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Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two. -
04-08-2015, 08:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Impala 67
I’m a former member of the ‘Hydrophobic Church of John the Baptist’ but found there teaching a little to dry for me.
Then I found this lovely forum of ‘Landowners Baptist Church’ and I knew I found the right place with my faith in the good book.
My favorite must be the book of Genesis. All that work in seven days without a boss to push or nag you? That is commitment!
I just know the next books will be awesome with all that doomsday and afterlife waiting for us.
JHL
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Young man, just why are you here? You reference a populate homoerotic teen drama and enter into disputes with respected members of this forum.
If you are just here to pick fights you will be shortly asked to leave.
But consider this: whether you know it or not Jesus brought you here.
James 1:23-25 For if any be a hearer of the word, and not a doer, he is like unto a man beholding his natural face in a glass: For he beholdeth himself, and goeth his way, and straightway forgetteth what manner of man he was. But whoso looketh into the perfect law of liberty, and continueth therein, he being not a forgetful hearer, but a doer of the work, this man shall be blessed in his deed.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Unsaved trash, inbred eskimo
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Location: Finland; And we like to draw funny pictures.
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Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two. -
04-09-2015, 08:53 AM
Sorry I was not trying to be disrespectful or picking a fight in any way. I was just insecure in a forum with so much love for the Lord, and was afraid not to follow the good book to its full context.
Remember I’m Danish so I don’t have many if any to share my deep love with.
So in fact I don’t attend any Church at the moment since it hurts to be in the same room as all the hypocrites and false people.
When you have Jesus in your heart you don’t need any other around you.
I have a wife but she is disabled so she doesn’t count.
JHL
One God, One Christ, One true Religion.
A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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Unsaved trash, inbred eskimo
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Posts: 38
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Location: Finland; And we like to draw funny pictures.
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Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two. -
04-09-2015, 09:09 AM
Another thing is I find the sacrement so wrong.
How can any religion promote canibalism?
JHL
One God, One Christ, One true Religion.
A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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True Christian™
True Christian™
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Location: In Jesus' lap
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Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two. -
04-09-2015, 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Impala 67
Another thing is I find the sacrement so wrong.
How can any religion promote canibalism?
JHL
One God, One Christ, One true Religion.
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Only a false religion promotes cannibalism. You're talking about the papists again. Check out this thread to see what we think of catlickers. About halfway through the opening post, cannibalism (or transubstantiation) is dealt with.
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Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
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Location: Surrounded by queers.
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Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two. -
04-09-2015, 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Impala 67
Sorry I was not trying to be disrespectful or picking a fight in any way. I was just insecure in a forum with so much love for the Lord, and was afraid not to follow the good book to its full context.
Remember I’m Danish so I don’t have many if any to share my deep love with.
So in fact I don’t attend any Church at the moment since it hurts to be in the same room as all the hypocrites and false people.
When you have Jesus in your heart you don’t need any other around you.
I have a wife but she is disabled so she doesn’t count.
JHL
One God, One Christ, One true Religion.
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The main lesson here is that you should not view the word of God as open to interpretation. It is what it is: the perfect word of Holy Jesus layed down in print.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Completely CRAZY for the Lord
True Christian™
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Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two. -
04-09-2015, 01:01 PM
I see they do a special Lithuanian edition.
Why?
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Unsaved trash, inbred eskimo
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Posts: 38
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Location: Finland; And we like to draw funny pictures.
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Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two. -
04-09-2015, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
I see they do a special Lithuanian edition.
Why?
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Wrong car.. The Qubo is by far more ugly.
JHL.
One God. One Christ. One Religion.
A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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Completely CRAZY for the Lord
True Christian™
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Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two. -
04-09-2015, 06:06 PM
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Wrong car.. The Qubo is by far more ugly.
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I was responding to Faith_Machine.
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Originally Posted by Impala 67
# Rabies reference removed #
My favorite must be the book of Genesis…I just know the next books will be awesome
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Next up: Exodus
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Family Man of the Year 2010-2013 About as Straight and Manly as you can get Hates anal sex. And trees.
