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Did Jews sink the Titanic? -
05-14-2009, 03:55 AM
I wanted to watch this awesome video of one of my favourite Chick tracts. It cleverly mixes faith with history to teach our children both. Sometimes I think schools should just mix the two subjects together. history and Jesus go hand-in-hand.
Sadly I cant no more. Some secular suits have gone an ruined a good timeless classic by censoring the volume. Typical move of them to silence the Truth.
Puttin the hand over the mouth of God? I think I smell jewery afoot! Did yall know the guy who owned the ship was named ISMAY!? He was a penny pinching hook nose who challenged GOD to sink his ship so that he could collect insurance claim. Then like the yellow weasel joo he was, he became a transvestite and saved his ass at first chance he got. Its true! I saw it on TV! All the while innocent Christian women and children were sent to an early trip homeward to Pappa God . Its no secret that ismay was a leechy pervert too. TITanic? Yall think the Jews wouldnt be so obvious.
Cathylick Irish built the ship for the Jews who owned it so my Lord-tuned nose smells a Jew-Cathyolick conspiracy!
Is it possible to reopen a 100 ye old murder case?
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Re: Did Jews sink the Titanic? -
05-14-2009, 06:01 PM
Well those old jooze "Bombed" every time one of them got onstage at a Resort in the KillCats Mountains.
So I Certainly wouldn't put it a'past them
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Re: Did Jews sink the Titanic? -
05-14-2009, 06:45 PM
I know that iceberg sounds like a Jewish name...
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Re: Did Jews sink the Titanic? -
05-14-2009, 06:59 PM
The reason there weren't more lifeboats is "someone" decided to save a little money.
Sound familiar?
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Re: Did Jews sink the Titanic? -
05-14-2009, 07:27 PM
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I know that iceberg sounds like a Jewish name...
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That is Hilarious
The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine." Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
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Re: Did Jews sink the Titanic? -
05-14-2009, 07:32 PM
Please, and I mean this respectfully, Brother, remember that many good Christians lost their lives at the hands of the Hebraics running that particular show.
The submerged Titanic has been deemed an official graveyard...a tribute to the unsuspecting Christians who unwittingly let the hands of the Hebraics steer the wheel.
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Re: Did Jews sink the Titanic? -
05-14-2009, 10:02 PM
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Please, and I mean this respectfully, Brother, remember that many good Christians lost their lives at the hands of the Hebraics running that particular show.
The submerged Titanic has been deemed an official graveyard...a tribute to the unsuspecting Christians who unwittingly let the hands of the Hebraics steer the wheel.
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Miz Cookie, most a us is at da mercy of da Joos ebery single day!. Aye is sho they not only sunks da Titanic but tossed da po womin and chilrens off da lifeboats, too. It's no wonder our Lawd punished dem ober and ober.
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Re: Did Jews sink the Titanic? -
05-14-2009, 11:44 PM
Mrs Johnson, your concerns are mine too. I hear you are a fair and independent witness in these matters, as you are forced to work for a jooish lady - perhaps she might know something?
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Re: Did Jews sink the Titanic? -
05-15-2009, 01:48 AM
Is there a way to divert the "reparation money" the Hebraics will be getting from Germany over to the surviving family members of the millions they killed on the Titanic?
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Re: Did Jews sink the Titanic? -
05-15-2009, 07:42 AM
I always thought the Titanic sank because GHOST SHARK, minion of SATAN rose out of the depths and sank its teeth in her hull, in order to dissuade people from SACRED HOTEL AND TRAVEL INDUSTRY...
But this is an interesting theory, nonetheless. A couple things I noted to support the Jews sinking this great marvel...
1) Titanic sank off the Grand BANKS of Newfoundland. It's possible Titanic struck a SECRET UNDERWATER JEWISH BANK, a clandestine headquarters for Jewish world control of the money supply?
2) Bruce Ismay had a son-in-law named George CHEAPE. Hmm...
3) Several ships responded, including Mount Temple...but "didn't get there on time".
