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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
03-21-2011, 08:21 AM
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• Only unlawful killing is illegal
• Could you please supply the train of thought, done using your brain, demonstrating "by Logic" the existence of Hell? I would be interested to see it.
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My info about Hell?
Logic? You don't know what logic is? Hell is a bad place, where bad people come. Killing your child is mean (The person is a bad person, because he/she did a thing that awfull) and the person will go to Hell.. My opinion..
Leviticus 19:29 (King James Version)
29: Do not prostitute thy daughter, to cause her to be a whore; lest the land fall to whoredom, and the land become full of wickedness.
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
03-21-2011, 10:59 AM
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My info about Hell?
Logic? You don't know what logic is? Hell is a bad place, where bad people come. Killing your child is mean (The person is a bad person, because he/she did a thing that awfull) and the person will go to Hell.. My opinion..
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You have failed to explain, how come HELL EXISTS? (using your brain).
I did not ask you what Hell was like, I asked you to explain why you think there is such a place as Hell at all?
What is your evidence for the existence of Hell?
Please explain..
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
03-21-2011, 11:46 AM
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You have failed to explain, how come HELL EXISTS? (using your brain).
I did not ask you what Hell was like, I asked you to explain why you think there is such a place as Hell at all?
What is your evidence for the existence of Hell?
Please explain..
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I don't think hell exsist. I just think it is something you say, when you want something bad to happen to someone. That's hell. A word, not a place.
Leviticus 19:29 (King James Version)
29: Do not prostitute thy daughter, to cause her to be a whore; lest the land fall to whoredom, and the land become full of wickedness.
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
03-21-2011, 01:38 PM
@ PrinsesseAnja .. Why won't you give your sources, for the opinions (or whatever they are) that you are presenting here? We give ours.
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I don't think hell exsist. I just think it is something you say, when you want something bad to happen to someone. That's hell. A word, not a place.
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It seems you don't know what you think. Earlier [HERE] you said that Hell was a place:
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Hell is a bad place, where bad people come. Killing your child is mean (The person is a bad person, because he/she did a thing that awfull) and the person will go to Hell.. My opinion..
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Of course a word might signify different things to different people
but when the same word signifies different things, at the same time and in the same context, to the same person the presence of Satan is clear:
II CORINTHIANS 4
3 But if our Gospel be hid, it is hid to them that are lost:
4 In whom the God of this world hath blinded the minds of them which beleeue not, lest the light of the glorious Gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine vnto them.
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We don't worship that "god" - we worship This One:
ACTS 17
22 Then Paul stood in the mids of Mars-hill, and said, Yee men of Athens, I perceiue that in all things yee are too superstitious.
23 For as I passed by, and beheld your deuotions, I found an Altar with this inscription, TO THE VNKNOWEN GOD. Whom therefore yee ignorantly worship, him declare I vnto you.
24 God that made the world, and all things therein, seeing that hee is Lord of heauen and earth, dwelleth not in Temples made with hands:
25 Neither is worshipped with mens hands as though he needed any thing, seeing hee giueth to all, life and breath, and all things,
26 And hath made of one blood all nations of men, for to dwell on all the face of the earth, and hath determined the times before appointed, and the bounds of their habitation:
27 That they should seeke the Lord, if haply they might feele after him and finde him, though he be not farre from euery one of vs.
28 For in him we liue, and mooue, and haue our being, as certaine also of your owne Poets haue said, For we are also his offspring.
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The darkness that is in your heart can be illuminated by God's Word. The psychodramatic conflict you project into the external world is not a part of that "world around" - it is a part of you, your "own-world".
The Bible continues:
II CORINTHIANS 4
6 For God who commaunded the light to shine out of darkenes, hath shined in our hearts, to giue the light of the knowledge of the glory of God, in the face of Iesus Christ.
7 But we haue this treasure in earthen vessels, that the excellencie of the power may be of God, and not of vs.
8 Wee are troubled on euery side, yet not distressed; we are perplexed, but not in despaire,
9 Persecuted, but not forsaken; cast downe, but not destroyed.
10 Alwayes bearing about in the body, the dying of the Lord Iesus, that the life also of Iesus might bee made manifest in our body.
11 For we which liue, are always deliuered vnto death for Iesus sake, that the life also of Iesus might bee made manifest in our mortall flesh.
12 So then death worketh in vs, but life in you.
13 We hauing the same spirit of faith, according as it is written, I beleeued, and therefore haue I spoken: wee also beleeue, and therefore speake.
