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Re: The "make it worse" game -
12-30-2013, 11:32 AM
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Next: Obama bans the NRA
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..and since no militia can remain Maine invades Texas (with East Asian electrofunk)
Worse: clothing optional
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
01-01-2014, 05:31 PM
even worse:clothing banned .
Bad: your city is annexed by terrorists and all the churches are shut down
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
01-09-2014, 01:56 AM
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Originally Posted by soulbanana
even worse:clothing banned .
Bad: your city is annexed by terrorists and all the churches are shut down
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So are the dentists
worse: then the terrorists annex all the laughing gas
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
01-09-2014, 05:04 AM
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
So are the dentists
worse: then the terrorists annex all the laughing gas
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Then the terrorists use all the gas on us, and force us to be gay sex slaves to Obama.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
01-09-2014, 09:31 PM
When the terrorists win and you're wondering why you're not dead. Then you realize they were fighting for your absolute freedom under ANARCHY! Walk with Satan, oh wait Satan doesn't exist and neither does god. There is no Hell, no Heaven, no Gods, No Masters of any kind, and that is absolutely how it should be. We live on a floating rock in the vastness we call space. We should all work together for a free socialist world. A stateless, classless, moneyless world.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
01-10-2014, 02:48 AM
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Originally Posted by TheAnarchistCommunis
When the terrorists win and you're wondering why you're not dead. Then you realize they were fighting for your absolute freedom under ANARCHY! Walk with Satan, oh wait Satan doesn't exist and neither does god. There is no Hell, no Heaven, no Gods, No Masters of any kind, and that is absolutely how it should be. We live on a floating rock† in the vastness we call space. We should all work together for a free socialist world. A stateless, classless, moneyless world.
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bad..
socialist Russia transformed itself into an anarchy but they still demand exit visas
worse..
Somalia took your stateless, classless, moneyless tip too.
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† (handy hint) Rocks don't float
I Samuel 2:7-8 The LORD maketh poor, and maketh rich: he bringeth low, and lifteth up. He raiseth up the poor out of the dust, and lifteth up the beggar from the dunghill, to set them among princes, and to make them inherit the throne of glory: for the pillars of the earth are the LORD'S, and he hath set the world upon them.
that's so it doesn't sink
What in?
Genesis 1:1-2 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
o, o, o, o, but that doesn't mean water you know, that means outer space!
Let's see what God says:
Genesis 1:6-7 And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters. And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.
look up
I hope that is helpful.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
01-10-2014, 02:56 AM
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
bad..
socialist Russia transformed itself into an anarchy but they still demand exit visas
worse..
Somalia took your stateless, classless, moneyless tip too.
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† (handy hint) Rocks don't float
I Samuel 2:7-8 The LORD maketh poor, and maketh rich: he bringeth low, and lifteth up. He raiseth up the poor out of the dust, and lifteth up the beggar from the dunghill, to set them among princes, and to make them inherit the throne of glory: for the pillars of the earth are the LORD'S, and he hath set the world upon them.
that's so it doesn't sink
What in?
Genesis 1:1-2 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
o, o, o, o, but that doesn't mean water you know, that means outer space!
Let's see what God says:
Genesis 1:6-7 And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters. And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.
look up
I hope that is helpful.
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BAD: Somalia leads the world into a new age and becomes World Controller. They force everyone to be towel heads or face death.
NEXT: Children are legally required to study in PUBLIC SCHOOLS.
Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
01-10-2014, 03:04 AM
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Children are legally required to study in PUBLIC SCHOOLS.
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Worse: newspapers and history books are edited retroactively to ensure that no-one learns anything
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
01-10-2014, 03:19 AM
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
Worse: newspapers and history books are edited retroactively to ensure that no-one learns anything
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Worse: The Bible isn't allowed in public libraries and Christianity is BANNED in textbooks so nobody knows the truth.
Next: Children are required to be brought up without Christianity in the home.
Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
01-10-2014, 03:47 AM
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Children are required to be brought up without Christianity in the home.
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worse: the dictionaries are rewritten with ever fewer words so that they can't even understand who Jesus is or even know the difference between "happy" and "sad"
next: cloning is discovered and husbands are drafted into an "anti sex league"
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
01-10-2014, 05:45 AM
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
worse: the dictionaries are rewritten with ever fewer words so that they can't even understand who Jesus is or even know the difference between "happy" and "sad"
next: cloning is discovered and husbands are drafted into an "anti sex league"
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worse: the practice of cloning makes men obsolete and it is decided no men will be cloned as well, as only wombs are needed to incubate the embryos, and so men die out.
next: The singularity happens in the next 20 years, and people begin to worship the resulting superhuman artificial intelligences as gods.
I Kings 7:23
And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
06-22-2015, 12:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD
worse: the practice of cloning makes men obsolete and it is decided no men will be cloned as well, as only wombs are needed to incubate the embryos, and so men die out.
next: The singularity happens in the next 20 years, and people begin to worship the resulting superhuman artificial intelligences as gods.
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Worse: These aritificial intelligences promote homosexuality
Next: A Homosexual President
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
06-23-2015, 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted by SoldierofChrist
Worse: These aritificial intelligences promote homosexuality
Next: A Homosexual President
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Worse: President Caitlyn Jenner
Next: Pointy-headed LIEberal scum telling us what flags we can fly in front of our sovereign state capitols.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
06-26-2015, 02:44 AM
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Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington
Worse: President Caitlyn Jenner
Next: Pointy-headed LIEberal scum telling us what flags we can fly in front of our sovereign state capitols.
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worse: and above our churches, converted by ścumenism into multi-faith centres where..
next: in order to retain tax exemption, slut walks made compulsory for clergywomen . . . .
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
09-27-2016, 10:05 PM
Worse:Slut walks made compulsery for EVERYONE
Next:America gets taken over by by NEEGROWS
God is about as real as unicorns and dragons.
Revelation 12:9
Job 39:9
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
09-27-2016, 10:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Anne Sayne
...Next:America gets taken over by by NEEGROWS
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Worse: You move to Canada.
Next: Trump wins the election.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
09-27-2016, 11:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
Worse: You move to Canada.
Next: Trump wins the election.
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Trump winning will be the day America gets back on its feet! How come you are posting that on the "make it worse" game thread?
God is about as real as unicorns and dragons.
Revelation 12:9
Job 39:9
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
09-27-2016, 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
Next: Trump wins the election.
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Worse: You forgot to build in an exit strategy.
Next: Your exit strategy involves you hiding out a nuclear winter with the Clintons in their nuclear bunker.
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
09-27-2016, 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Roland
...Next: Your exit strategy involves you hiding out a nuclear winter with the Clintons in their nuclear bunker.
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Worse: Bill hides all the ear plugs for his own use.
Next: Hillary survives said nuclear winter.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
09-30-2016, 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
Next: Hillary survives said nuclear winter.
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Worse: by living on a secret cigar stash she found and boiling them..
Next: but Bill had a secret tunnel to an alternative supply (unboiled)..
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