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Default Re: Hello Forum - 01-27-2015, 07:26 PM

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This is why you need to have your Pastor make arrangements with a decent Christian male who can care and look after you so that you don't have to worry about thinking or working and can concentrate on bringing forth a quiver full of Soldiers of Christ.

What more could you want?

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Thank you for the advice- I will see if the local Pastor can find me a good Christian male to rid me of this.
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Smile Re: Hello Forum - 02-11-2015, 01:47 AM

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Hello, my name is Carrie. I live in Virginia, and am currently in search of a church as I just moved here from KY a few months ago. Unforunately I am tempted by lesbian desires and I am hoping to be reformed through this site and a church.

My favorite bible verse is Ecclesiastes 3:1:
"To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven: A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted;"
Hi Carrie, just read your introduction and thought I'd comment. I admire your bravery for admitting what you just admitted and hope you have been successful in your start of reforming.
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Default Re: Hello Forum - 02-11-2015, 11:40 AM

I think it would be helpful if you told us why, specifically, you would like to be free of your lesbian urges. What is it that stops you from just giving in and having sex with women?


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Default Re: Hello Forum - 02-11-2015, 02:33 PM

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I know that lesbianism is evil- which is why I can't stand feeling these desires. I am trying to find a way to rid myself of these desires but fear approaching men.
Only sluts approach men. Just let your Pastor or your father select a husband for you.


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Smile Re: Hello Forum - 02-11-2015, 04:38 PM

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I do not own any large zip ties. But I am willing to try anything it takes...even though I am a little afraid.
You should never be afraid of a Christian man. We have Jesus with us all the time so it is not like you would actually be alone. As a man of Christ, my hands are guided by His. I do the Lords work.
Tell me a little about your problems. Have you defiled your skin with tattoos and piercings? Do you seek out other leseans at places like strip clubs where you can out out your fantasies for a dollar? Do you carry change?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Hello Forum - 04-07-2015, 06:01 PM

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You should never be afraid of a Christian man. We have Jesus with us all the time so it is not like you would actually be alone. As a man of Christ, my hands are guided by His. I do the Lords work.
Tell me a little about your problems. Have you defiled your skin with tattoos and piercings? Do you seek out other leseans at places like strip clubs where you can out out your fantasies for a dollar? Do you carry change?
Yes, I've defined my body with piercing and have hung out at known lessbian bars. Plus, my mother sent me to a liberal arts college, where I met lesbians. It's all awful.

However, I have started attending a new church and I am hopeful that this pastor can help reform me.
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Default Re: Hello Forum - 04-07-2015, 06:06 PM

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Hi Carrie, just read your introduction and thought I'd comment. I admire your bravery for admitting what you just admitted and hope you have been successful in your start of reforming.
Thank you. Every day is a struggle but I'm hopeful.
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Bible Re: Hello Forum - 04-07-2015, 06:41 PM

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Thank you. Every day is a struggle but I'm hopeful.
How emotional but also promising. A sinner actually becomining conscious of her sorry starte. An apotheosis, a pivotal moment. Suddenly everying openes including the direct hotline into Heaven, the ability to hear the slowly sibilant but persuasive whisper of Jesus: take my hand. "Let Me come into thee?" And then the union, GLORY, the presence of redemption. A new human being.



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Yea, I hated all my labour which I had taken under the sun: because I should leave it unto the man that shall be after me. And who knoweth whether he shall be a wise [man] or a fool? yet shall he have rule over all my labour wherein I have laboured, and wherein I have shewed myself wise under the sun(STRUGGLE). This [is] also vanity. Therefore I went about to cause my heart to despair of all the labour which I took under the sun. For there is a man whose labour [is] in wisdom, and in knowledge, and in equity; yet to a man that hath not laboured therein shall he leave it [for] his portion. This also [is] vanity and a great evil (STRUGGLE).

Who knows if you did things wise or foolish. You just have to cast that away and be saved after a period of investigation, indoctrination and baptism, TO GAIN...

Ecclesiastes 9:4
For to him that is joined to all the living there is hope: for a living dog is better than a dead lion.


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Yes, there is reason to be hopeful! just follow the advice of these verses!



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Default Re: Hello Forum - 04-07-2015, 08:14 PM

Oh dear, I'm so glad that you came to us. Your father needs to arrange a good raping, that'll do it! I guarantee!


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Default Re: Hello Forum - 04-07-2015, 08:38 PM

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Oh dear, I'm so glad that you came to us. Your father needs to arrange a good raping, that'll do it! I guarantee!
That is a great point. In fact, Brother Man already made a thread about it several years ago:

http://landoverbaptist.net/showthrea...ighlight=raped

With Biblical references of course.


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Default Re: Hello Forum - 04-07-2015, 08:52 PM

It makes sense that you would be a lesbian since you have no father. I agree with the view that you should be beaten. The fact that you have no father might actually work to your benefit in moving the marriage process along, but you need a clear headed (i.e. male) person to decide for you. The choice of husband certainly can't be left up to a lesbian.


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