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Default Hey guy, Steve here. - 02-27-2015, 08:48 PM

Hey guy, Steve here.

I'm a big fan of my Holman Christian Standard Bible and I am hoping to be welcomed here.

I look forward to talking about scripture with you guys.
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Default Re: Hey guy, Steve here. - 02-27-2015, 09:05 PM

Welcome Mr Toast. I'd also love to discuss the Bible with you, but this is your introduction thread and we still don't know a thing about you. Care to fill us in?


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Default Re: Hey guy, Steve here. - 02-27-2015, 09:11 PM

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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Hey guy, Steve here. - 02-27-2015, 09:13 PM

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There are quite a lot of us, no True Chistian™ here is named Guy (as far as I can recall) and many of us are ladies.

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Default Re: Hey guy, Steve here. - 02-27-2015, 09:18 PM

Hi Steve, and welcome! Tell us about yourself! How many children has your wife born for you? Do you home educate them? Do you teach the boys to hunt? Do your girls treat you like their future husband? How many Purity Balls have you had the pleasure of enjoying?



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Hey guy, Steve here. - 02-27-2015, 09:31 PM

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Hi Steve, and welcome! Tell us about yourself! How many children has your wife born for you? Do you home educate them? Do you teach the boys to hunt? Do your girls treat you like their future husband? How many Purity Balls have you had the pleasure of enjoying?

Hey Mary

I currently don't have a wife or girlfriend as I devote all my time to our lord and saviour Jesus Christ. Hypothetically, if I had children, I wouldn't educate them as I don't believe in diverting their attention from our lord and saviour, Jesus Chirst.

I hope this helps,

Steve.
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Default Re: Hey guy, Steve here. - 02-27-2015, 10:12 PM

Oh bless you, Mr. Toast! I do agree with you that nothing should distract our children's attention from fearing and obeying their Heavenly Father (Ecclesiastes 12:13). To this end, we homeschool using the King James Version Holy Bible exclusively. Ignorant children cannot serve the LORD like educated ones, and who knows, they may need to build a boat one day, or preach to the unsaved heathen afar. Amazingly, no one in the entire world knew how to build a boat when the LORD rained down the Great Flood. Noah was the only sailor at the time, having listened to God's Word and being able to discern it from drunken hallucinations. What an amazingly Righteous man. I pray my children never get caught off guard or fail to recognize the sound of the Shepherd's Voice.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Hey guy, Steve here. - 02-27-2015, 11:28 PM

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I'm a big fan of my Holman Christian Standard Bible and I am hoping to be welcomed here.
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The New Testament of the Holman bible is translated from the Alexandrian manuscripts rather than the Textus Receptus of the KJV Bible.


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Default Re: Hey guy, Steve here. - 02-28-2015, 01:11 PM

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Hey Mary

I currently don't have a wife or girlfriend as I devote all my time to our lord and saviour Jesus Christ. Hypothetically, if I had children, I wouldn't educate them as I don't believe in diverting their attention from our lord and saviour, Jesus Chirst.

I hope this helps,

Steve.
No, not really. I don't normally read the Holman but checked out PAGE ONE and yes, there it was:

GENESIS 1
27
So God created man in His own image;
He created him in the image of God;
He created them male and female.
28a God blessed them, and God said to them, “Be fruitful, multiply
Holman .. look up . context

Hypothetically, if you believed The Bible you would follow God's commandments. So I looked a little bit more:

PROVERBS 22
6
Teach a youth about the way he should go;
even when he is old he will not depart from it.
Holman .. look up . context

Why should I conclude other than that having rejected God's Just Commandment to be fruitful you've continued down the slippery passage to where teaching is another "mistake" made by The Creator in instructing His creation?

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I hope this helps,

Steve.
Mr Toast, I must say you are not off to a good start. So far all you've told us that you read an adulterated version of God's Word, that you are not married and producing soldiers for Christ as God commanded, and that you can't spell.

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Default Re: Hey guy, Steve here. - 03-01-2015, 05:58 AM

Mr. Toast,

As a married Christian lady, I must agree that your view on education is true. As I've stated before, I'm a highly educated woman; however, it is all in vain and God-mocking if I have not put it to serving Him in all I do.

However, I'm concerned about your lack of wife and children. Who does your laundry, your cooking? It's not manly to do those things yourself (that's what women are for!) and you should not live with your parents (you are an adult after all, right?). Also, more importantly, why are you using the lie-filled "bible". We all know the true Bible is a KJV Bible. Thus, don't spit on and spite Jesus with your garbage; it does not have the true commands on how to get to heaven (remember, you have to follow all of them)!

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Default Re: Hey guy, Steve here. - 03-01-2015, 03:10 PM

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Ha! You just had your @$$ handed to you by a woman, Toast! How humiliating!
Mr. Witch Hammer,

Forgive me if I said anything out of line; I do not want to seem greater than a man ("For Adam was first formed, then Eve." 1 Timothy 2:13) but I also wanted to do my best in reprimanding him ("The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly." Proverbs 20:30).

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Default Re: Hey guy, Steve here. - 03-01-2015, 09:16 PM

I have to say that I have taken quite a scuttling in this thread.

Why am I met with so much hostility? I've even received an infraction for apparently 'slathering' over Mary.

What gives guys?
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Default Re: Hey guy, Steve here. - 03-01-2015, 09:27 PM

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I have to say that I have taken quite a scuttling in this thread.

Why am I met with so much hostility? I've even received an infraction for apparently 'slathering' over Mary.

What gives guys?
Are you not manly enough to take a few lumps for Jesus' sake?

If I were you, I would accept our kindly, well intentioned rebukes with humility. Uppityness is not a characteristic that Christ appreciates!
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I have to say that I have taken quite a scuttling in this thread.

Why am I met with so much hostility? I've even received an infraction for apparently 'slathering' over Mary.

What gives guys?
That´s just the way it is,



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Default Re: Hey guy, Steve here. - 03-01-2015, 09:44 PM

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Mr. Witch Hammer,

Forgive me if I said anything out of line; I do not want to seem greater than a man ("For Adam was first formed, then Eve." 1 Timothy 2:13) but I also wanted to do my best in reprimanding him ("The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly." Proverbs 20:30).

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Don't worry, sister, you are blameless in this matter. I think Christ only desires you to utterly submit to real Men™, not wishy-washy effeminate abominations like this guy.
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Default Re: Hey guy, Steve here. - 03-01-2015, 10:17 PM

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I have to say that I have taken quite a scuttling in this thread.

Why am I met with so much hostility? I've even received an infraction for apparently 'slathering' over Mary.

What gives guys?
Mr. Steve, what you fail to realize is that we are NOT trying to hurt, rather help, Think of it this way. If you see a child try to steal something, would you encourage the child to steal, or reprimand and discipline the child in order for the child to never steal again and be a law abiding citizen. The only difference between the scenario I just presented and you, is that you are a young man, and rather than stealing, you are offending God in almost all you do, which is far worse. So, take our reprimands as help to lead you to Christ. "The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly." Proverbs 20:30 Also see "Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die." Proverbs 23:1


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