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Exclamation Disciplining my teenage niece; your thoughts and prayers welcomed! - 08-10-2011, 10:32 AM

She actually is my ex daughter-in-law, while she keeps calling me “unclie”.

Her mother - my ex-wife’s older sister - lost her elderly, well-off husband way too soon. He died from heart stroke while performing his Christian duty (as per Genesis 1:28, Genesis 2:24, etc.). Some might call her life-style frivolous; unfortunately, God has cursed her by excessive “drive” (in terms of Ezekiel 23:19-20). On the other side, she’s very generous and forthcoming - in her own way. Anyway, I was offering some consolation to a poor woman after her loss. Later I even tried to substitute fatherly figure to her daughter. And no, I’m NOT her biological father - timing doesn’t match at all!

I KNOW that I failed as a Christian (as per Proverbs 22:15, Hebrews 12:6); I’m praying to God for forgiveness and strength.

I was trying to provide moral guidelines to her, but I was too weak. She was such a sweet child, even after she turned into a wild one – unfortunately, she has her mother’s nature… and stature by now. At her 18 she looks anything but childish.

I wasn’t strict enough. I should’ve used a rod (as per Proverbs 22:15) instead of my bare hand – I thought that would do, but apparently it didn’t; even worse. She started openly defying my authority, dressing and behaving inappropriately in front of me – wearing parts of her mother’s not-overly-decent wardrobe, including excessive high heels. At first I thought that’s just a sign of youthful defiance, alas...

Recently, I even tried to keep myself away from her; but SHE called me and asked with acted innocent voice “Unclie, don’t you care for your favorite niece anymore?” – like she was provoking me! I said to myself “That’s it; I’m going to teach her a lesson!”

The whole ordeal reminds me on Genesis 19:32-34 and especially on Genesis 38:15-16 When Judah saw her, he thought her [to be] an harlot; because she had covered her face. And he turned unto her by the way, and said, Go to, I pray thee, let me come in unto thee; for he knew not that she [was] his daughter in law. And she said, What wilt thou give me, that thou mayest come in unto me?

She was expecting me dressed like a harlot – high heels and a stretchy dress that was barely covering her bubbly behind. She moaned “I wuz a bad, baaaad girl. I deserve to be punished, unclie!” From this point on everything was like in a blur; I don’t know how I got her bent over my knees, but she wasn’t wearing anything underneath her dress – for shame! I lost control; I stared punishing her really hard. Oh yes, she started to groan – not giggling as usually – but, unfortunately, not out of pain alone. Finally, I … had an “issue” (in terms of Ezekiel 23:20) without touching myself, I swear!

I felt lost while she looked at me with a blissful expression on her face and said: “Unclie, don’t be sad, please; you did what you had to do. Oh look… you did a naughty thing down here! Me too!” Then she smirked at me and walked away. Just like that.

The moral of this story should be: If you’d hit it, hit it hard ON TIME - before it’s too late.

Pray for my soul, brothers and sisters, please. Yours advices are welcomed as well.

YiC

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Default Re: Disciplining my teenage daughter-in-law; your thoughts and prayers welcomed! - 08-10-2011, 07:03 PM

I am so sorry you had to go through this, Brother Dan. That sounds absolutely terrifying! I must admit, I felt the bile rising in my throat at around paragraph #8.

This is a prime example of why children need some sense beaten into them EARLY, before they begin playing the harlot. I'm afraid it may be too late for this girl. However honorable your intentions were, I think your punishment just made things worse. Looks like your only hope is to find a strong husband to keep her under control, and fast!


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I will be praying that your stepdaughter finds the light of Jesus, and that you made a swift recovery from this humiliating and disgusting ordeal. Praise the Lord, and may He forgive you in full!
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Default Re: Disciplining my teenage "niece"; your thoughts and prayers welcomed! - 08-11-2011, 09:40 AM

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...I will be praying that your stepdaughter finds the light of Jesus, and that you made a swift recovery from this humiliating and disgusting ordeal. Praise the Lord, and may He forgive you in full!
Brother, thank you for your payers and understanding.

I guess my confused writings mislead you; she’s neither my stepdaughter nor my ex daughter-in-law (as I wrote). I’m not married to her mother - I’m just, um, consoling her for her loss (of elderly husband some 15 years ago). It takes time, you know.

Initially I wrote “ex niece”, but it somehow didn’t sound right to me. Years of living in the Godless land of Eurabia are taking their toll on me. Indigenes here are speaking in tongues like in the Tower of Babel. For worse, many of them don’t even understand English – God’s favorite language - regardless how slow and loud you speak to them.

For shame!


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Default Re: Disciplining my teenage niece; your thoughts and prayers welcomed! - 08-13-2011, 12:46 AM

I'm afraid there is only one course of action you can take here. You must take her before the church elders, and stone her to death. First, for being a harlot and second, for tempting you into unholiness. She might even be a witch from what you've written.


"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
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Default Re: Disciplining my teenage niece; your thoughts and prayers welcomed! - 08-14-2011, 09:08 PM

Remember mark 9 43-50


If I were in your position I would certainly Pray Night and day for our LORDS Forgiveness.

If I were not worthy to receive His forgiveness. I would certainly be happy to enter the LORDS kingdom unwhole, Than quench in the eternal fiery depths of hell Begin poked my the devil with his pitchfork.

And on your harlot ex daughter in law.
"She moaned “I wuz a bad, baaaad girl. I deserve to be punished, unclie!”"

She needs to be punished. In the olden days she would have met worldly end On a cross or begin stoned. And thats how things should be done even now days. But our society has turned their backs towards The glory of god and Cant see his righteus will clearly.


I dont know what you should do to her so you wont get killed yourself. (wich would make you a martyr and it indeed would be glorious and show the wrongness of our society)


Hmm. I suggest you either stone her or give her a good spanking and lock her in the cellar till she learns how to behave like a christian woman.


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Default Re: Disciplining my teenage niece; your thoughts and prayers welcomed! - 08-15-2011, 08:54 PM

Lot got drunk and impregnated both of his daughters, yet the New Testament tells us that Lot was a righteous man. If God could forgive Lot, I'm sure that He will forgive you, too.

BTW, a large tithe never hurts in matters like this, especially if it takes the form of unmarked notes in an envelope. At least that's what Pastor Ezekiel keeps telling me when I screw up, and who knows more about sin than Pastor Ezekiel?


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