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Please Pray for Mistress Cookie -
12-07-2014, 05:49 PM
Please join me in a 12 hour prayer vigil in our prayer closets for the safe return of Mistress Cookie, and all the money, time, and belongings Brother Des spent on getting her. While we haven't heard anything from her, I'm worried about our dear Mistress Cookie, and I hope that she will be back in Landover, where she belongs, NOT outside in the climate!!! She needs to be with godly people who can heal her there and help her (Dr. Niles is the first that comes to mind). Faith Machine, if you see this, please ensure she returns safely to Freehold within the next 24 hours, so additional damage to her frail health (the outdoors is not good for a lady's health -- she was meant to be indoors, cooking and cleaning) will be minimal! Remember Matthew 7:7 "Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:"
Yours in Christ,
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Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie -
12-07-2014, 07:17 PM
Sister Elizabeth,
We've all spent so much time praying for Cookie that I am sure God is intervening as He always does. He remains on the throne just as sure as Cookie is likely somewhere kneeling in front of it.
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Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie -
12-07-2014, 09:56 PM
Women are completely incapable of reading maps. Did anyone allow her to wander off into the wilderness? Why was she allowed to leave town anyway?
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Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie -
12-08-2014, 09:00 AM
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Women are completely incapable of reading maps. Did anyone allow her to wander off into the wilderness? Why was she allowed to leave town anyway?
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Yes, I discovered this when I asked her to use the GPS on my smartphone as we sought the most expedient route back to Freehold from Stone Mountain.
Bless her heart, the Google Android proved too vexing for her to operate!
Anyway, it's just been a minor delay and I'm sure we'll all be home safe and sound before you know it!
And please, please, please tell the Department of Faith not to expend their valuable resources trying to track my phone, as there was a little incident with that device and I have therefore removed the battery.
Can't wait to see you all again real soon!
Yours in Christ,
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Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie -
12-08-2014, 09:45 AM
Do you have any photos you can show us?
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Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie -
12-08-2014, 09:46 AM
As I said, there was a problem with my smart phone.
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Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie -
12-08-2014, 03:58 PM
Can you stop by a CVS or some other little place and buy a camera? Surely, you can afford that, and if not, buy one and my husband and I will pay you back later. We are very worried about her!
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Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie -
12-08-2014, 06:29 PM
I don't understand why you'd be worried, and I'm even more mystified by your request that I purchase a camera. What ever for?
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Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie -
12-08-2014, 09:45 PM
I'm just worried because many ladies including myself get very ill if out in the cold air (we are, after all, the weaker vessel) or in the car. She's been in both situations lately, and that worries me so. As for a camera, I'd love to see some new photos of her and also it'd be good to see some photos of her next to a landmark.
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Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie -
12-08-2014, 09:59 PM
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I'm just worried because many ladies including myself get very ill if out in the cold air (we are, after all, the weaker vessel) or in the car. She's been in both situations lately, and that worries me so. As for a camera, I'd love to see some new photos of her and also it'd be good to see some photos of her next to a landmark.
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And perhaps showing her with today's newspaper?
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Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie -
12-09-2014, 12:17 AM
Actually, I try to look on the bright side of this. I think of it as an adventure Miss Cookie is having. And, knowing her spunk, she will use the experience to grow and help all of us here.
I predict she is collecting recipes from across the country. Faith will no doubt takes her to shopping malls and she will come back decked out in the finest Christian outfits.
Let's get ready for a big Freehold celebration on the return of Miss Cookie.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie -
12-09-2014, 01:25 AM
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Let's get ready for a big Freehold celebration on the return of Miss Cookie.
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Not if she's in a duffle bag, or worse, a box!
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Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie -
12-09-2014, 02:56 AM
Mayor, Mistress Cookie returns, do you think it would be possible for me to attend the celebration (if not in person, then over Skype)? I know I'm not a True Christian, but I dearly love Mistress Cookie, and have been trying to do my best to support her. If you are uncomfortable with me (a forum member) being present, forgive me for asking and wasting your precious time. I understand how you are so careful with protecting riff-raff from invading Landover.
Humbly yours in Christ,
Elizabeth
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Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie -
12-09-2014, 03:33 AM
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Mayor, Mistress Cookie returns, do you think it would be possible for me to attend the celebration (if not in person, then over Skype)? I know I'm not a True Christian, but I dearly love Mistress Cookie, and have been trying to do my best to support her. If you are uncomfortable with me (a forum member) being present, forgive me for asking and wasting your precious time. I understand how you are so careful with protecting riff-raff from invading Landover.
Humbly yours in Christ,
Elizabeth
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Mrs. Johnson, it would be a pleasure to have you celebrate with us the return of Mistress Cookie. She may bring back some special recipe for you.
As you suggest, it might be best if you not request to be one of the presenters at the affair. Only men will speak from the podium.
Thank you for your support of our wonderful Mistress Cookie.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie -
12-09-2014, 04:45 AM
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Mrs. Johnson, it would be a pleasure to have you celebrate with us the return of Mistress Cookie. She may bring back some special recipe for you.
As you suggest, it might be best if you not request to be one of the presenters at the affair. Only men will speak from the podium.
Thank you for your support of our wonderful Mistress Cookie.
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Of course, I wouldn't dare to speak from the podium. I firmly believe a lady's place is at the feet of the men who are teaching, and us ladies have our mouths shut learning. After all, the Lord gave us one small mouth, and two ears.
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Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie -
12-09-2014, 04:46 AM
You all listen to Mayor Joe Hold now; he's got a good head on his shoulders!
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Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie -
12-10-2014, 06:40 AM
It seems clear to me that the good sister has still not lifted up her eyes unto the hills from whence cometh her help. One thing I have learned in my journey toward True Christianity™ is that one has to continually lift up one's eyes unto the hills from whence cometh our help.
On the other hand - is it possible that Mistress Cookie has lifted up her eyes to the HOLLYWOOD hills, from whence used to come her help? And is it possible that Brother Faith Machine, being from Pacifica, not only aided but abetted her journey to that godless area? I speak these questions in the spirit of brotherly love, friends. It is not my place nor is it my intention to speak ill of those that have far greater depth in the love of God than I. In fact, I am prostrate on my face right now, crying out to the LORD JESUS for His forgiveness. It is really hard to type this way so I am going to go for now.
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Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie -
12-10-2014, 07:02 AM
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It seems clear to me that the good sister has still not lifted up her eyes unto the hills from whence cometh her help. One thing I have learned in my journey toward True Christianity™ is that one has to continually lift up one's eyes unto the hills from whence cometh our help.
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Brother Larry, which good sister are you implying that has not lifted her eyes unto the hills. I will take your advice though for whichever one of us it was intended and pray more!
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Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie -
12-10-2014, 07:16 AM
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Brother Larry, which good sister are you implying that has not lifted her eyes unto the hills. I will take your advice though for whichever one of us it was intended and pray more!
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Sister Johnson, I was referring to Mistress Cookie. One so lovely as yourself has been faithful to Jesus in prayer - of this, I am certain.
Adoringly,
Brother Larry
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Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie -
12-10-2014, 07:20 AM
I sure am hearing a lot of jibber jabber here. Can any of you prove that Miss Cookie is not, at this very moment, being supported by me, her brother in Christ, as she climbs new mountains of faith and is invigorated by the Lord's healing hand?
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