4) Wikipedia: "The Carpathia dropped off the empty Titanic lifeboats at Pier 59, as property of the White Star Line, before unloading the survivors at Pier 54." Again, we see a priority for PROPERTY AND MONEY before helping the surviving people...interesting
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In a remarkable case anticipating the events of 9/11, Jewish passengers were warned beforehand of the disaster. A nightwatchman noted, just 3 hours before collision, "a couple of hook-nosed men, thoroughly scrutinizing the lifeboats, and talking to each other in Yiddish and seemed to be formulating some kind of plan."
Later, just 15 minutes before the iceberg was spotted, a 1st class couple, Mr and Mrs Finkleman inquired to a steward about the quickest route to the lifeboats and how hard did the iceberg hit. Perplexed, the steward asked the Finklemans, "What iceberg". The Finklemans looked at each other, and said to him "Er...nevermind. Forget it." then scurried off.
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Hosea 9:7 The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.
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Re: Did Jews sink the Titanic? -
05-15-2009, 02:00 PM
Great GOD, Sirs, might you be....Charleton Heston???
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Re: Did Jews sink the Titanic? -
05-15-2009, 04:03 PM
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I know that iceberg sounds like a Jewish name...
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Icebergs. Let's see....they're quite Cold, they can be Destructive, and they tend to stick to their own groups. I do believe you may be on to something.
And to SUV: Actually, I've had people tell me that my avatar looks more like Kenny Rogers!
SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.
Hosea 9:7 The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.
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Re: Did Jews sink the Titanic? -
05-15-2009, 10:09 PM
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Is there a way to divert the "reparation money" the Hebraics will be getting from Germany over to the surviving family members of the millions they killed on the Titanic?
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Ayes gonna make sure Miz Berfa send all her monies ober to dis here Church.
My very own great cousin Mr LeeTyrone Jackson watched wif his berry eyes Joo men takin ober da lifeboats on the Titanic where he worked as a janitor. It was a miricle from ds Lawd hisself he made it off da boat alive!
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Re: Did Jews sink the Titanic? -
05-15-2009, 10:12 PM
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Miz SUV, doncha no dat Charleton Hestons real name is Hestowitz? He caint be our Lawd, he a joo!
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Re: Did Jews sink the Titanic? -
05-15-2009, 10:57 PM
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Ayes gonna make sure Miz Berfa send all her monies ober to dis here Church.
My very own great cousin Mr LeeTyrone Jackson watched wif his berry eyes Joo men takin ober da lifeboats on the Titanic where he worked as a janitor. It was a miricle from ds Lawd hisself he made it off da boat alive!
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That is very good of you, Sister Johnson, and I know we're all very happy your cousin escaped the Titanic, too.
We can use him as a witness now!
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Re: Did Jews sink the Titanic? -
05-15-2009, 11:15 PM
I didnt know there were any nigras on the Titanic. There was an ol bluegrass song about how the Captain told Jack Johnson wasnt allowed to get into first class cus he was a nig er well he wasnt allow for obvious reasons. Can you imagine a surly weightlifter hob-nobbin with the white first class ladies?
Ms Johnson is yer great Uncle Tom still alive to testify?
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Re: Did Jews sink the Titanic? -
05-16-2009, 07:24 PM
I don't know if the Jews sank the Titanic but if it sank it was gods' will, and should not be mocked.
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Re: Did Jews sink the Titanic? -
05-16-2009, 08:15 PM
We only worship one God here, PeteyT. You should know that by now.
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Re: Did Jews sink the Titanic? -
05-26-2009, 07:22 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, I have with me undeniable PROOF of Jewish responsibility for the sinking of the Titanic. I'm sorry, but I CANNOT reveal to you how I obtained this CLASSIFIED INFORMATION.
As you can see, there is CLEARLY a Menorah on top of THE iceberg responsible for the Titanic's untimely demise. Need I say more?
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Re: Did Jews sink the Titanic? -
05-26-2009, 07:30 PM
Wow, Jed, nice work!
That's yet another catastrophe the Jews were responsible for, much like World War I and II, the Great Depression, or the McRib only being available for a limited time ( )!
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