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Default howdy - 03-25-2017, 04:21 PM

hi, here to share my views.


so far it seems views are not welcome. i mean why would talking on a forum made for talking be considered an infraction called "Going yappity yap yap yappity".


i mean, you have to actually be a little more than your hubris to get forgiveness for your hubris.....


other than the micromanagement i've been greeted with right off the bat, i hope to explain things to people who are ready to hear explanations.


the biggest joy in life i've found is being able to give an explanation.


note: the people you call satanist, would not want me explaining anything to anyone.
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hi, here to share my views.


so far it seems views are not welcome. i mean why would talking on a forum made for talking be considered an infraction called "Going yappity yap yap yappity".


i mean, you have to actually be a little more than your hubris to get forgiveness for your hubris.....


other than the micromanagement i've been greeted with right off the bat, i hope to explain things to people who are ready to hear explanations.


the biggest joy in life i've found is being able to give an explanation.


note: the people you call satanist, would not want me explaining anything to anyone.
Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

Also, here's the reason why we do not care about opinions which are not supported by the Holy Bible:

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Default Re: howdy - 03-25-2017, 04:32 PM

i haven't done any of those things and i never plan to.



reason and consideration(not to be confused with plesentries) is the path i'm walking.


what would you like to say to me? i'd like to consider it.
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No one cares about your foolish opinions, person. We are here to glorify God and fellowship with other Christians. What did you expect would be your reception on a Christian website when you admit to being a pervert?


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reason and consideration(not to be confused with plesentries) is the path i'm walking.
Have you considered reading the Holy Bible? Have you considered the fact that you've stumbled into an online community that gathers to discuss and share the Holy Bible with each other and those who seek the Truth™? Do you find it reasonable to walk into communities to which you are not affiliated and act like a petulant child whose attention-whorish routine isn't working at home?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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but would you know it if an opinion was supported by your bible? many would think that other persons didn't know evolution was a biblical opinion, "and so they came to be, acording to their kind." it's written right there, it always was. i'll tell you, the people who dont support this point are people you too do not support. it's both perfectly and absolutely true while being completely unreguarded by both sides.


isn't it funny what a dycotomy of extremism doesn't find ways to reguard?
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hi, here to share my views.


so far it seems views are not welcome. i mean why would talking on a forum made for talking be considered an infraction called "Going yappity yap yap yappity".


i mean, you have to actually be a little more than your hubris to get forgiveness for your hubris.....


other than the micromanagement i've been greeted with right off the bat, i hope to explain things to people who are ready to hear explanations.


the biggest joy in life i've found is being able to give an explanation.


note: the people you call satanist, would not want me explaining anything to anyone.
But you don't give explanations!


You sweep the dirt and dust from the floor into little piles. Then you rearrange the little piles. But the dust never gets swept up to reveal a clean, i.e. understandable, floor (argument, point of view, whatever).


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Have you considered reading the Holy Bible? Have you considered the fact that you've stumbled into an online community that gathers to discuss and share the Holy Bible with each other and those who seek the Truth™? Do you find it reasonable to walk into communities to which you are not affiliated and act like a petulant child whose attention-whorish routine isn't working at home?
not sure, but i haven't done any of those things. i've simply posed a few points in a perfectly acceptable manor by my own understanding of the word "acceptable."

perhaps you're moving the target at a shooting range? we can justify anything we want at any time we want. do we always ask ourselves if that's what we're doing?
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not sure, but i haven't done any of those things. i've simply posed a few points in a perfectly acceptable manor by my own understanding of the word "acceptable."

perhaps you're moving the target at a shooting range? we can justify anything we want at any time we want. do we always ask ourselves if that's what we're doing?

None of that mush means anything, fool. This isn't one of your touchy, feely sociology classes. We live in the real world. Your passive aggressive (have they got to that in your psychology class yet?) mumbo jumbo will not win you any friends here.


