the first caused more than enough problems.
Only once huh? Damn, if he had existed, he sure must have had one lousy sex life. *snicker*

Ok.....seriously...Twink is right. People have been 'predicting' a return for years and years. Nothing, huh? Not even an 'IOU an appearance' card. Face it people, it ain't happening.



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Listen female, I'd like to know how you DARE to attempt to "catch" a Pastor in any sense of the word. You are an empty-headed girl, with an obviously imperfect understanding of both Holy Scripture and Pastoral Sermonizing.

The point I was attempting to make was that the vast majority of Americans, at least according to this secular poll, have such weak faith and are so far removed from God's Grace that they don't accept the FACT that Jesus could arrive at ANY MOMENT, you foolish girl!

2 Peter 3:10-- But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

"Like a thief in the night" means AT ANY MOMENT, even when you are asleep or chopping up a rabbit for your man's supper or doing your business on the toilet! 75% or Americans told that jew reporter that they doubt that our Lord Jesus is coming this year. You obviously could not wrap your female mind around this simple explanation on my part of how the world is going to hell in a hand basket.

After spending a few hours locked in your prayer closet, I'll be expecting you to call my secretary and arrange for a private appointment in my chambers ASAP. We need to get something straight between us, young lady.
But I don't have a prayer closet! I need the space for my dowdy, ugly clothes. I still have questions though pastor, please don't beat me. I know the Lord is planning to surprise some day soon to take us away into Glory but wouldn't it be just as bad if those 75% said that God WAS gonna come this year? And shouldn't the other 25% be getting raped in hell fire also, for guessing the due date?

I'm just trying to be a Good Christian. Honest!

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Matthew 16:28 Verily I say unto you, There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of man coming in his kingdom.
Jesus explicitly promised His followers that some of them would still be alive when He returned. Does it seem plausible that a contemporary of Jesus' would still be alive in 2008? No, it doesn't. Therefore, Jesus must return this year. It's all very simple when you think about it.
I wish I could give a proper response to that--in truth it all seems very complicated and confusing, but thinking has been getting me into a lot of trouble lately. I'm trying to break the habit with God's help and good (thoughts about) tithing.


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Default Re: Pray for 75% of Americans - 01-08-2007, 12:49 PM

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But I don't have a prayer closet! I need the space for my dowdy, ugly clothes.
Typical feminine silliness. Clothes are for wearing, not clogging up prayer closets with. If all your clothes are in the prayer closet, one can only assume you're running around as nude as Eve. That is not God's idea of how a decent Christian woman should behave. I imagine it must also be pretty cold, especially this time of year. Put some clothes on, and that should free up some space in your closet.
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I still have questions though pastor, please don't beat me. I know the Lord is planning to surprise some day soon to take us away into Glory but wouldn't it be just as bad if those 75% said that God WAS gonna come this year? And shouldn't the other 25% be getting raped in hell fire also, for guessing the due date?

I'm just trying to be a Good Christian. Honest!
The correct answer, of course, is that Jesus will come when He feels like coming, and any sneaky pollsters asking trick questions should be made to answer a few sharp questions themselves, like whether they've accepted Jesus Christ as their personal saviour yet. Nevertheless, we should live as though He'll be returning today. After all, if He does, and you weren't living a good Christian life, you'd feel pretty damned silly, wouldn't you?


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I wish I could give a proper response to that--in truth it all seems very complicated and confusing, but thinking has been getting me into a lot of trouble lately. I'm trying to break the habit with God's help and good (thoughts about) tithing.
Praise Jesus! You're learning. However, these thoughts about tithing could easily lead onto other, more harmful thoughts. Better just tithe and not think about it, I'd say.


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Default Re: Pray for 75% of Americans - 01-10-2007, 05:56 AM

He's coming back, but why this year? Of all the years for him to come, why 2007? It doesn't make much sense. Anywho, it's not for us to know the day nor the hour when he comes. Just be prepared at all times. Maybe, I'll get some Bible quotes later.
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Default Re: Pray for 75% of Americans - 01-10-2007, 06:17 AM

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He's coming back, but why this year? Of all the years for him to come, why 2007? It doesn't make much sense. Anywho, it's not for us to know the day nor the hour when he comes. Just be prepared at all times. Maybe, I'll get some Bible quotes later.
2007 makes as much sense as the year He SAID He was coming back. Obviously He was kidding that first time, but now the world is ready! COME BACK JESUS! LEAD US TO ARMAGEDDON! DIE, HERETICS, DIE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! GLORY, GLORY!


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Default Re: Pray for 75% of Americans - 01-11-2007, 11:49 PM

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2007 makes as much sense as the year He SAID He was coming back. Obviously He was kidding that first time, but now the world is ready! COME BACK JESUS! LEAD US TO ARMAGEDDON! DIE, HERETICS, DIE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! GLORY, GLORY!
Pastor Pistle, have you been drinking?

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The correct answer, of course, is that Jesus will come when He feels like coming, and any sneaky pollsters asking trick questions should be made to answer a few sharp questions themselves, like whether they've accepted Jesus Christ as their personal saviour yet. Nevertheless, we should live as though He'll be returning today. After all, if He does, and you weren't living a good Christian life, you'd feel pretty damned silly, wouldn't you?
Hold on a minute. How come BT gets to swear unmoderated but if I post a "crap" certain persons who shall go unnamed (Pastor Ezekiel ) edits them out?


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Only once huh? Damn, if he had existed, he sure must have had one lousy sex life. *snicker*

Ok.....seriously...Twink is right. People have been 'predicting' a return for years and years. Nothing, huh? Not even an 'IOU an appearance' card. Face it people, it ain't happening.
You know HELL-SINGER, Jesus told us that people like you would SCOFF at HIM in these LAST DAYS. Guess HE was ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!!


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Hold on a minute. How come BT gets to swear unmoderated but if I post a "crap" certain persons who shall go unnamed (Pastor Ezekiel ) edits them out?
What swearing? All I was saying is that when Jesus condemns whatever hellbound sinner we were discussing to their eternal punishment, they will feel pretty silly, and also be damned. What's wrong with that?


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Hold on a minute. How come BT gets to swear unmoderated but if I post a "crap" certain persons who shall go unnamed (Pastor Ezekiel ) edits them out?
Probably because he is a GODLY Man while you are but a simple minded woman. Dirty language is not something a lady like you should use.


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Default Re: Pray for 75% of Americans - 01-12-2007, 12:53 PM

Damned is not a bad word. It's what happens to sinners.
You can use it as a verb.
"Jesus damned the homer to Hell."
or as an adjective
"That damned homer is going to Hell."


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10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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Default Re: Pray for 75% of Americans - 01-12-2007, 03:23 PM

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For TWO THOUSAND years now people have been expecting the return of JC, love. BUT...haha....WHERE is HE? Is he coming by the slow boat from Taiwan? If he is coming then he must be CRAWLING on his knees....oh wait...on HIS knees....hmmm...that's a thought loves. Anyway, where is he? I honesting do not understand why you self righteous just don't give it up and come into REALITY as you set aside your little JC fantasy.


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Probably because he is a GODLY Man while you are but a simple minded woman. Dirty language is not something a lady like you should use.
Well according to him it wasn't swearing anyway. Hmph. And I didn't think it was that bad of a word! Shows what I know I suppose.


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Default Re: Pray for 75% of Americans - 01-14-2007, 05:27 AM

Perhaps the others feel that the signs of His coming are not here, and thus he will not be returning in 2007, but at a later time, when the signs fortold in the bible are here.
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