[Cranky Old Man]

Eastwooding with Jesus Christ!

Yesterday Clint Eastwood made me proud to be a Republican by showing America how Obama destroyed America. Since Obama, who we all know to be a coward, refused to face Eastwood, Clint used an empty chair instead. Not much of a difference as Obama would have been unable to talk after Clint's great speech anyway. Also this enriched the American language with a new word: Eastwooding. Making your point by talking to an empty chair. Twotter, or whatever they call it, seems to be full of it.

I am very glad this happened as I am certain it will put a rest to people mocking me for using an empty chair to talk to Jesus Christ. I have been doing this for years now and keep getting insulted for it. I hope it is now finally clear that I am not a senile crazy old man yelling at a chair, but a visionary! I am certain from now on everyone will start talking to empty chairs to make their point.

Clint vs Obama:


The chair I use for Eastwooding with Jesus Christ:


The Nazi liberal media mocking Clint Eastwood:

[Felicity]

I just told my empty Jesus chair I love Him. Then I got on my knees and kissed the chair's legs.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

The next time I have a gap between patients I will make use of the empty chair to let my thoughts be known.

YIC

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

It's all symbolic, metaphorical, if you will. It is OK to symbolize Obama by an empty chair as, all things considered, the man has done nothing.

However, when it comes to Jesus, there MUST be something there - a sheep (symbolizing the Lamb of God) is not too convenient. I tried this some time back; a table was broken and the damn thing half ate a cushion.

Graven images are for pagans and catlix, so they're out. I suggest an empty suit that captures how God "reclothes us in our rightful minds"* and is invisible.

I can think of no more sensible way of having a conversation with The Almighty.

*

Dear Lord And Father Of Mankind Hymn

Dear Lord and Father of mankind,
Forgive our foolish ways!
Re-clothe us in our rightful mind,
In purer lives thy service find,
In deeper reverence praise.

http://www.hymns.me.uk/dear-lord-and...nkind-hymn.htm

and for some guidance I found this sermon: http://www.welwyn.org.uk/index.php?o...mons&Itemid=82

(There's some fluffy-bunniness about it as it is C of E but the sentiment is there.)

[Brother Helge]

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

However, when it comes to Jesus, there MUST be something there - a sheep (symbolizing the Lamb of God) is not too convenient. I tried this some time back; a table was broken and the damn thing half ate a cushion.

Graven images are for pagans and catlix, so they're out. I suggest an empty suit that captures how God "reclothes us in our rightful minds"* and is invisible.

What about an inflatable sheep?

[Titus Templeton]

Eastwood would easily beat Obama in a duel. He has Jesus on his side.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

I have it on good authority that President Romney is planning on putting Clint Eastwood in charge of the U.S. military.

All of our foreign problems will soon be over.

[Bobby-Joe]

I noticed that Obama couldn't be bothered to say anything the whole time Eastwood was talking. Obama is just stuck up. Nothing like Jesus.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

My favorite part of that great speech by Brother Eastwood was when he opened up a can of whoop-ass on that stupid Obama chair and blamed him for his war in Afghanistan.

Originally Posted by The Godly Clint Eastwood, Arguing with an Empty Chair that was a Stand-in for that Warmonger President Obama, on Live Television

I know you were against the war in Iraq, and that’s okay. But you thought the war in Afghanistan was OK. You know, I mean — you thought that was something worth doing. We didn’t check with the Russians to see how they did it — they did theirs for 10 years.

But we did it, and it is something to be thought about, and I think that, when we get to maybe — I think you’ve mentioned something about having a target date for bringing everybody home. You gave that target date, and I think Mr. Romney asked the only sensible question, you know, he says, “Why are you giving the date out now? Why don’t you just bring them home tomorrow morning?”

See that? He speaks the truth from his heart! The DEMONcrats are the ones to blame for our soldiers getting blown up in Afghanistan.
The Republucans just want to bring them home!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Brother Helge

What about an inflatable sheep?

That would represent the entire audience at the coming Demoncratic National Coven, wouldn't it?

[tom kinight]

re you piffleing KIDDING ME!!!...How the HELL was Obama supposed to "face Eastwood" at a REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION?....you are absolutely NUTS...Eastwood made a bigger fool out of himself than I already thought he waqs politically....He is a GREAT "actoor" and he was simply "acting" then...politically, he is a clown just a s YOU are a clown politically. Obama hasn't "destroyed" anything!1!.....you are simply parroting your Faux News buddies and your idols like Limpdick and Glenn Peckerhead

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by tom kinight

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TCS*;dr.




*too comic sans

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by tom kinight

How the HELL was Obama supposed to "face Eastwood" at a REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION?

So you are confirming what I already said, Obama is a coward. We don't want a coward for president!

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

So you are confirming what I already said, Obama is a coward. We don't want a coward for president!

Well that's what you get when you elect an attorney as president.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Well that's what you get when you elect an attorney as president.

Wait a minute...How could Obama be an attorney? He's a nigra.

[Godfly]

I wish I had that invisible Obama right here. I would kick the living shir out of him. Unfortunately I don't see him around anywhere.

[Didymus Much]

The invisible Romney in my living room is still refusing to release his tax records.

And I think his invisible wives just smoked half my stash.

Mr. Rmoney, release the records and give me my pot back.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

The invisible Romney in my living room is still refusing to release his tax records.

And I think his invisible wives just smoked half my stash.

Mr. Rmoney, release the records and give me my pot back.

You know mockery is the lowest form of humor. You really should be ashamed, but I know that atheistic scum like you don't have any.

[James Hutchins]

I like to sit in my Jesus chair, imagining I am like Adam, when God created him. Sitting there, on the Lap of Jesus©, feeling His love for me growing.

[Brother Helge]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

The invisible Romney in my living room is still refusing to release his tax records.

Oh yes he has - unfortunately for you the records are also invisible.