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Default What is this... - 03-15-2017, 05:17 AM

My name is James, I was shown Jesus though friends and family, and I am still trying to find the perfect verse, moving on...


I've been on this forum for only 20 minutes and this... Is just.... Bad. You guys are actually going against goods word by saying some game will turn your son/daughter into a masturbating homosexual. Even just having the name of recent joiners being unsaved trash is wrong... sure some people are trying to be trolls and stuff, it trusted members says stuff against gays and other religions. Anybody that says the internet is a sin, the people how create stuff on the internet are the people that sin, it's not the internet. There's a lot of offisive things on this forums, including 2 emojis. Sure, go ahead and reply "You are against God by saying we are wrong" whatever I don't care, I can come back right away.


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Prayer Re: What is this... - 03-15-2017, 05:39 AM

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My name is James, I was shown Jesus though friends and family, and I am still trying to find the perfect verse, moving on...

I've been on this forum for only 20 minutes and this... Is just.... Bad. You guys are actually going against goods word by saying some game will turn your son/daughter into a masturbating homosexual. Even just having the name of recent joiners being unsaved trash is wrong... sure some people are trying to be trolls and stuff, it trusted members says stuff against gays and other religions. Anybody that says the internet is a sin, the people how create stuff on the internet are the people that sin, it's not the internet. There's a lot of offisive things on this forums, including 2 emojis. Sure, go ahead and reply "You are against God by saying we are wrong" whatever I don't care, I can come back right away.

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Dear Sinner,

Everyone is Unsaved Trash until proven otherwise. I used to be one. That is the Way of Jesus. Everyone is guilty until washed free from sin by His Blood! The secular judicial system has twisted all this into a travesty a justice by making the prosecutors prove guilt - opposite to the Godly Judgment that is righteous!

Romans 3:10
As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one
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Please, explain why you should be better than anyone else until washed free from all sin by the Blood of Christ! While you are searching for suitable verses, please, let me assist you. Here a some that are quite relevant, as they tell us not to make hasty judgments based on an acquaintance of 20 minutes.

Proverbs 29:20
Seest thou a man that is hasty in his words? there is more hope of a fool than of him.


Ecclesiastes 5:2

Be not rash with thy mouth, and let not thine heart be hasty to utter any thing before God: for God is in heaven, and thou upon earth: therefore let thy words be few.


Ecclesiastes 7:9

Be not hasty in thy spirit to be angry: for anger resteth in the bosom of fools.


On the other hand, there IS reason to be hasty, as Jesus will return any moment now (Revelation 22:20), and you must quickly reconsider your position as He will assess you in excruciating detail (Revelation 20:13). I'll be praying for you!




Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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Default Re: What is this... - 03-15-2017, 06:41 AM

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Sure, go ahead and reply "You are against God by saying we are wrong" whatever I don't care, I can come back right away.
Nobody comes back from Hell.


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Default Re: What is this... - 03-15-2017, 08:25 AM

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My name is James, I was shown Jesus though friends and family, and I am still trying to find the perfect verse, moving on...


I've been on this forum for only 20 minutes and this... Is just.... Bad. You guys are actually going against goods word by saying some game will turn your son/daughter into a masturbating homosexual. Even just having the name of recent joiners being unsaved trash is wrong... sure some people are trying to be trolls and stuff, it trusted members says stuff against gays and other religions. Anybody that says the internet is a sin, the people how create stuff on the internet are the people that sin, it's not the internet. There's a lot of offisive things on this forums, including 2 emojis. Sure, go ahead and reply "You are against God by saying we are wrong" whatever I don't care, I can come back right away.


(Not a flame, telling you to correct your ideas)

Well, well, well, aren't you just full of ***Unnecessary references to micturition removed*** and fire? If you took the time to actually read the Bible (KJV 1611), instead of using it to keep your table level, you might actually that what we believe is right there. God tells us everything we need to know so just who are you to come and tell us otherwise? God's Big Brother?


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For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Default Re: What is this... - 03-15-2017, 12:15 PM

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You guys are actually going against goods word by saying some game will turn your son/daughter into a masturbating homosexual.
Dear friend:

Please give us direct quotations, in context, of those parts of God's Word that we are going against.

Yours in Christ,
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Love Jesus Re: What is this... - 03-15-2017, 03:04 PM

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My name is James, I was shown Jesus though friends and family, and I am still trying to find the perfect verse,
Hello James and to our friendly forum! What tactic are you employing to determine your favorite verse? Do you keep scores of particular verses as you return to re-read the Word of God?

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I've been on this forum for only 20 minutes and this... Is just.... Bad. You guys are actually going against goods word by saying some game will turn your son/daughter into a masturbating homosexual. Even just having the name of recent joiners being unsaved trash is wrong... sure some people are trying to be trolls and stuff, it trusted members says stuff against gays and other religions. Anybody that says the internet is a sin, the people how create stuff on the internet are the people that sin, it's not the internet. There's a lot of offisive things on this forums, including 2 emojis. Sure, go ahead and reply "You are against God by saying we are wrong" whatever I don't care, I can come back right away.

(Not a flame, telling you to correct your ideas)
Thank you for your comments, James. However, you cannot just barge in and tell us that we're wrong without providing appropriate Biblical support. As it has been already requested, please show us a Tue Christian™ misquoting the Bible or recommending something that has no Biblical support.

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Thank you, James. We operate this web site in the hopes that smart people like you will come along and let us know how wrong and misguided we are. We seek to serve the Lord Jesus and if we are doing or saying anything that He would disapprove of, we certainly want to know. We have always used God's word to discover what He wants, but if you know a better way, we are all ears. Do tell, James, what would be the correct ideas?


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