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I have been on this forum for a few days, and am going to introduce myself. I am agnosticaliencat (or, as they put it on here, agnesaliencat) and I stumbled upon this forum by complete accident. I have also been able to learn a few things simply by being here, and I also hope that I can give others a bit of an insight into my own life and way of thinking.
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Default Re: Agnostic Theist Reporting For Duty - 03-06-2017, 01:03 PM

As for what church I used to go to, it was a Unitarian Church in Liverpool. My favorite church to go to, however, is the Cathedral in Liverpool (both of them), and I don't have a favorite Bible passage because they're all good in their own way.
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Default Re: Agnostic Theist Reporting For Duty - 03-06-2017, 01:08 PM

Dear Agnes,
Welcome, Whilst your sentiments are appreciated they are not actually needed. You see, you, don't have to show us anything. God has already shown us all we nee in The Holy Bible (KJV 1611).


Now let's get onto the interesting stuff, like you telling us all about yourself, your church, your favorite verse, how you came to know Jesus, how many Soldiers of Christ you have birthed, etc..


I wait with bated breath for your reply.


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As for what church I used to go to, it was a Unitarian Church in Liverpool. My favorite church to go to, however, is the Cathedral in Liverpool (both of them), and I don't have a favorite Bible passage because they're all good in their own way.

Ahh...., that explains things a little. You're English. Do you have all your teeth? Have you ever had scurvy? Oh, I have so many questions.


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Welcome, Whilst your sentiments are appreciated they are not actually needed. You see, you, don't have to show us anything. God has already shown us all we nee in The Holy Bible (KJV 1611).


Now let's get onto the interesting stuff, like you telling us all about yourself, your church, your favorite verse, how you came to know Jesus, how many Soldiers of Christ you have birthed, etc..


I wait with bated breath for your reply.


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I'm not going to have children (not the parenting type). As for the church, I can't really remember, as it was that long ago. The cathedrals and also the synagogue were largely because there are so many different religions in my family that it's kinda hard to put them into one group (Judaism, Catholicism, Protestant, non-denominational). As for how I came to Jesus, that's kinda like how I came to all other beings, as I found all of them through music.

I also think it's hilarious that you guys have astronomy on the list of things that God hates, as stars are beautiful when seen by the naked eye, but when they're seen through a telescope, they're something else entirely (and I've also seen Andromeda through my binoculars too).

But that's just my opinion.
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But that's just my opinion.
Yes, and this is NOT how this forum works. It is not about opinions, it is about the word of God.


For example, I love Deuteronomy 20. So I have studied it, and I can say with all my heart and soul that the treatment of prisioners in Guantanamo and Irak is more than Godly.


That is why we ask for your favourite verse: it is because it says a lot of who you are, but also shines a light on the Bible itself, and God reveals Himself in all his greatness!


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I'm not going to have children (not the parenting type). As for the church, I can't really remember, as it was that long ago. The cathedrals and also the synagogue were largely because there are so many different religions in my family that it's kinda hard to put them into one group (Judaism, Catholicism, Protestant, non-denominational). As for how I came to Jesus, that's kinda like how I came to all other beings, as I found all of them through music.

I also think it's hilarious that you guys have astronomy on the list of things that God hates, as stars are beautiful when seen by the naked eye, but when they're seen through a telescope, they're something else entirely (and I've also seen Andromeda through my binoculars too).

But that's just my opinion.
Agnes my dear girl! We only value Gods opinion. By the way you should really return those binoculars to their rightfull owner. I have heard that all scousers are crooks and thieves !
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Default Re: Agnostic Theist Reporting For Duty - 03-06-2017, 08:52 PM

I am their rightful owner, you oaf. I also own a telescope, and what you believe about scousers being thieves is completely wrong (I bet you've never even met any Liverpudlians).
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I am their rightful owner, you oaf. I also own a telescope...
"Own" in the sense that possession is nine tenths of the law?

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... and what you believe about scousers being thieves is completely wrong (I bet you've never even met any Liverpudlians).
I've never met one socially and don't know anyone who has - one has one's standards. But I'm told that if you don't know them by name, it's customary to refer to them as "The Accused".

I'm sure you are not at all like that, though, dear.
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And my name is not Agnes, by the way.
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"Own" in the sense that possession is nine tenths of the law?



I've never met one socially and don't know anyone who has - one has one's standards. But I'm told that if you don't know them by name, it's customary to refer to them as "The Accused".

I'm sure you are not at all like that, though, dear.
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You should go to Liverpool at some point, and you'll see that they're just like everybody else (just that we speak with a different accent). Yes, I do "own" my binoculars (like I also "own" the right to tell people that their beliefs about me are absolute "lies" and expect them to accept that).
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You should go to Liverpool at some point, and you'll see that they're just like everybody else (just that we speak with a different accent). Yes, I do "own" my binoculars (like I also "own" the right to tell people that their beliefs about me are absolute "lies" and expect them to accept that).
Please find your rights in this forums HERE.


