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Default New Here - 05-29-2009, 05:30 PM

Hi everybody. I am a former sinner who was saved on December 31 of last year. I spent the majority of my life doing things I wish I hadn't. But now I follow the lord til I die. I stumbled across this forum and I was struck by how much we agree on things. I just wanted to introduce myself and meet the fine folks here.
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Default Re: New Here - 05-29-2009, 05:33 PM

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Hi everybody. I am a former sinner who was saved on December 31 of last year. I spent the majority of my life doing things I wish I hadn't. But now I follow the lord til I die. I stumbled across this forum and I was struck by how much we agree on things. I just wanted to introduce myself and meet the fine folks here.
Welcome to God's favorite forum! What Church do you attend? Are you a male of female non-monkey? What were the circumstances of your salvation?

Tell us more about yourself!

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Default Re: New Here - 05-30-2009, 04:50 AM

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Hi everybody. I am a former sinner who was saved on December 31 of last year. I spent the majority of my life doing things I wish I hadn't. But now I follow the lord til I die. I stumbled across this forum and I was struck by how much we agree on things. I just wanted to introduce myself and meet the fine folks here.
Interesting, you freely capitalize "I", showing us how much you respect yourself. Clearly, your SHIFT key works.

But "Lord"? You don't capitalize a reference to your Creator. What does that tell us about whom you really worship, Aunt Monkey?


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Default Re: New Here - 05-30-2009, 01:36 PM

Shalom!

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Hi everybody. I am a former sinner who was saved on December 31 of last year.
And why not? Perhaps you're some sort of Adventist, what with the fixed date and all.

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I spent the majority of my life doing things I wish I hadn't.
What sort of things? Enquiring minds need to know they do.

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But now I follow the lord til I die. I stumbled across this forum and I was struck by how much we agree on things. I just wanted to introduce myself and meet the fine folks here.
Stumbled? Perhaps you'll be more sure-footed if you lay off the booze, you will.

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