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The Microwave Oven - A Tool Of Satan! -
11-27-2011, 03:25 AM
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I was recently shopping online for one of these new microwave oven things. My wife's always been going on about wanting one, and I thought it would make an excellent Christmas gift.
Anyways, while I was searching, I came across THIS -
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Man puts his child in microwave oven. Wife claims the devil made him do it.
“Satan saw my husband as a threat,” Eva Mauldin told Houston television station KHOU-TV.
A grand jury indicted Joshua Mauldin last week on child injury charges after hearing evidence that he placed the two-month-old in a motel microwave for 10 to 20 seconds.
The infant, Ana Marie, remains hospitalized. She suffered burns on the left side of her face and to her left hand, police said.
Police said Joshua Mauldin told them he put Ana Marie in the microwave because he was under stress. Eva Maudlin denied it.
“He would never do anything to hurt her. He loves her,” she said.
She is hoping to be reunited with her daughter, but Child Protective Services is working to have the parental rights severed.
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And it got me to thinking, what do we REALLY know about the Microwave Oven? I mean, how do they REALLY work? When I put my hand in one, I feel no heat. Yet are we supposed to trust that somehow our food gets 'magically' cooked in these things, when we see no gas flame or heated electric elements?
Yes, we are 'told' that 'invisible' particles of 'microwaves' bombard the food placed inside these devices, and they somehow 'magically' cook the food? Are we seriously expected to believe in something we can't even see? No, friends, I have never seen a 'microwave' in my entire life. Have you? So how do we know these waves really exist? How do we know this isn't just another part of the Satanic / Jew / Illuminati Conspiracy - to have a Microwave Oven in EVERY HOME TO USE AGAINST US??!
How could they use these things against us? To spy on us? To watch our every move? Or to curse members of our families? I have heard tales where hot drinks that were heated in these devices have SCALDED children!
Or is it something FAR MORE SINISTER??!
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Iowa City Woman Reports Haunted Microwave
Linn: A friend and former co-worker of mine, Sally Woolson, reported to me recently that some two years ago she had had a brush with the paranormal. I report this now because the residence hall in which she lived at the time, Mayflower, on the University of Iowa campus, may be suffering from ghostly disturbances even now.
The incidents began in the fall of 1995, during Woolson's sophomore year, which was also her first in Mayflower. She claims that neither she nor her roommate, Alicia, felt anything was strange about the room when they first moved in. In fact, it wasn't until the middle of September that the disturbances began.
Woolson had received a microwave oven from a relative and decided to try it out one late summer night. When plugged in, the Black Magic Chef brand microwave oven only read "6". Woolson pushed a variety of other buttons, but only sixes would appear, and then no more than three of them at once: </B>666---the Number of the Beast. Other than the display, though, the microwave oven functioned properly, although Woolson and her roommate were understandably loathe to use it.
Finally she called the Black Magic Chef Microwave company in Alabama, and explained her situation. She received no help from the company, however. Instead, a sarcastic voice told her, "Honey, you've got more problems than just a broken microwave display."
Woolson's microwave wasn't the only sign of haunting in Mayflower hall, though. She also reports lights turning off and on without warning, objects mysteriously falling off shelves, and the sound of slow footsteps crossing the apartment without anyone there to cause them. She adds that these occurrences never happened in rapid succession, and that she and Alicia noted the happenings with curiosity rather than fear. After all, they never felt that they were in any immediate danger.
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Seems to me that these occurences only started happening AFTER THE MICROWAVE OVEN ARRIVED, and that this Satanic Device was actually RESPONSIBLE for the disturbances!
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Beware of the Growling Ghost
In a previous post I wrote about a visit to the abandoned cemetery Bachelor’s Grove, joined by some other ghost enthusiasts. I did a tarot card reading on a tombstone, attempting to communicate with any entities in the infamous graveyard. Not really a good idea.
A couple of months after my visit to the graveyard, I had an unnerving experience. I was asleep in my bed when I was awakened by a sound…a growling sound, loud enough to stir me from my sleep. It sounded like there was a growling dog in my bedroom and close to my bed. I don’t own pets. I became wide-awake; it was not a lucid dream or anything like that. I laid face away from the sound, and I did not move…I stayed perfectly still and listened to this low growl. I was afraid to turn and look at what was in my room. Instead I said a mental prayer for God to protect me from whatever was there and send it away. After the prayer…the growling just…stopped.