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I have been on this forum for a few days, and am going to introduce myself. I am agnosticaliencat (or, as they put it on here, agnesaliencat) and I stumbled upon this forum by complete accident. I have also been able to learn a few things simply by being here, and I also hope that I can give others a bit of an insight into my own life and way of thinking.
Your way of thinking is very unique, indeed.

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As for how I came to Jesus, that's kinda like how I came to all other beings, as I found all of them through music.
What other beings have you met/found? Krishna? Budda? Pachamama? Svetovid? Inanna? Or maybe one of the Trickster-type deities? Or any of the deus otiosus type of deities?

If you've found Inanna, I'd love to hear all about her. She was a truly bad-ass goddess!

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If you've seen a star through a telescope as anything else than a dot of light, then your telescope is broken. Only planets and deep sky objects, such as the Messier objects, look interesting when seen through a telescope.

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Definitely not a star.

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I'm not going to have children (not the parenting type). As for the church, I can't really remember, as it was that long ago. The cathedrals and also the synagogue were largely because there are so many different religions in my family that it's kinda hard to put them into one group (Judaism, Catholicism, Protestant, non-denominational). As for how I came to Jesus, that's kinda like how I came to all other beings, as I found all of them through music.

I also think it's hilarious that you guys have astronomy on the list of things that God hates, as stars are beautiful when seen by the naked eye, but when they're seen through a telescope, they're something else entirely (and I've also seen Andromeda through my binoculars too).

But that's just my opinion.
Not going to have children?! How will the west and Gods blessed peoples defeat the muslim sourge without lots of fresh soldiers! Also, astronomy is clearly evil becuase it is peering to closely at . It's like peering down his pants.
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Default Re: Agnostic Theist Reporting For Duty - 03-09-2017, 07:04 AM

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I have been on this forum for a few days, and am going to introduce myself. I am agnosticaliencat (or, as they put it on here, agnesaliencat) and I stumbled upon this forum by complete accident. I have also been able to learn a few things simply by being here, and I also hope that I can give others a bit of an insight into my own life and way of thinking.
Hi, welcome to the forum. I'm so happy that Jesus is leading you towards Salvation and hope that you accept His offer so that you can be redeemed from slavery to the prince of this world.


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But if our gospel be hid, it is hid to them that are lost:
4 In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them.
5 For we preach not ourselves, but Christ Jesus the Lord; and ourselves your servants for Jesus' sake.
6 For God, who commanded the light to shine out of darkness, hath shined in our hearts, to give the light of the knowledge of the glory of God in the face of Jesus Christ.


One way he blinds minds is through astrophysics. This is a very effective way to deny God because it requires that we believe in deep time and that stars are still being created. These beliefs contradict The Bible which means that they contradict reality. People like Neil deGrasse Tyson will deny that light existed before there were any stars but we know that is not true. Here is the correct order of creation: Heaven, earth, water, light, darkness, day, night & the firmament. But deGrasse Tyson just smirks at that, thinking that he knows better than God. And God has been very specific.
Later on God was going to be making all sorts of things (including stars) but no, for the astrophysicist at this stage not even water could exist.

How does he think the trees grew?






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How many ways can you see in there that God is contradicted, laughed at as a liar who is ignorant of His Creation and doesn't know anything at all about anything He created? "How could such a made up God know anything about Salvation?" he might as well say. Astrophysics generally demotes the sacrifice of Jesus to meaningless drivel and people who place their trust in the deGrasse Tysons of this world are saying in effect that there was no need for a sacrifice at all. Are you a person like that? Have you accepted Jesus as your personal Lord and Saviour? Time is running out. These last days will soon turn into the last day and that day could be tomorrow.
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Default Re: Agnostic Theist Reporting For Duty - 03-10-2017, 04:58 AM

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You should go to Liverpool at some point,...
I don't know what a liver pool is, but I'm guessing it is some disgusting foreign fad where you fill a swimming pool with liver and slosh around in it. Let me guess. You're French, right? That sounds like something those filthy frogs would think of.


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Default Re: Agnostic Theist Reporting For Duty - 03-11-2017, 12:08 AM

Is agnostic that thing where you can't smell properly?

If so, I'm sorry for your loss.


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Default Re: Agnostic Theist Reporting For Duty - 03-17-2017, 01:59 AM

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I don't know what a liver pool is, but I'm guessing it is some disgusting foreign fad where you fill a swimming pool with liver and slosh around in it. Let me guess. You're French, right? That sounds like something those filthy frogs would think of.
It's a city in England, and its most famous export is a certain 1960s music group who sang songs about Penny Lane and having a Hard Day's Night. If you want to joke about it, you can, as we're used to that kind of thing. Not just that, but us Liverpudlians have an interesting sense of humour, and we're not afraid to say things as they are (which can scare people off).

As for my genetics, I am of Anglo-Saxon, Celtic, Gypsy (Roma/Sinti), and (possibly) Ashkenazi Jewish (etc) descent.
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