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Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me? -
06-18-2007, 04:24 AM
The only time my Honeypie, Pastor Zeke beats me is when I deserve it.
Like talking out of line in church.......burning his steak or interrupting him when he is doing something important.
I should know better and got my just deserts.
Humble, Sister Thumper
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Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me? -
06-18-2007, 04:39 AM
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I got all the help and council I need from Landover's fine pastors when I converted from the filthy catlick cult to True Christianity, and Jesus Himself guides me through His Word. How can I get it through your thick skull that this is right and it's God's plan for women everywhere?
Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
1Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
5:23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
5:24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.
1 Peter 3:1 Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;
3:2 While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear.
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.....when people post verses or quotes or whatever I don't even read them...I just skip to the end .
anyway; long story short. It is wrong for men to beat women just like it is wrong for women to beat men. so please talk to a psychiatrist.
--best wishes and lots of ((hugz))
--Blessed Be,
-Dragon.
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Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me? -
06-18-2007, 05:01 AM
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Originally Posted by GothicDragon
.....when people post verses or quotes or whatever I don't even read them...I just skip to the end .
anyway; long story short. It is wrong for men to beat women just like it is wrong for women to beat men. so please talk to a psychiatrist.
--best wishes and lots of ((hugz))
--Blessed Be,
-Dragon.
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First you disparage my faith and God's Word, which is bad enough (your wilful disobedience of Him makes you far more in need of therapy than I every will be), but now you try to hex me with a Wicced curse?
Take that back, or face some Godly infraction points!
Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
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Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me? -
06-18-2007, 08:32 PM
No one should be beating anyone. That's called domestic violence. Nest time he should does it, you should call 911. Burning a steak is no reason to hit you. The approipate response for that would be:
"Honey, you seemed to have burned my steak. Could you please make me another, and check the stove more often?"
Problem solved.
It's times like this I'm sorta glad that I have a pushover for a boyfriend.
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Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me? -
06-18-2007, 08:46 PM
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Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?
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Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me? -
06-21-2007, 08:45 AM
What ever, I give up. If you want to let your husband *cough*womanbeater*cough* beat you, then that is you rproblem, just don't go crying to people when he breaks your arm or attempts to kill you someday.
still wishing you all the best.
--Dragon.
PS: good luck with that psychiatrist you are seeing. I hope it helps.
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Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me? -
06-21-2007, 08:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Miss Hikari
No one should be beating anyone. That's called domestic violence. Nest time he should does it, you should call 911. Burning a steak is no reason to hit you. The approipate response for that would be:
"Honey, you seemed to have burned my steak. Could you please make me another, and check the stove more often?"
Problem solved.
It's times like this I'm sorta glad that I have a pushover for a boyfriend.
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That or get a boyfriend like me, who'd eat it anyways and not really care that it was burnt, since you went to the trouble to actually make me food in the first place.
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Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me? -
06-21-2007, 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by GothicDragon
PS: good luck with that psychiatrist you are seeing. I hope it helps.
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I am NOT seeing a psychiatrist, and I'd really appreciated it if you wouldn't spread lies about me like that!
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Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me? -
06-21-2007, 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Miss Hikari
No one should be beating anyone. That's called domestic violence. Nest time he should does it, you should call 911. Burning a steak is no reason to hit you. The approipate response for that would be:
"Honey, you seemed to have burned my steak. Could you please make me another, and check the stove more often?"
Problem solved.
It's times like this I'm sorta glad that I have a pushover for a boyfriend.
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You boyfriend sounds like a damned queer to me.
Its a woman's job to cook a Man's steak exactly the way he likes it. It isn't rocket science. If a woman gets away with burning steaks, then what's next? Burning BRAS, that's what!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me? -
06-21-2007, 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
You boyfriend sounds like a damned queer to me.
Its a woman's job to cook a Man's steak exactly the way he likes it. It isn't rocket science. If a woman gets away with burning steaks, then what's next? Burning BRAS, that's what!
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How exactly did you manage to eat regularly before you and Thump hooked up?