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Location: Protecting my children from homosexuals
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Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two. -
04-09-2015, 07:33 PM
This could be a retard or a troll. In either case, I don't think it can comprehend the healing power of Jesus. I suspect it is doomed.
The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Unsaved trash, inbred eskimo
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Location: Finland; And we like to draw funny pictures.
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Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two. -
04-09-2015, 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
This could be a retard or a troll. In either case, I don't think it can comprehend the healing power of Jesus. I suspect it is doomed.
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How can I repend my sin and be one of the sheeps on your land?
please tell me. I'm not a troll.
JHL.
My fear is in God.
A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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Completely CRAZY for the Lord
True Christian™
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Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two. -
04-09-2015, 09:09 PM
You seem to be interested in transport so I was reminded of an event leading to Salvation where transport of the day was involved.
ACTS 8 KJV
5-7 Philip went down to the city of Samaria, and preached Christ unto them. And the people with one accord gave heed unto those things which Philip spake, hearing and seeing the miracles which he did. For unclean spirits, crying with loud voice, came out of many that were possessed with them: and many taken with palsies, and that were lame, were healed..
26-29 And the angel of the Lord spake unto Philip, saying, Arise, and go toward the south unto the way that goeth down from Jerusalem unto Gaza, which is desert. And he arose and went: and, behold, a man of Ethiopia, an eunuch of great authority under Candace queen of the Ethiopians, who had the charge of all her treasure, and had come to Jerusalem for to worship, Was returning, and sitting in his chariot read Esaias the prophet. Then the Spirit said unto Philip, Go near, and join thyself to this chariot.
35-40 Then Philip opened his mouth, and began at the same scripture, and preached unto him Jesus. And as they went on their way, they came unto a certain water: and the eunuch said, See, here is water; what doth hinder me to be baptized? And Philip said, If thou believest with all thine heart, thou mayest. And he answered and said, I believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of God. And he commanded the chariot to stand still: and they went down both into the water, both Philip and the eunuch; and he baptized him. And when they were come up out of the water, the Spirit of the Lord caught away Philip, that the eunuch saw him no more: and he went on his way rejoicing. But Philip was found at Azotus: and passing through he preached in all the cities, till he came to Caesarea. You can follow Philip's journey on the map. What was the eunuch reading?
32 The place of the scripture which he read was this, He was led as a sheep to the slaughter; and like a lamb dumb before his shearer, so opened he not his mouth:
33 In his humiliation his judgment was taken away: and who shall declare his generation? for his life is taken from the earth.
34 And the eunuch answered Philip, and said, I pray thee, of whom speaketh the prophet this? of himself, or of some other man?
35 Then Philip opened his mouth, and began at the same scripture, and preached unto him Jesus.
cf Isaiah 53 There is everything explained for you using the terms employed by God to share The Good News. Satan can blind your understanding but we are assured that no-one predestined for Salvation will be lost.
I hope that is helpful.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two. -
04-10-2015, 03:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Impala 67
How can I repend my sin and be one of the sheeps on your land?
please tell me. I'm not a troll.
JHL.
My fear is in God.
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Stop lying and tell us who you are, and who sent you.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Unsaved trash, obese teenaged queer
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Location: hanging w/ the bae in moscow.
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Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two. -
04-10-2015, 09:16 PM
i understood the reference to supernatural immediately and tbh if you're from tumblr or reddit or whatever (just by using a supernatural reference; it's a huge fandom on tumblr) just give up the act already. it's quite obvious you're being satirical and it doesn't help anything imo. these people here seriously do not care what you have to say lol.
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Unsaved trash, inbred eskimo
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Re: Love the book, still waiting for part two. -
04-10-2015, 10:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Aggressus
i understood the reference to supernatural immediately and tbh if you're from tumblr or reddit or whatever (just by using a supernatural reference; it's a huge fandom on tumblr) just give up the act already. it's quite obvious you're being satirical and it doesn't help anything imo. these people here seriously do not care what you have to say lol.
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how cute.
Remember there’s a difference between kneeling down and bending over.
I do the first to please God; You do the second to anger him.
JHL.
I will pray for you.
A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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