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Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car! -
06-06-2009, 12:57 AM
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If this isn't a symptom of what will happen when the Gay agenda catches on full-force, I don't know what is. A formerly true-blue American auto-maker of the Dodge RAM gets forced by Obama to make the fagmobile "Dodge Caliber" and what happens? It is run out of business faster than a black man out of a convenience store.
Personally I refuse to be seen in anything with less than a V6, and even then only in rare occasions. In my younger and more enthusiastic days before I moved to a sublevel apartment to save some scratch for the wife that I am waiting for God to provide for me, I owned this, a true man-mobile.
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Nice wheels! Hell, even I drive a big SUV! If it does better than 6 MPH it's GAY!
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Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car! -
06-06-2009, 03:06 AM
This thread is a bit gay.
Some people simply can't afford the cars they like.
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Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car! -
06-06-2009, 03:38 AM
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This thread is a bit gay.
Some people simply can't afford the cars they like.
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You're missing the whole point. No one is twisting anyone's arm to buy a Dodge Caliber. People buy Calibers out of their own volition. Why? Because they are gay. The Dodge Caliber is a Gay (Homosexual) Friendly car and homos flock to Dodge dealerships to grab these up. I drove past a Dodge dealership the other day and saw a bunch of queens and fruits in a crowd. I thought they were handing out Liza Minelli tickets, but as it turns out, the dealership was just offering $3000 cash back on all new Calibers.
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Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car! -
06-06-2009, 05:20 AM
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eh? I'm not familiar with this salutation, but bless you anyways!
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Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car! -
06-06-2009, 02:27 PM
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eh? I'm not familiar with this salutation, but bless you anyways!
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Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car! -
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Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car! -
06-07-2009, 07:17 PM
This is the gayest car ever.
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Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car! -
06-07-2009, 07:28 PM
How boys become gay.
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Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car! -
06-07-2009, 07:35 PM
This is the least gay car of all time:
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Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car! -
06-07-2009, 07:42 PM
This is the least gay car that has a living driver.
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Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car! -
06-07-2009, 08:02 PM
Proof of gayness.
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Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car! -
06-07-2009, 08:22 PM
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Proof of gayness.
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10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car! -
06-07-2009, 09:21 PM
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Jeff Gordon praises Jesus every time he wins. He praises Jesus all the time. Lazarus, what are you trying to insinuate?
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Many gays praise Jesus.
http://gay-christians.org/
Of course God hates them.
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Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car! -
06-10-2009, 07:00 AM
While I have no proof of Jeff Gordon's sexual orientation (he's most likely a homo) I did find a very disturbing Caliber/sodomite connection.
There is a well known gay porn star named Lexington Steele. There is a (pardon me Pastors) sex toy that is supposedly molded directly from his "thing".
It is called the Lex Caliber Black Realistic Dildo: Dimensions: 9 1/4" x 2"
Not only is this beyond disgusting, there is NO WAY that something that enormous could be real. They are LYING about it really being like his real "thing."
God wouldn't make a "thing" that big. What would be the point?
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Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car! -
06-10-2009, 08:11 AM
Like a gay person could have a beautiful Christian wife
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Jeff realized that true peace and happiness can only come when God is in the driver's seat. He decided to surrender his life completely to the Lord. "Before, I was totally focused on driving. How it went on the track was my life," Jeff recalls. "Becoming a Christian changed my priorities. Now God comes first, then my wife and family, and then racing. I think being a Christian has made me a better husband and son and a better driver."
"I just try to keep my focus on God, trust Him, and ask Him to help me handle things," Jeff explains. And whenever he has the opportunity, Gordon shares with others the source of his peace and strength: "A lot has happened to me over the past few years: a lot of race wins, some championships. But the greatest thing that has happened to me is my personal relationship with Jesus Christ."
You, too, can experience the peace and fulfillment that Jeff has found, by beginning your own personal relationship with Christ. You might pray something like this:
Dear God, I realize that I am a sinner in need of a Savior. I believe that Jesus died on the cross for my sins and was raised three days later, conquering death. Please forgive my sins and be Lord of my life. In Jesus' name, Amen.
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10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car! -
06-10-2009, 08:16 AM
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Brother Eliot, I stand corrected. I made an assumption based on rumors and his rainbow car. Thank for posting that inspirational story!
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Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car! -
06-10-2009, 06:58 PM
Jeff Gordon drives a car based on the Impala, not the caliper. Has been married twice, both time to former models.
But Chevy, a great homer brand, will soon shock the world with the news of there other drivers.
Dale Jr and Tony Stewart are both very popular drivers, and both always drive Chevy's. Both are in there 30's, but have never been married. Never seen with a lot of cute girlfriends. So in the final act of america's gay acceptance, it will be revealed that Nascar's most popular drivers are not only gay, but secret lovers.
Ton's of people worship JR, so when they find this out, it will only mean to many young fans, that are baptist to boot, that being gay is COOL. But it is only another nail in the coffin of a real christian nation.
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Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car! -
06-10-2009, 07:12 PM
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Jeff Gordon drives a car based on the Impala, not the caliper. Has been married twice, both time to former models.
But Chevy, a great homer brand, will soon shock the world with the news of there other drivers.
Dale Jr and Tony Stewart are both very popular drivers, and both always drive Chevy's. Both are in there 30's, but have never been married. Never seen with a lot of cute girlfriends. So in the final act of america's gay acceptance, it will be revealed that Nascar's most popular drivers are not only gay, but secret lovers.
Ton's of people worship JR, so when they find this out, it will only mean to many young fans, that are baptist to boot, that being gay is COOL. But it is only another nail in the coffin of a real christian nation.
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I think I vomited in my mouth.
Is there no end to lengths homosexuals will go? Dale "The Intimidator" Earnhardt probably weeped in heaven after finding out his son was a sissy queer.
I once had respect for Nascar. Now I see it is full of Japs and fags.
May God bless the few true American drivers!
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Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car! -
06-10-2009, 07:58 PM
What about the Hybrid Prius, the Tesla, and the Volt? Could anything be more disgustingly homersexural than saving gasoline?
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Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car! -
06-10-2009, 08:08 PM
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What about the Hybrid Prius, the Tesla, and the Volt? Could anything be more disgustingly homersexural than saving gasoline?
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Godly point Brother Worthington. Only an Islamic terrorist is into fuel economy. As good Christians we know Jesus has promised us every last drop of oil in the ground.
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