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Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me? -
06-21-2007, 01:02 PM
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How exactly did you manage to eat regularly before you and Thump hooked up?
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Servants.
I am supplied with a never-ending supply of them by Brother Worthington. Usually they're around 14 and from some indonesian cesspool. They never talk back and take beatings quite well, as a servant should.
Exodus 21:20-21
And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.
Ephesians 6:5
Servants, be obedient to them that are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ.
Colossians 3:22
Servants, obey in all things your masters according to the flesh; not with eyeservice, as menpleasers; but in singleness of heart, fearing God.
1 Timothy 6:1
Let as many servants as are under the yoke count their own masters worthy of all honour, that the name of God and his doctrine be not blasphemed.
Titus 2:9-10
Exhort servants to be obedient unto their own masters, and to please them well in all things; not answering again; Not purloining, but shewing all good fidelity; that they may adorn the doctrine of God our Saviour in all things.
1 Peter 2:18
Servants, be subject to your masters with all fear; not only to the good and gentle, but also to the froward.
I especially like that whole "fear and trembling" thing.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me? -
06-21-2007, 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Servants.
I am supplied with a never-ending supply of them by Brother Worthington. Usually they're around 14 and from some indonesian cesspool. They never talk back and take beatings quite well, as a servant should.
Exodus 21:20-21
And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.
Ephesians 6:5
Servants, be obedient to them that are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ.
Colossians 3:22
Servants, obey in all things your masters according to the flesh; not with eyeservice, as menpleasers; but in singleness of heart, fearing God.
1 Timothy 6:1
Let as many servants as are under the yoke count their own masters worthy of all honour, that the name of God and his doctrine be not blasphemed.
Titus 2:9-10
Exhort servants to be obedient unto their own masters, and to please them well in all things; not answering again; Not purloining, but shewing all good fidelity; that they may adorn the doctrine of God our Saviour in all things.
1 Peter 2:18
Servants, be subject to your masters with all fear; not only to the good and gentle, but also to the froward.
I especially like that whole "fear and trembling" thing.
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You are disgusting.
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Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me? -
06-21-2007, 01:32 PM
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You are disgusting.
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Well thank you for expressing your heathen "love". Very "tolerant" of you.
Not.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me? -
06-21-2007, 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Well thank you for expressing your heathen "love". Very "tolerant" of you.
Not.
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There is nothing tolerable about slavery.
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Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me? -
06-21-2007, 01:35 PM
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There is nothing tolerable about slavery.
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Take it up with God, you hateful sack of sin.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me? -
06-21-2007, 01:53 PM
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... you hateful sack of sin.
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Coming from the likes of you, I'll take that as a sign that I'm doing something right.
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Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me? -
06-21-2007, 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Joo
That or get a boyfriend like me, who'd eat it anyways and not really care that it was burnt, since you went to the trouble to actually make me food in the first place.
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You're very sweet. Wish there were more men like you in the world. My boyfriend would most likely pretend to eat it, but throw it out, thinking he was witty.
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
You boyfriend sounds like a damned queer to me.
Its a woman's job to cook a Man's steak exactly the way he likes it. It isn't rocket science. If a woman gets away with burning steaks, then what's next? Burning BRAS, that's what!
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My boyfriend in 100% Straight, thank you very much. I've never cooked for him, and I want to go to cooking school, so I don't screw up... My mom thinks it's a waste of money, so that won't be happening soon. Oh well.
*burns a bra* I love the smell of burnt bra in the morning, don't you? Now... Get me that soda you promised me, please?
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Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me? -
06-21-2007, 03:35 PM
My wife Delores and I have an equal partnership. I provide our financial needs, and she keeps her damn mouth shut.
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Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me? -
06-21-2007, 03:39 PM
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My wife Delores and I have an equal partnership. I provide our financial needs, and she keeps her damn mouth shut.
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If you consider that truly equal, then you shouldn't mind trading places - let her make money, and you keep your damn mouth shut.
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Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me? -
06-21-2007, 09:15 PM
My mum makes the money in our family, ever since my dad had heart problems he can't really work or do...well much of anything.
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