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not sure, but i haven't done any of those things. i've simply posed a few points in a perfectly acceptable manor by my own understanding of the word "acceptable."

perhaps you're moving the target at a shooting range? we can justify anything we want at any time we want. do we always ask ourselves if that's what we're doing?
Until you can comprehend and maintain a conventional use of language, you will forever be a fool. We are not a babysitting site for fools whose parents are gone for the day. We are not interested in your points. Unsaved are unwelcome here, and you'll never be welcomed in Heaven until you repent of your ridiculous rebel-grrrl ways and accept your reality - a sinner in the need of Salvation.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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But you don't give explanations!

You sweep the dirt and dust from the floor into little piles. Then you rearrange the little piles. But the dust never gets swept up to reveal a clean, i.e. understandable, floor (argument, point of view, whatever).
^ here's my explanation of what a wild mischaracterisation looks like. that an explanation should be disreguarded before it was read, does not then negate it was an explanation.

i know you're trigger happy for your favorite enemy, anyone can see, but i'm not the one you should be shooting at.
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Until you can comprehend and maintain a conventional use of language, you will forever be a fool. We are not a babysitting site for fools whose parents are gone for the day. We are not interested in your points. Unsaved are unwelcome here, and you'll never be welcomed in Heaven until you repent of your ridiculous rebel-grrrl ways and accept your reality - a sinner in the need of Salvation.


so i guess you dont want me to tell you where you can find where god still speaks to you? fine, i'm just a fool. but you should worry about being a bigger fool than the fool. you should not self-excuse so flippantly.


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^ here's my explanation of what a wild mischaracterisation looks like. that an explanation should be disreguarded before it was read, does not then negate it was an explanation.

i know you're trigger happy for your favorite enemy, anyone can see, but i'm not the one you should be shooting at.
Aww, sweetie, you're not my favorite enemy. And your writing style is still oddly convoluted.


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None of that mush means anything, fool. This isn't one of your touchy, feely sociology classes. We live in the real world. Your passive aggressive (have they got to that in your psychology class yet?) mumbo jumbo will not win you any friends here.


you body lives in the real world but you mind does not.


[quote]in english, something you drink from is a "cup." in spanish, something you drink from is a taza. which is it? a cup or a taza. you might say both but the truth is that it's neither. what am i saying to you? i'm saying everything any society has ever taught us, is little more than an opinion and slightly less than a socialy constructed psychosis.
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see? right here. what part of [PERVERTED IMAGES REMOVED BY MODERATOR, AGAIN. STOP IT] were you talking about?
i'm all about explaining "the real world" to you. i'm all about showing people what "damned" means. it's just funny that no one ever notices because they're not listening. i guess that's just part of being "damned."


but which one is, "the damned". the one not being listened to or the one not listening?

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Default Re: howdy - 03-25-2017, 05:05 PM

So then, you are a Mexican and a pervert. We are building a great wall to keep the likes of you out of America.


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Default Re: howdy - 03-25-2017, 05:07 PM

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your writing style is still oddly convoluted.


that might be, but that's not something that's suddenly going to change, is it. i do however know what a correlation fallacy is. this has already been explained so i'll c/p it for you.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Correl...mply_causation


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if you cant learn something because it's coming from someone possibly associated with a stigma you might not value,
I think it's more about coming from someone with psychosis, who thinks the world is nothing but a delusion.


Jesus can help, He can give you a normal brain if you learn to love Him and put your trust in Him. He's waiting, yes even for the likes of you, to be invited. Will you open the door of your heart? He'll drive the demons out, and you can be normal again.




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So then, you are a Mexican and a pervert. We are building a great wall to keep the likes of you out of America.


i'm neither, i'm also not intransigent. wall, good idea. i only installed the president who said they'll do it, but whatever, i wasn't looking credit on that one (:


also i dont need to radicalise, if you were asking to see if i could one up ya on it, i'm not going to bother. you win. you're more radicalised than i am and it's always going to stay that way. you can be comfortable in knowing it, from now on.
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i only installed the president who said they'll do it


i would prove it to you but this woman mod keeps deleting it.


she doesn't even know what she's deleting. did i explain intransigence yet?


note, i'm not a pervert, but you seem unaware that "law" isn't "good".


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so i guess you dont want me to tell you where you can find where god still speaks to you? fine, i'm just a fool. but you should worry about being a bigger fool than the fool. you should not self-excuse so flippantly.


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