14 Knowing that hee which raised vp the Lord Iesus, shall raise vp vs also by Iesus, and shall present vs with you.
15 For all things are for your sakes, that the abundat grace might, through the thankesgiuing of many, redound to the glory of God.
16 For which cause we faint not, but though our outward man perish, yet the inward man is renewed day by day.
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
03-21-2011, 03:28 PM
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I don't think hell exsist. I just think it is something you say, when you want something bad to happen to someone. That's hell. A word, not a place.
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Would you quit trying to preach to us. We TRUE Christians™ are totally disinterested in the teachings of PrinsesseAnja. What we are interested in is the teachings of Christ. You want to drone on about yourself, get a facebook account like everyone else. Here - back it up with scripture or shut up.
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
03-21-2011, 07:42 PM
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
03-21-2011, 10:21 PM
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Wel I don't have any children as of yet, but when I beat my 14 year old Indonesian houseboy, I like to have him put on some Tenessee Ernie Ford. My dad used to like that one to beat me by, so...
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That is a great song.
Ezekiel 25:17: "I will execute great vengeance on them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the Lord. When I lay My vengeance upon them."
PRO 4:7 "Wisdom is the principal thing; therefore get wisdom: and with all thy getting get understanding." ECC 1:18 "For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow."
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
03-22-2011, 03:10 AM
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If one of my sons gives me any back-sass or breaks one of God's Commandments, we go down to the basement and all five of them get the rod of correction. This encourages them to police each other. First they scourge each other with the rod, then once tears are streaming down all of their faces I have four of them take turns holding down the other while I lay into each and rebuke them with furious rebukes.
With five sons, this takes about just under twenty minutes from start to finish. Just enough time for Ravel's Bolero!
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If you like Ravel, you should listen to Pavane pour une infante défunte (Pavane for a Dead Princess)
It's beautiful.
Ezekiel 25:17: "I will execute great vengeance on them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the Lord. When I lay My vengeance upon them."
PRO 4:7 "Wisdom is the principal thing; therefore get wisdom: and with all thy getting get understanding." ECC 1:18 "For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow."
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
03-22-2011, 08:44 AM
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
03-22-2011, 11:27 AM
I never have heard music while doing it...
What i have heard was music enough
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
03-22-2011, 08:09 PM
Question thats been nagging at me for a couple days: how would one deal with a teenaged son that beat up his father when the father attempted to beat him, either for sport or because he did something wrong?
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
03-22-2011, 08:27 PM
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Question thats been nagging at me for a couple days: how would one deal with a teenaged son that beat up his father when the father attempted to beat him, either for sport or because he did something wrong?
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
03-23-2011, 04:23 AM
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Question thats been nagging at me for a couple days: how would one deal with a teenaged son that beat up his father when the father attempted to beat him, either for sport or because he did something wrong?
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What does your local pastor have to say on the subject?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
03-24-2011, 12:02 AM
I always use big band music like Glenn Miller or Benny Goodman. Puts me in the mood.
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
03-24-2011, 12:09 AM
Dear Bob,
I think you might want to reconsider that child you are about to have. If you are stupid enough to actually consider beating your child while it is still in the uterus possibly causing severe mental and/or physical problems then I don't think you know how to take care of a child and probably shouldn't have one at all.
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
03-24-2011, 12:13 AM
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Dear Bob, I think you might want to reconsider that child you are about to have. If you are stupid enough to actually consider beating your child while it is still in the uterus possibly causing severe mental and/or physical problems then I don't think you know how to take care of a child and probably shouldn't have one at all.
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The alternative is Hell. Guess what is the best approach here.
- Proverbs 23:13-14 "Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."
- Proverbs 13:24 "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."
Start hitting your child with a rod 16 weeks before birth!
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
03-24-2011, 12:18 AM
I am sure that while severely abusing your unborn child you are in effect also abusing your wife....and im pretty sure that is a form of domestic violence one way or another.
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
03-24-2011, 12:31 AM
I'm pretty sure that beating your wife(as comrade sonofagun mentioned) and your unborn child will cause you to go to hell anyway...
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
03-24-2011, 12:31 AM
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I am sure that while severely abusing your unborn child you are in effect also abusing your wife....and im pretty sure that is a form of domestic violence one way or another.
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So? If the Bible says we should do it, we should do it! It's that simple.
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Re: Best Song To Beat Kids To? -
03-24-2011, 12:35 AM
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So? If the Bible says we should do it, we should do it! It's that simple.
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