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10-06-2008, 07:00 PM
My GOD, Brother Bath, you so remind me of Vincent Price in.... Witchfinder General!
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Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar? -
10-06-2008, 10:26 PM
Im' in pretty good shape from what i do for a living ill' bet id' be good in that calendar ill' do it if you say since its' important to submit to the pastors' and follow what they say.
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Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar? -
10-06-2008, 10:57 PM
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ewww just, ewww
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10-06-2008, 11:40 PM
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ewww just, ewww
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Amen sister, Amen
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10-09-2008, 05:00 PM
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Wait, sh*tstain moth is a female?
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Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar? -
10-09-2008, 05:17 PM
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Are you raping her? Why is she having an orgasm?
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You have the most strange ideas of rape and organisms. Are you sure you're a nigra?
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Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar? -
10-20-2008, 12:28 AM
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Wait, sh*tstain moth is a female?
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yup
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Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar? -
10-20-2008, 12:36 AM
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Pastor Ezekiel, that picture looks like something you would see in light-core gay porn. Just sayin'
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Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar? -
10-20-2008, 01:13 AM
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Pastor Ezekiel, that picture looks like something you would see in light-core gay porn. Just sayin'
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How familiar are you with light-core gay porn?
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Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar? -
10-20-2008, 01:30 AM
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How familiar are you with light-core gay porn?
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Not very.
Friend of the g-friend walked by and saw the pic. He thought I was looking at gay porn. He's much more familiar with gay porn.
Shame on you, Pastor Ezekiel! Your photo made him think I might be a closet homosexual!
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Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar? -
10-20-2008, 01:42 AM
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Not very.
Friend of the g-friend walked by and saw the pic. He thought I was looking at gay porn. He's much more familiar with gay porn.
Shame on you, Pastor Ezekiel! Your photo made him think I might be a closet homosexual!
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Are you sure it was that photo, or was it your general behavior? I bet you dress like a sissy, too.
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10-20-2008, 01:57 AM
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Are you sure it was that photo, or was it your general behavior? I bet you dress like a sissy, too.
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Hah! I asked the g-friend if there's anything gay about how I dress. Would you like to know her response?
"Dirty blue jeans, work boots and a beer-stained Kansas City Cheifs t-shirt? Couldn't be more straight."
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Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar? -
10-20-2008, 02:51 AM
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Hah! I asked the g-friend if there's anything gay about how I dress. Would you like to know her response?
"Dirty blue jeans, work boots and a beer-stained Kansas City Cheifs t-shirt? Couldn't be more straight."
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Is she your g-friend because she wears the g-string on you? you pervert...
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Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar? -
10-20-2008, 03:02 AM
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Is she your g-friend because she wears the g-string on you? you pervert...
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g-friend stands for "girl" friend.
You people are the ones who make everything about sex. I should be calling you the pervert.
Or are you asking what kind of underwear she wears? I hope not, cause I'm not tellin.
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Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar? -
10-20-2008, 03:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Hateful Bigot
g-friend stands for "girl" friend.
You people are the ones who make everything about sex. I should be calling you the pervert.
Or are you asking what kind of underwear she wears? I hope not, cause I'm not tellin.
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Not interested. Would rather be seeing how the LBC Calendar works out, I'm sure it will glorify GOD in mny ways, praise the sweet name of Jesus. Your harlot and your choices of underwear I will leave for GOD to judge and the Devil to punish in Hell.
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Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar? -
10-20-2008, 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Hateful Bigot
Not very.
Friend of the g-friend walked by and saw the pic. He thought I was looking at gay porn. He's much more familiar with gay porn.
Shame on you, Pastor Ezekiel! Your photo made him think I might be a closet homosexual!
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Well if didn't want him to know that you are a closet pervert, then you shouldn't have been sitting there staring at it.
I think you wanted to let him know.
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Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar? -
10-20-2008, 09:09 PM
This is the typical story of a Godless closet homer. "Oh I am just asking for a friend" or "I have a friend that likes it in the rear".
You're not fooling anyone here.
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Originally Posted by Hateful Bigot
g-friend stands for "guy" friend.
You people are the ones who make everything about sex. I should be calling you the pervert.
Or are you asking what kind of underwear he wears? I hope not, cause I'm not tellin.
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Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar? -
10-20-2008, 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Hateful Bigot
Hah! I asked the g-friend if there's anything gay about how I dress. Would you like to know her response?
"Dirty blue jeans, work boots and a beer-stained Kansas City Cheifs t-shirt? Couldn't be more straight."
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Why were you wearing her clothes?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar? -
10-21-2008, 04:01 AM
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Why were you wearing her clothes?
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Because I'm not
Truth be told, I don't fit into her clothes. Her stuff is too small for me.
Besides, I don't want to wear skirts and blouses, anyway.
Now that Obama is president I get to watch my wife have one of those black guys he promised her.
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Re: Should we produce a Manly LBC calendar? -
10-21-2008, 10:18 AM
So you admit that you've tried on her clothes. Why should we believe you're not wearing them right now!
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Originally Posted by Mr. Old Iron Crotch
Because I'm not
Truth be told, I don't fit into her clothes. Her stuff is too small for me.
Besides, I don't want to wear skirts and blouses, anyway.
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Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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