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    Tiananmen Square Anniversary

    As you may well be aware, today is the 20th Anniversary of the Tiananmen Square clean up operation. For those of you who aren't, I'll fill you in.

    Tiananmen Square is a place in Beijing, China. Twenty years ago today, many disgruntled students and heathens amassed to protest against the government. China's response? Send in the troops. This picture shows the scale of the response.



    The man pictured is known as 'Tank Man'. No one knows what happened to him immediately after the picture was taken, but I have a pretty good idea. The words "Stampede" and "Pancake" spring to mind.

    Anyway. My question is this: We have problems with atheists, mudslimes, immigrants, liberals, students, catholicks, etc, etc. Why can't our Governments take note, and deal with the problem Chinese-style?
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    Tags: china, chinks japs and gooks, free markets = freedom, protesting, tiananmen square
  • #2
    Re: Tiananmen Square Anniversary

    I like pancakes. I tried to make them with the combine. Did not come out like a pancake, more like chop suey, that Chinese ital-ian spaghetti stuff.

    You have to wonder what that guy was thinking. Did he think he had super strength and could stop a tank? Did he escape from the Special Olympics? Maybe he was blind from pulling his pud and did not see the enormous tanks coming and deaf from listening to the devil.

    Well, had he died, it would of not been a big deal, there are plenty more of them left, its' not like he would of been missed.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • #3
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      Funny story; I actually know that chink. As you all know, I spend quite a bit of time doing Missionary work on behalf of Landover Baptist Church over in the Ornamental countries, and I happened to be over there 20 years ago on my very first trip to China. I was just a lad at the time, but my father, Pastor Lamentations Flint was called upon by President Reagen to witness to Gorbachev (who was visiting the chinks at the time) and if possible, bring him to Christ.

      Well anyway, we were holed up in the penthouse suite at the Peking Hilton, waiting for my father, Pastor Lamentations Flint, to get back from his meeting. We were bored so we started having fun ordering various room service meals, Lobster Thermador and such, then tossing them out the window on the slopes down below all afternoon long, when suddenly one of them came charging up to our room banging on the door. He was shouting at the top of his gook lungs about God knows what all, and the security guys brought him in to see what his deal was, and this chinaman...well you just had to be there maybe to appreciate it. The guy had caught the quart of blue cheese dressing that I had tossed out the window, and he was just covered with the stuff, and stank anyway (all slants smell like Lipton Noodle Soup--true story), so anyway, the security guys were wrestling with the guy, who apparently wanted to know who doused him with blue cheese dressing ($200USD a pint at the time, pretty rare stuff in China it turns out), so the security guys told him that Chairman Mao had done it, only he'd just left a minute before the chink started banging on our hotel suite door. The little yellow monkey was in tears, ranting and raving! So one of the security guards gave him a bottle of Chivas 12 year old scotch to shut him up, and sent him on his way.

      Next morning we're looking out our penthouse windows and tanks are rolling down the street in some kind of parade or something, and here comes little Hop Sing, the jap who was causing all the ruckus in our hotel, drunk as a skunk, clots of blue cheese dressing still in his hair, and he staggers out in the street shouting for Chairman Mao to "get his fat ass out of the tank" because he wanted to go all kung foo on him. We just about bust a gut.

      Finally his friends drug him away, but I heard they shot him later for being drunk and obnoxious and stinking of curdled blue cheese dressing so bad.

      Ah, memories.
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      • #4
        Re: Tiananmen Square Anniversary

        Ah, that makes perfect sense. They say a picture says a thousand words but when it is chink gibberish, how is decent man supposed to be able to understand. Those slopes with their liquor are about as bad as the drunken inbred injuns you see at the casinos when there on a mission from God to save the lost souls.

        Do you know, when they shot him, did they line up a bunch to see how far the bullet would go?

        One thing is for sure, that sort of disgusting public display would never happen in Freehold, home of the pure, True Christian Americans.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • #5
          Re: Tiananmen Square Anniversary

          Pastor Z, how could you tell that it was the same little chink?
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • #6
            Re: Tiananmen Square Anniversary

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            Pastor Z, how could you tell that it was the same little chink?
            He could probably smell him!

            I've never been to an oriental country, but I'm sure I don't want to. I had the misfortune of being forced to watch a Bruce Lee movie and from what I saw, there are mafia thugs and assassins running all over the place!
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            • #7
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              Personally, I'm afraid that if I accidentally wander into Oriental territory I'll be tossed into a wok!
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              • #8
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                Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
                Personally, I'm afraid that if I accidentally wander into Oriental territory I'll be tossed into a wok!
                You're right to be afraid, Brother Ernest. Not only do the gooks eat dogs, cats and rats, but people too (though usually only bodies from the morque). Because there are so many of those slants running around, it's not surprising that they'd eat almost anything. That also explains why they're so small and skinny - one Big Mac could feed 10 of them; a super-sized Happy Meal could feed 100.

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                • #9
                  Re: Tiananmen Square Anniversary

                  Originally posted by Max Bayes View Post
                  The man pictured is known as 'Tank Man'. No one knows what happened to him immediately after the picture was taken, but I have a pretty good idea.
                  What are you talking about? The guy's been living in Freehold for a while and he's been blocking EVERYTHING for the last 15 years. He bugs the crap out of everyone in this town.

                  Here he is blocking a rush hour commute:


                  And here he is standing around at the top of a crowded escalator, causing everyone to fall over:


                  Here he is getting in the way of a perfect sniper shot on a terrorist in Iraq:


                  And here he is lead blocking for Adrian Peterson of the Texas Longhorns. This guy really knows how to plug a hole.
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