[Dr Laurence Niles]

Originally Posted by Impala 67

I’m a former member of the ‘Hydrophobic Church of John the Baptist’ but found there teaching a little to dry for me.
Then I found this lovely forum of ‘Landowners Baptist Church’ and I knew I found the right place with my faith in the good book.
My favorite must be the book of Genesis. All that work in seven days without a boss to push or nag you? That is commitment!
I just know the next books will be awesome with all that doomsday and afterlife waiting for us.

JHL

Young man, just why are you here? You reference a populate homoerotic teen drama and enter into disputes with respected members of this forum.

If you are just here to pick fights you will be shortly asked to leave.

But consider this: whether you know it or not Jesus brought you here.

James 1:23-25 For if any be a hearer of the word, and not a doer, he is like unto a man beholding his natural face in a glass: For he beholdeth himself, and goeth his way, and straightway forgetteth what manner of man he was. But whoso looketh into the perfect law of liberty, and continueth therein, he being not a forgetful hearer, but a doer of the work, this man shall be blessed in his deed.

YIC

[Impala 67]

Sorry I was not trying to be disrespectful or picking a fight in any way. I was just insecure in a forum with so much love for the Lord, and was afraid not to follow the good book to its full context.

Remember I’m Danish so I don’t have many if any to share my deep love with.
So in fact I don’t attend any Church at the moment since it hurts to be in the same room as all the hypocrites and false people.
When you have Jesus in your heart you don’t need any other around you.
I have a wife but she is disabled so she doesn’t count.

JHL
One God, One Christ, One true Religion.

[Impala 67]

Another thing is I find the sacrement so wrong.
How can any religion promote canibalism?

JHL
One God, One Christ, One true Religion.

[Jim Farmer]

Originally Posted by Impala 67

Another thing is I find the sacrement so wrong.
How can any religion promote canibalism?

JHL
One God, One Christ, One true Religion.

Only a false religion promotes cannibalism. You're talking about the papists again. Check out this thread to see what we think of catlickers. About halfway through the opening post, cannibalism (or transubstantiation) is dealt with.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Originally Posted by Impala 67

Sorry I was not trying to be disrespectful or picking a fight in any way. I was just insecure in a forum with so much love for the Lord, and was afraid not to follow the good book to its full context.

Remember I’m Danish so I don’t have many if any to share my deep love with.
So in fact I don’t attend any Church at the moment since it hurts to be in the same room as all the hypocrites and false people.
When you have Jesus in your heart you don’t need any other around you.
I have a wife but she is disabled so she doesn’t count.

JHL
One God, One Christ, One true Religion.

The main lesson here is that you should not view the word of God as open to interpretation. It is what it is: the perfect word of Holy Jesus layed down in print.

YIC

[MitzaLizalor]

I see they do a special Lithuanian edition.











Why?

[Impala 67]

Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor

I see they do a special Lithuanian edition.



Why?

Wrong car.. The Qubo is by far more ugly.

JHL.
One God. One Christ. One Religion.

[MitzaLizalor]

Wrong car.. The Qubo is by far more ugly.

I was responding to Faith_Machine.

Originally Posted by Impala 67

# Rabies reference removed #

My favorite must be the book of Genesis…I just know the next books will be awesome

Next up: Exodus

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[Billy Bob Jenkins]

This could be a retard or a troll. In either case, I don't think it can comprehend the healing power of Jesus. I suspect it is doomed.

[Impala 67]

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins

This could be a retard or a troll. In either case, I don't think it can comprehend the healing power of Jesus. I suspect it is doomed.

How can I repend my sin and be one of the sheeps on your land?
please tell me. I'm not a troll.


JHL.
My fear is in God.

[MitzaLizalor]

You seem to be interested in transport so I was reminded of an event leading to Salvation where transport of the day was involved.

ACTS 8 KJV
5-7 Philip went down to the city of Samaria, and preached Christ unto them. And the people with one accord gave heed unto those things which Philip spake, hearing and seeing the miracles which he did. For unclean spirits, crying with loud voice, came out of many that were possessed with them: and many taken with palsies, and that were lame, were healed..
26-29 And the angel of the Lord spake unto Philip, saying, Arise, and go toward the south unto the way that goeth down from Jerusalem unto Gaza, which is desert. And he arose and went: and, behold, a man of Ethiopia, an eunuch of great authority under Candace queen of the Ethiopians, who had the charge of all her treasure, and had come to Jerusalem for to worship, Was returning, and sitting in his chariot read Esaias the prophet. Then the Spirit said unto Philip, Go near, and join thyself to this chariot.
35-40 Then Philip opened his mouth, and began at the same scripture, and preached unto him Jesus. And as they went on their way, they came unto a certain water: and the eunuch said, See, here is water; what doth hinder me to be baptized? And Philip said, If thou believest with all thine heart, thou mayest. And he answered and said, I believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of God. And he commanded the chariot to stand still: and they went down both into the water, both Philip and the eunuch; and he baptized him. And when they were come up out of the water, the Spirit of the Lord caught away Philip, that the eunuch saw him no more: and he went on his way rejoicing. But Philip was found at Azotus: and passing through he preached in all the cities, till he came to Caesarea.

You can follow Philip's journey on the map. What was the eunuch reading?

32 The place of the scripture which he read was this, He was led as a sheep to the slaughter; and like a lamb dumb before his shearer, so opened he not his mouth:
33 In his humiliation his judgment was taken away: and who shall declare his generation? for his life is taken from the earth.
34 And the eunuch answered Philip, and said, I pray thee, of whom speaketh the prophet this? of himself, or of some other man?
35 Then Philip opened his mouth, and began at the same scripture, and preached unto him Jesus.
cf Isaiah 53

There is everything explained for you using the terms employed by God to share The Good News. Satan can blind your understanding but we are assured that no-one predestined for Salvation will be lost.

I hope that is helpful.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Impala 67

How can I repend my sin and be one of the sheeps on your land?
please tell me. I'm not a troll.


JHL.
My fear is in God.

Stop lying and tell us who you are, and who sent you.

[Aggressus]

i understood the reference to supernatural immediately and tbh if you're from tumblr or reddit or whatever (just by using a supernatural reference; it's a huge fandom on tumblr) just give up the act already. it's quite obvious you're being satirical and it doesn't help anything imo. these people here seriously do not care what you have to say lol.

[Impala 67]

Originally Posted by Aggressus

i understood the reference to supernatural immediately and tbh if you're from tumblr or reddit or whatever (just by using a supernatural reference; it's a huge fandom on tumblr) just give up the act already. it's quite obvious you're being satirical and it doesn't help anything imo. these people here seriously do not care what you have to say lol.

how cute.
Remember there’s a difference between kneeling down and bending over.
I do the first to please God; You do the second to anger him.

JHL.
I will pray for you.