I know someone who had her own personal encounter with a growling ghost. Once, seemingly from nowhere, this lady’s home began to experience a haunting. She knew of nothing that would have provoked this to happen. But she said, there came strange sounds like footsteps on the stairway. Her daughter caught a brief glimpse of someone in the house, who then disappeared.
Her microwave oven would turn itself on spontaneously. The final straw was after an incident with the microwave oven in the kitchen, she heard a loud growling outside her open kitchen window.
What to make of this growling ghost? Ghosts don’t growl. Ghosts are deceased human beings and a ghost of a human is still human and humans don’t growl. These growling ghosts are not ghosts, but inhuman spirits (Demons)
There is the folklore of the Black Dog, or Barghest. This spectral hound with glowing eyes is said to prowl cemeteries at night. It is considered an evil omen to see one, an omen of death, and is said to be associated with the Devil. There are many legends concerning these Hell Hounds who haunt the graveyards. They are not considered to be the ghosts of men or even dogs. But the spirits of something inhuman. To encounter one is to bring doom. According to demonology, demons cannot take human form, but appear as grotesques, human/animal hybrids and monstrosities.
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So what are we to make of all this? Well, let me tell you what I have come to understand, because I don't believe ghosts are to blame in this - I believe 100% what we are dealing with here is DEMONS!
From my investigations, I have come to conclude that Microwave Ovens act like magnetic receptors / antenna to attract Demons and Demon activity, drawing Demons into your home. They are Satanic Devices created to actually SUMMON Demons into them by way of the Occult signal they omit, which has been planted inside them by Satan's Legions here on Earth. This is part of the overall Satanic Conspiracy that is going on right under our noses, and bringing a Microwave Oven into your home is like letting the Devil in your home, much like if your child brought home a copy of a Harry Potter book.
I will post more on this subject when I have researched it further. In the meantime, I would urge any members of this Church that, if they own a Microwave Oven, they would dispose of it immediately. Best to just take it out back, and burn it. Also, destroy any plates or dishes that have been used inside it to cook any food. Then, go back into your home, and pray with your entire family. When you pray, ask God that he cleanse your house of any unGodly spirits and demonic manifistations that may still reside there. Here is what to pray -
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In Jesus' name I command all spirits that are not of God, any emissaries of the Devil who may be here, to leave. I claim this place, this time, these people for the Lord Jesus and forbid any activity by any satanic beings except what I specifically command.
I ask the Lord for guidance, authority, and power of the Holy Spirit.
In the name of Jesus Christ, I claim protection for each one of my family, our health, and everything else that pertains to us, from any curses, hexes, spells, possession, incantation or other dirty tricks from the Enemy.
In the name of Jesus, I cut off any demons inside this home from any help they might get from outside spirits for from any others inside the home.
In the name of Jesus, I forbid any demons inside this home to cause any violence, harm, other evil behavior.
In the name of Jesus, I forbid the banding together of the demons inside this home.
In the name of Jesus, I command you to leave this place, and never return.
We close all doors through which the demons gained entrance and remove all vulnerabilities in Jesus' name.
Amen.
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Re: The Microwave Oven - A Tool Of Satan! -
11-27-2011, 06:43 AM
I saw one in a filling station one time and it said something about hurting peacemakers, in DIRECT contravention of Matthew 5:9.
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Re: The Microwave Oven - A Tool Of Satan! -
11-27-2011, 08:33 AM
Plenty of things have been said to be haunted, it being a microwave shouldn't be any different.
And also, the way a microwave works is that it emits microwaves when it is turned on, on theinside, and these waves, also forms of energy, vibrate the very moleculesof the food, and creating friction. You can't see anything happening to the food when it is being microwaved because the whole process takes place at the molecular level, too small for the human eye to see unaided. And also, the 'peacemaker' you're talking about, is actually a 'pacemaker' , if you read the label right, an easy mistake to make. A pacemaker is a device that a doctor will surgically implant in a patient to make sure the persons heart keeps pumping at the same rhythym. A persons heart relies on electricity to keep the heart pumping at the same rhythym. If the heart pumps out of sync, it can cause a heart attack, which is not very pleasant from what I'm told. I don't understand the process exactly, but I hope I can be of at least a little assistance
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Re: The Microwave Oven - A Tool Of Satan! -
11-27-2011, 06:24 PM
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the way a microwave works is that it emits microwaves when it is turned on, on theinside, and these waves, also forms of energy, vibrate the very moleculesof the food, and creating friction. You can't see anything happening to the food when it is being microwaved because the whole process takes place at the molecular level, too small for the human eye to see unaided.
