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Default Re: I'm boring - 04-01-2017, 05:44 PM

Dear Burn Sperm;

Admitting that you have a problem is the first step.

The next step in elevating your personality beyond the tedium level can be fraught with missteps.

Some individuals, in their attempts to become "unique", adopt outlandish personae that, frankly, are ridiculous.

A more sensible approach involves reading both broadly and deeply.

Please bear in mind that you can aspire to become interesting even while disagreeing with people in a respectful and thoughtful manner.

Indeed, conducting yourself with decorum, logic and civility while posting on the internet will earn you the title of "the Most Remarkable Man in the World" and you won't have to fight bulls, machete your way through bug-infested jungles or drink sub-quality beer.

Best of luck to you.


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Default Re: I'm boring - 01-05-2018, 06:16 PM

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