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  • #46
    Re: Why Do Atheists Believe Everything Came From Monkeys?

    Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
    Are we entirely sure that black people didn't come from gorillas? They look just like each other, except for the hair. But gorillas don't look like white folks at all.
    Amen, Brother. Even scientists say they all look like apes.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #47
      Re: Why Do Atheists Believe Everything Came From Monkeys?

      Say "scientist" agin and agin and agin and agin, and I'll be buggered if by the 20th time or so you don't find yerself saying "Satanist". Looky here:

      scientist saientist saentist satentist Satinist

      Dint take but 5 times.

      Think about it.

      Yours In Christ

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      • #48
        Re: Why Do Atheists Believe Everything Came From Monkeys?

        Originally posted by Brother_Percy View Post
        Ask any atheist a question on evolution theory, you always hear the same answer : Monkeys.

        Monkeys... Monkeys... Monkeys... Monkeys...
        Not Monkeys. A common Ancestor!
        I Peter 3:15-16: But sanctify the Lord God in your hearts: and be ready always to give an answer to every man that asketh you a reason of the hope that is in you with meekness and fear: Having a good conscience; that, whereas they speak evil of you, as of evildoers, they may be ashamed that falsely accuse your good conversation in Christ.

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        • #49
          Re: Why Do Atheists Believe Everything Came From Monkeys?

          Originally posted by Infinity View Post
          Not Monkeys. A common Ancestor!
          Yes, yes...


          ... a FISH!

          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • #50
            Re: Why Do Atheists Believe Everything Came From Monkeys?

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            Yes, yes...

            ... a FISH!

            Surely not a fish, Sister? I heard it was "Stardust".
            2 Timothy 3:16

            All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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            • #51
              Re: Why Do Atheists Believe Everything Came From Monkeys?

              They believe this because they themselves are less intelligent than monkeys. They think that is a step up from monkeys.

              Ugh. They are just the worst.

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              • #52
                Re: Why Do Atheists Believe Everything Came From Monkeys?

                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                No, the word 'theory' means 'I refuse to listen to the facts and have instead choosen a completely irrational, make beleive explanation.'

                We follow the Bible friend, filled with first hand accounting of the facts regarding the Creation by God.
                You literally made me laugh out loud. Refuse to listen to facts you say? Then why do you even listen to the Bible? Was it because it was beaten on your head as a small child forcing you to believe in a false deity?
                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                • #53
                  Re: Why Do Atheists Believe Everything Came From Monkeys?

                  Originally posted by Im a Fool & a Sinner View Post
                  You literally made me laugh out loud. Refuse to listen to facts you say? Then why do you even listen to the Bible? Was it because it was beaten on your head as a small child forcing you to believe in a false deity?
                  First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                  Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                  Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

                  If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                  • #54
                    Re: Why Do Atheists Believe Everything Came From Monkeys?

                    Originally posted by Im a Fool & a Sinner View Post
                    You literally made me laugh out loud. Refuse to listen to facts you say? Then why do you even listen to the Bible? Was it because it was beaten on your head as a small child forcing you to believe in a false deity?
                    Dear friend,

                    The evidence for the existence of the God of the Bible and His son Jesus Christ surrounds us everyday. Look at the wind and the trees, little children playing touch football, lovers bringing eachother flowers, the mentally ill dying of curable diseases and exposure in the streets, natural disasters... all of this points to the hand of a loving Creator who tenderly designed each of us in the womb and imbued us with free will, yet threatens to burn us for all of eternity if we ignore His invisible presence.

                    Why do you choose to hate your own Father who created you?
                    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                    • #55
                      Re: Why Do Atheists Believe Everything Came From Monkeys?

                      Originally posted by Im a Fool & a Sinner View Post
                      ...Was it because it was beaten on your head as a small child forcing you to believe in a false deity?
                      If God was a false deity, wouldn't He tell us? He is omnipotent, you know.

                      Silly atheist.

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                      • #56
                        Re: Why Do Atheists Believe Everything Came From Monkeys?

                        Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                        God did not create anything "just" to destroy it. When Adam was created there was no such thing as death. Nothing died. There was no disease: Adam had no mitochondria, a] he needed none and b] he did not have a mother.


                        .
                        If there was no death before the fall. How did adam and eve eat the fruit??

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                        • #57
                          Re: Why Do Atheists Believe Everything Came From Monkeys?

                          Originally posted by jakradi View Post
                          If there was no death before the fall. How did adam and eve eat the fruit??
                          With their face and mouths.

                          Jesus wins again!

                          YIC
                          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                          • #58
                            Re: Why Do Atheists Believe Everything Came From Monkeys?

                            Originally posted by jakradi View Post
                            If there was no death before the fall. How did adam and eve eat the fruit??
                            Since God is omniscient, scientists who say that fruits and vegetables are living things must be wrong. It's very simple.
                            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                            • #59
                              Re: Why Do Atheists Believe Everything Came From Monkeys?

                              Originally posted by Brother_Percy View Post
                              Why Do Atheists Believe Everything Came From Monkeys??


                              Friends,

                              Ask any atheist a question on evolution theory, you always hear the same answer : Monkeys.

                              Monkeys... Monkeys... Monkeys... Monkeys...

                              They don't even question it! No, they just take it at face value based on some silly science fiction book by some old dead guy. And no matter how many times you try to explain to them what the word 'theory' actually means, you get the same moronic response : Monkeys.

                              EVERYTHING comes from monkeys.

                              Not only that, but they fail to even address the one simple question that the ridiculous evolution theory raises : "If everything came from monkeys, then why are there monkeys still around today? Why haven't they evolved into stuff too??"

                              It's insane, friends. So, what?? They expect us to believe that humans came from monkeys? That cats came from monkeys? That dogs came from monkeys? That fish and birds and elephants and racoons came from monkeys?? Seriously, how can they seriously believe a monkey could turn into a gigantic fish like a whale? It's retarded!

                              Or what about a tree? Trees dont even have hair or tails or monkey-parts?? Still, I guess monkeys swing from trees, so they must somehow figure this means monkeys must have turned into them?? A fine example of atheist logic right there, friends, or should I say the lack of it.

                              Yes, further proof that atheists are just a bunch of mindless braindead sheep who will believe anything that Darwin guy tells them! And he's dead!!! I guess worshipping monkeys didn't turn out too good for him, huh?

                              Nope, Not. One. Bit. Amen!
                              lol Your retarded. 'Everthing ' didnt come from monkeys. There were mammals and marsupials long before 85 mil years ago when the first monkeys began. We came from apes known as Homo habilis and they were of the genus Homo, having about the same size as a chimp's brain but were the only line demonstrating confirmed tool use. Maybe read more on evolutionary theory before you critisize it and make yourself look dumb?
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                              • #60
                                Re: Why Do Atheists Believe Everything Came From Monkeys?

                                Why don't we just admit to using atheist "logic" to illustrate that they are projecting their latent urges to commit bestiality with wild creatures?

                                What do you think Jane Goodall was doing out there with those monkeys all those years alone without the guiding hand of a good Christian husband?
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