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You really expect me to believe all that 'science fiction' nonsense, boy? A microwave vibrates the food? And THAT cooks it??? Seriously? I've never heard of these things vibrating, sounds kinda weird. You almost make this microwave oven thing sound like a mini-version of the Large Hardon Collider, and we all know what the LHC REALLY is - SATAN'S STARGATE!
I was discussing this with my nextdoor neighbor, and found she owns one of these microwave things, she told me about how this one time she was in her home just herself, and long story short, she heard this girl's scream coming from the kitchen, but when she went in the kitchen to investigate there was noone there, and one of the windows was wide open. She says now that I've told her about this stuff, she is sure the scream must have come from that microwave, and also thinks the open window had something to do with it too, as she doesnt remmber opening it. The whole experience left her very unnerved. And that's not all. She also said there's been a few times that she's been scalded by food heated in there. Seems to me that this is the Devil's work, and that these 'invisible molecules' you keep going on about are really DEMONS straight out the pits of Hell!
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Re: The Microwave Oven - A Tool Of Satan! -
11-27-2011, 07:01 PM
I heard something about these microwave ovens being quick to cook things.
I have a Negra cook in my kitchen. My food is brought to me the moment I set foot in my dining room.
How much faster do people want?
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Re: The Microwave Oven - A Tool Of Satan! -
11-27-2011, 08:11 PM
Years ago, My wife, Mrs. Hutchins, went and visited her cousin. Her cousin lived in Des Moines in one of those tall buildings. Anywhoo, she had a macrowave machine. She got upset and stuck her head in the machine but it would not turn on. I told her it was divine intervention.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: The Microwave Oven - A Tool Of Satan! -
11-27-2011, 11:35 PM
OK, spent a bit more time researching this, and it turns out that there are a LOT of people out there who know this is a problem.
Further Evidence that Microwave Ovens are Demon Infested -
Noises are clearly heard inside the microwave of demon activity
This microwave avtually turns itself on and writes 6-6-6 (The Devil's number) in it's display
This one rotates anti-clockwise when the door is open and it's meant to be on standby
Another one which has the 6-6-6 thing happening.
Listen to the noise this one makes, it's obvious there is something evil inside it
And another with Satanic noizes coming out of it.
This is really creeping me out now. Why do people have these things in their homes? There are literally 1000's of videos on Youtube of this happening.
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Re: The Microwave Oven - A Tool Of Satan! -
11-28-2011, 04:33 AM
My goodness. This is shocking. I'm going to ask around Freehold and see if any of the wives have these things.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: The Microwave Oven - A Tool Of Satan! -
11-28-2011, 05:37 AM
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Plenty of things have been said to be haunted, it being a microwave shouldn't be any different.
And also, the way a microwave works is that it emits microwaves when it is turned on, on theinside, and these waves, also forms of energy, vibrate the very moleculesof the food, and creating friction. You can't see anything happening to the food when it is being microwaved because the whole process takes place at the molecular level, too small for the human eye to see unaided. And also, the 'peacemaker' you're talking about, is actually a 'pacemaker' , if you read the label right, an easy mistake to make. A pacemaker is a device that a doctor will surgically implant in a patient to make sure the persons heart keeps pumping at the same rhythym. A persons heart relies on electricity to keep the heart pumping at the same rhythym. If the heart pumps out of sync, it can cause a heart attack, which is not very pleasant from what I'm told. I don't understand the process exactly, but I hope I can be of at least a little assistance
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I'm pretty sure it said "peacemaker" but thanks for the condescension.
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Re: The Microwave Oven - A Tool Of Satan! -
11-28-2011, 07:05 AM
I have found proof that the microwave is of the devil. I will pray for those who own such a device that can only work with the use of devil magic.
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Re: The Microwave Oven - A Tool Of Satan! -
11-29-2011, 03:23 AM
Interesting. I've had one for years, it is built into the cabinets. It's a combination convection/microwave oven, so it can bake like a regular oven OR microwave things.
