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Male "Bronie" rapes stuffed horse in store (?!) -
03-25-2015, 06:29 PM
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i cann ot even bring myself to comment on this i will leave that to the Pastors and Male Elders
but I am sickened and in Godly© Walmart, of all places
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Teen Caught Making Love to Stuffed Horse in Walmart
A Florida teen was caught yesterday using a stuffed horse to masturbate in a Walmart in Brooksville, Florida, about 50 miles north of Tampa.
The Smoking Gun reports that 19-year-old Sean Johnson went to the store’s comforter section and used the toy to masturbate before placing it back on the shelf among the other items. He left the store and was promptly arrested in the parking lot.
The police report details the incident in no uncertain terms:
At approximately 1420 hours, the defendant Sean Johnson selected a brown, tan and red-stuffed horse from the clearance shelf in the garden department. The defendant then proceeded to the comforter aisle in housewares and proceeded to pull out his genitals which were in an aroused state. The defendant then proceeded to hold the stuffed horse’s chest area to his genitals and proceeded to hump the stuffed horse using short fast movements. The defendant continued his action until he achieved an orgasm and ejaculated on the stuffed horse’s chest area.
The defendant then placed the soiled stuffed horse on top of a bed in a bag (comforter set) contaminating that property also. The defendant then exited the store and left the property. Contact was made with the defendant directly across the street.
After being arrested, Johnson later confessed in a written statement that he “did unmentionables to a stuffed animal.” He also stated, “I need to think before what I do. I’m extremely sorry.”
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Re: Male "Bronie" rapes stuffed horse in store (?!) -
03-25-2015, 06:31 PM
That just goes to show you what happens when you take out of the schools.
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Re: Male "Bronie" rapes stuffed horse in store (?!) -
03-25-2015, 06:46 PM
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If we had the 10 Commandments printed in huge letters on every wall of every public place in America, he would have seen them and stopped
and the children would have been spared
Can we add "do not lie with stuffed toys" to this?? it is now necessary ! ! ! !
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Re: Male "Bronie" rapes stuffed horse in store (?!) -
03-25-2015, 06:47 PM
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That just goes to show you what happens when you take out of the schools.
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Re: Male "Bronie" rapes stuffed horse in store (?!) -
03-25-2015, 07:01 PM
I don't know if I'm more repulsed by the act itself or the headline. "Making Love"? Call it what it is! The liberal controlled mainstream media is destroying America!
Leviticus 18:23. Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
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Re: Male "Bronie" rapes stuffed horse in store (?!) -
03-25-2015, 10:57 PM
The thing is, the Bible does not seem to be against this.
It's not sex with an actual animal so Leviticus 18:23 and Exodus 22:19 do not apply. And since the stuffed horse will soak up the seed, no seed is spilled on the ground so Genesis 38:9 doesn't apply either.
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Re: Male "Bronie" rapes stuffed horse in store (?!) -
03-26-2015, 01:33 AM
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The thing is, the Bible does not seem to be against this.
It's not sex with an actual animal so Leviticus 18:23 and Exodus 22:19 do not apply. And since the stuffed horse will soak up the seed, no seed is spilled on the ground so Genesis 38:9 doesn't apply either.
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I'm not trying to hijack this thread, but I have a question along similar lines:
Is it okay to dry-hump enemies of Christ into submission, provided no seed is spilled by either party? It's not a sexual thing at all, as far as I'm concerned...just an effective method of asserting Jesus' dominance.
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Re: Male "Bronie" rapes stuffed horse in store (?!) -
03-26-2015, 01:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
The thing is, the Bible does not seem to be against this.
It's not sex with an actual animal so Leviticus 18:23 and Exodus 22:19 do not apply. And since the stuffed horse will soak up the seed, no seed is spilled on the ground so Genesis 38:9 doesn't apply either.
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And yet surly the Lord hates those who have unnatural relations with stuffed animals. He must despise them with a burning passion. This is wicked behavior and we must remember that the Lord God is angry with the wicked every day.
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Re: Male "Bronie" rapes stuffed horse in store (?!) -
03-26-2015, 02:00 AM
What does it say of us as a society when even the children aren't thinking of the children any more?
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Re: Male "Bronie" rapes stuffed horse in store (?!) -
03-26-2015, 02:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
The thing is, the Bible does not seem to be against this.
It's not sex with an actual animal so Leviticus 18:23 and Exodus 22:19 do not apply. And since the stuffed horse will soak up the seed, no seed is spilled on the ground so Genesis 38:9 doesn't apply either.
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Stuffed or not this pervert lusted after and defiled himself with a horse. I'm sure he would done a lot more if he had been in Pet Smart.
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Re: Male "Bronie" rapes stuffed horse in store (?!) -
03-26-2015, 02:47 AM
The best part is, they put the stuffed horse back up on the clearance shelf.
Sam Walton's boy told me that one.
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