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Default New member but perplexed - 04-03-2015, 01:52 PM

As a Christian who is open to life (9 kids) and married to one woman for 25 years I am perplexed why many (or most) churches proclaiming to be Christian allow birth control and divorce?
The Dugans in Arkansas seem to be a rare breed of Christian who don't tell God how many kids they should have.
God is very clear that He hates divorce. And many churches not only allow but encourage adultery by admitting members who are on their 2nd, 3rd or 4th spouse.
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As a Christian who is open to life (9 kids) and married to one woman for 25 years I am perplexed why many (or most) churches proclaiming to be Christian allow birth control and divorce?
The Dugans in Arkansas seem to be a rare breed of Christian who don't tell God how many kids they should have.
God is very clear that He hates divorce. And many churches not only allow but encourage adultery by admitting members who are on their 2nd, 3rd or 4th spouse.
You will find much in these forums regarding your question and you'll also find much advice from the fine Christian men here - particularly our loving and welcoming pastor who will no doubt soon greet you with open arms.

In the meantime, perhaps you might pay attention to the instructions of the introduction forum so you don't come across as a total maroon to the rest of us. It plainly says above:

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

It isn't rocket science. Even Brother Faith Machine made it through that part of the process.

Yours in Jesus,
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As a Christian who is open to life (9 kids) and married to one woman for 25 years I am perplexed why many (or most) churches proclaiming to be Christian allow birth control and divorce?
The Dugans in Arkansas seem to be a rare breed of Christian who don't tell God how many kids they should have.
God is very clear that He hates divorce. And many churches not only allow but encourage adultery by admitting members who are on their 2nd, 3rd or 4th spouse.
Well you've come to the right place!! You'll find no false Christians here.

Friend, do us a favor and properly introduce yourself, if you would be so kind.

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Default Re: New member but perplexed - 04-03-2015, 02:04 PM

BEWARE OF FALSE PROPHETS IN HERE ! THEY WILL LEAD YOU TO HELL WITH THEM !

2 Peter 2 King James Version (KJV)

2 But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction.

2 And many shall follow their pernicious ways; by reason of whom the way of truth shall be evil spoken of.

3 And through covetousness shall they with feigned words make merchandise of you: whose judgment now of a long time lingereth not, and their damnation slumbereth not.


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Default Re: New member but perplexed - 04-03-2015, 02:50 PM

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You will find much in these forums regarding your question and you'll also find much advice from the fine Christian men here - particularly our loving and welcoming pastor who will no doubt soon greet you with open arms.

In the meantime, perhaps you might pay attention to the instructions of the introduction forum so you don't come across as a total maroon to the rest of us. It plainly says above:

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

Yours in Jesus,
NRL
I am 50 yrs old, 9 kids, married 25 yrs. I stay at home and pray with my family as there are no churches near me that hold to all the commandments of God.

I absolutely believe that God hates divorce, adultery and contraception.

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I am 50 yrs old, 9 kids, married 25 yrs. I stay at home and pray with my family as there are no churches near me that hold to all the commandments of God.

I absolutely believe that God hates divorce, adultery and contraception.

Mr. Saurus,

Welcome to praising Jesus with us. You seem to have healthy ideas regarding the intricacies of mundane living.

Matthew 5:32
But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery.

Even more importantly, you also have a grasp of the character of God as a holistic entity that not only gives love and joy but also hates ferociously those who disregard His commandments. I see great potential. Do not let us down.

Ecclesiastes 3:8
A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace.


Yours in Christ,

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