I've never had a problem with it.
Now, as for the one it replaced, I think it was owned by an atheist who programmed in his own recipes.
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Re: The Microwave Oven - A Tool Of Satan! -
11-29-2011, 04:23 AM
I have explained to my wife that all the scientists agree that a microwave oven does no more than shake molecules, so she can cook for our family simply by shaking the dinner for a few minutes and it will be hot enough to serve.
I must admit I was not very surprised when even after two hours of shaking the wife told me our dinners were still frozen... Science proven wrong yet again.
On the other hand, the demon theory adequately explains the steel reinforced mesh shield inside the microwave door, it is obviously designed as a cage from which a demon cannot escape, and it explains why the manual is so adamant about not trying to open the door while the machine is turned on, before the safety bell has sounded, doing so would obviously allow the demon to escape, rendering the oven inoperable.
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Re: The Microwave Oven - A Tool Of Satan! -
11-29-2011, 08:56 AM
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Interesting. I've had one for years, it is built into the cabinets. It's a combination convection/microwave oven, so it can bake like a regular oven OR microwave things.
I've never had a problem with it.
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My neighbor has one of those Microwaves with a build-in oven too, and I don't think this can be right. It has a button to 'Stop Time'?? Surely only God has the power to stop time? Yet more proof that these machines are pure evil, and from the Devil!
I have searched my Bible KJV1611 thoroughly, and NOT ONCE did I find ANY reference to a Microwave Oven, or even to the term 'Microwave', so it's obvious these things are bad.
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Re: The Microwave Oven - A Tool Of Satan! -
11-29-2011, 08:00 PM
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My neighbor has one of those Microwaves with a build-in oven too, and I don't think this can be right. It has a button to 'Stop Time'?? Surely only God has the power to stop time? Yet more proof that these machines are pure evil, and from the Devil!
I have searched my Bible KJV1611 thoroughly, and NOT ONCE did I find ANY reference to a Microwave Oven, or even to the term 'Microwave', so it's obvious these things are bad.
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well, if the bible doesnt mention microwaves, then it must be be bad, right?
But what about computers? The internet? Plastic?,Im guessing you wont be able to find anything about them in the bible
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Re: The Microwave Oven - A Tool Of Satan! -
11-30-2011, 02:42 AM
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well, if the bible doesnt mention microwaves, then it must be be bad, right?
But what about computers? The internet? Plastic?,Im guessing you wont be able to find anything about them in the bible
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Why guess when you can use the Power of Jesus and 30 seconds of the life He gave you to not act like a fool. Just use a search engine.
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SpiritWeb Archive: 1999-19/171
One of the greatest predictions of the Internet was a parable of Jesus:
Matt 13:47 Again, the kingdom of heaven is like unto a net, (the Internet) that was cast into the sea (the peoples of the earth - See Rev 17:15), and gathered of every kind: Matt 13:48 Which, when it was full (when most are online), they drew to shore (many physically gathered from the Internet), and sat down, and gathered the good into vessels (Cities of Light), but cast the bad away (those who do not have soul contact leave). Matt 13:49 So shall it be at the end of the age: the messengers shall come forth, and sever the those in error from among the just (the teachings of light will be rejected by those who are not ready), Matt 13:50 And shall cast them into the furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth
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Re: The Microwave Oven - A Tool Of Satan! -
11-30-2011, 06:31 AM
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Why guess when you can use the Power of Jesus and 30 seconds of the life He gave you to not act like a fool. Just use a search engine.
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So, you all pride yourselves on following the bible to the letter. And yet you can just accept that talking a net and an ocean refers to the internet and everyone using it. I really don't see how you can interpret that how you want, but not anything else
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Re: The Microwave Oven - A Tool Of Satan! -
11-30-2011, 06:41 AM
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And it got me to thinking, what do we REALLY know about the Microwave Oven? I mean, how do they REALLY work? When I put my hand in one, I feel no heat. Yet are we supposed to trust that somehow our food gets 'magically' cooked in these things, when we see no gas flame or heated electric elements?
Yes, we are 'told' that 'invisible' particles of 'microwaves' bombard the food placed inside these devices, and they somehow 'magically' cook the food? Are we seriously expected to believe in something we can't even see? No, friends, I have never seen a 'microwave' in my entire life. Have you? So how do we know these waves really exist? How do we know this isn't just another part of the Satanic / Jew / Illuminati Conspiracy - to have a Microwave Oven in EVERY HOME TO USE AGAINST US??!
