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Default Muslims are gaysexuals - 09-30-2015, 12:29 PM

Yeah, yeah, I hear you saying. We know that.
But it's official now. The son of the former governor of stampeding Mecca, is a sodomite.

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'Forced oral copulation': Saudi prince arrested
A Saudi prince was arrested at a hillside compound near Beverly Hills on Wednesday after being accused of trying to force a worker to perform a sex act on him, Los Angeles police allege.
Police were called to the property within a gated community after a caretaker at the home reported a disturbance, officials said. After officers interviewed people inside, a 28-year-old man identified as Saudi prince Majed bin Abdulaziz al-Saud was arrested on suspicion of forced oral copulation of an adult.
Neighbour Tennyson Collins said a resident reported seeing a bleeding woman scream for help as she tried to scale the property's 2.5-metre high wall on Wednesday afternoon.
When Mr Collins drove home from work after 1.30pm, police followed his car through the gates and on to the property, which he described as a compound.
Officers escorted some 20 people out of the house, many of them staff, Mr Collins said. The website Zillow valued the 22,000-square-foot property at $US37 million ($53 million).
Police said Prince Majed was renting the home.
Prince Majed was booked and freed on $US300,000 bail on Thursday afternoon, jail records show.
Police determined Prince Majed does not have immunity in this case, said LAPD Captain Tina Nieto.


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Default Re: Muslims are gaysexuals - 09-30-2015, 02:50 PM

Brother Farmer,
These vile feminine perverts are quick to scream "sthop opprething uththth" when reminded that their cult was founded by a homosexual con artist. Homo-hammed had sexual relations with his boyfriend Zahir on several occasions, according to over 40 Muslim Hadiths, and then to cover up his homosexuality, he pretended to be straight by marrying a 7 year old toddler girl.

A True Christian™ waits until a girl is fully matured into a woman of 10 years before taking her as his bride, but Homo-hammed married a 7 year old and then consummated her at 9. In his defense, he was never able to bear his seed during any act with any female because Mohammed was a gay homosexual pedophile who liked men to put their penises into his rectum.

In any case, Muslims today regularly force themselves upon boys, calling it a Holy Bacha Bazi for Allah and they justify this as part of their so-called "religion".

The Landover Boys Choir even wrote a nice little song about how Mohammed was a queer (and so were his followers). It's important that we warn boys of the dangers of these predatory muslims!



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Default Re: Muslims are gaysexuals - 10-01-2015, 01:27 AM

I can't begin to imagine oral copulation, let alone forced oral copulation. How would it even be possible without getting his tallywacker bitten off? There was no mention of an O ring or dental gag, which would be the very minimum of precautions he would have taken unless he threatened to have her parents in Kyoto killed and her baby sister kidnapped from the University of Tokyo if she didn't comply. But then that would be coerced oral copulation, not forced.

Nope, can't imagine how this could even be a real thing.


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Default Re: Muslims are gaysexuals - 10-01-2015, 03:50 PM

It seems like Muslim men will screw anything -- children, camels, each other, dead bodies -- except their own healthy adult women, whom they stone, behead, burn with acid, and cover head to toe in bedsheets. Yet feminists are obsessed with "manspreading."


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Mooselimb Re: Muslims are gaysexuals - 10-02-2015, 01:54 AM

According to Islams, gay sodomy is good when you do it for Allah(PBnJ) and you promise to kill people for not being an Islam. Allahu Fagbar!




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Default Re: Muslims are gaysexuals - 10-02-2015, 05:04 AM

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It seems like Muslim men will screw anything -- children, camels, each other, dead bodies -- except their own healthy adult women, whom they stone, behead, burn with acid, and cover head to toe in bedsheets. Yet feminists are obsessed with "manspreading."
One look at the hat that nancy boy "prince" is wearing (that looks like something right from Carmen Miranda) is enough to pronounce him gay - and don't invoke that "multiculturalism" crap.

And don't get me started on that lesbmanian devil feminazi "man spreading" crap either. Godly True Christian™ men have upstanding tallywhackers and a pair to go with them and their attempt to neuter us is a war on manly men everywhere.


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Default Re: Muslims are gaysexuals - 10-04-2015, 01:33 AM

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And don't get me started on that lesbmanian devil feminazi "manspreading" crap either. Godly True Christian™ men have upstanding tallywhackers and a pair to go with them and their attempt to neuter us is a war on manly men everywhere.
Absolutely right. Those family jewels need room to breathe. Not only that, they require some form of refrigeration to prevent their overheating. This fact has caused many a man to be falsely arrested for 'driving under the influence' when in reality they placed an ice-cold beer between their legs to keep everything cool down there. As for why the can was open-simple-evaporation! Alcohol evaporates quickly, facilitating cooling. The only thing more natural than a man in his car with a beer between his legs is a man in his car with a half evaporated can of beer between his legs and eleven fully evaporated cans in the floorboard.

Other than that, if those windbag women would shed a couple of feet of blubber from their fat fannies there would be plenty of room for everyone to sit.


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