How could they use these things against us? To spy on us? To watch our every move? Or to curse members of our families? I have heard tales where hot drinks that were heated in these devices have SCALDED children!
Or is it something FAR MORE SINISTER??!
Seems to me that these occurences only started happening AFTER THE MICROWAVE OVEN ARRIVED, and that this Satanic Device was actually RESPONSIBLE for the disturbances!
So what are we to make of all this? Well, let me tell you what I have come to understand, because I don't believe ghosts are to blame in this - I believe 100% what we are dealing with here is DEMONS!
From my investigations, I have come to conclude that Microwave Ovens act like magnetic receptors / antenna to attract Demons and Demon activity, drawing Demons into your home. They are Satanic Devices created to actually SUMMON Demons into them by way of the Occult signal they omit, which has been planted inside them by Satan's Legions here on Earth. This is part of the overall Satanic Conspiracy that is going on right under our noses, and bringing a Microwave Oven into your home is like letting the Devil in your home, much like if your child brought home a copy of a Harry Potter book.
I will post more on this subject when I have researched it further. In the meantime, I would urge any members of this Church that, if they own a Microwave Oven, they would dispose of it immediately. Best to just take it out back, and burn it. Also, destroy any plates or dishes that have been used inside it to cook any food. Then, go back into your home, and pray with your entire family. When you pray, ask God that he cleanse your house of any unGodly spirits and demonic manifistations that may still reside there. Here is what to pray -
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I agree with you 100%, Brother Percy. Thank you for sharing this invaluable information with us.
Indeed, many filthy Heathens, Atheists, and various other scum of the Earth have been using microwaves to kill small animals, children, etc. The heat a microwave provides is a tool of Satan, indeed. When in the wrong hands, a microwave oven has almost unlimited destructive potential, and can probably be used by terrorists to create weapons of mass destruction (*if I'm wrong, feel free to correct me).
I'll be sure to throw out my microwave oven ASAP. Thank you for the Truth.
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I agree with you 100%, Brother Percy. Thank you for sharing this invaluable information with us.
Indeed, many filthy Heathens, Atheists, and various other scum of the Earth have been using microwaves to kill small animals, children, etc. The heat a microwave provides is a tool of Satan, indeed. When in the wrong hands, a microwave oven has almost unlimited destructive potential, and can probably be used by terrorists to create weapons of mass destruction (*if I'm wrong, feel free to correct me).
I'll be sure to throw out my microwave oven ASAP. Thank you for the Truth.
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Its definitely possible, but it would be not even be worth the trouble to build something of that magnitude
it would be easier to just get ahold of a nuke
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11-30-2011, 09:49 PM
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Its definitely possible, but it would be not even be worth the trouble to build something of that magnitude
it would be easier to just get ahold of a nuke
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The Silent Guardian™ protection system is a revolutionary less-than-lethal directed energy application that employs millimetre wave technology to repel individuals or crowds without causing injury. The system provides a zone of protection that saves lives, protects assets and minimises collateral damage. Silent Guardian produces precise effects at longer ranges than current less-than-lethal systems and provides real-time ability to establish intent and de-escalate aggression. Various commercial and military applications include law enforcement, checkpoint security, facility protection, force protection and peacekeeping missions. The system is available now and ready for action.
The company's cut-out-and-keep guide elaborates:The system's antenna emits a focused beam of millimeter wave energy. The beam travels at the speed of light and penetrates the skin to a depth of 1/64 of an inch, producing an intolerable heating sensation that causes the targeted individuals to instinctively flee or take cover. The sensation ceases immediately when an individual moves out of the beam or the operator steers the beam away. Silent Guardian does not cause injury because of the shallow penetration depth of the millimetre wave.
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Re: The Microwave Oven - A Tool Of Satan! -
11-30-2011, 10:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Frigid North
well, if the bible doesnt mention microwaves, then it must be be bad, right?
But what about computers? The internet? Plastic?,Im guessing you wont be able to find anything about them in the bible
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What are you on about? Computers obviously exist as does plastic. As do demons. Why do you atheists demand proof of everything in your precious books? Just because God doesn't get a look in in all your textbooks and so on!
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