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GOD HATES SCOTLAND ! -
07-14-2008, 09:51 PM
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Only a few days ago I discovered that Scotch people actually have access to the interweb! Yes, here on these Godly Forums we were 'invaded' by one of these ugly, drunk, skirt-wearing, stinky people with rotten black teeth! Needless to say I was shocked!
I had thought that most Scotch still lived in caves, married their sisters (or animals), and had no access to electricity or running water!
So I decided to start this thread, to educate these poor wretches about why God hates them! They may be too drunk or retarded to understand, but let's give it a try...
Reason No 1. Why God Hates Scotland - BILLY CONNOLLY -
Listen to this hippy Mary-worshipper! And he's 'billed' as a comedian? Really?? I find NOTHING funny about mocking and abusing baby Jesus!
Apologies in advance - There were no subtitles available.
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Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND ! -
07-14-2008, 11:24 PM
Men in skirts. Was more proof needed to show the world that Scotland is a den of inquity where the men are all sodomite homers? Thanks for shedding even more light on the joys boys of Scotland.
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Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND ! -
07-15-2008, 12:28 PM
Reason No 2. Why God Hates Scotland - SEAN CONNERY -
Mary-worshipper Sean Connery, famous for playing notorious fornicating British super-spy 'James Bond' in movies, is at the top of God's Scotch hit-list!
Not only is he a fag-icon and a fag-enabler, but he's also a divorcee and adulterer and a fornicator in real life - just like the perverted spy he plays!
Connery also spends most of his time playing fag-sports, such as GOLF! The most homersexual 'sport' in the World!
Just look at him here, wearing 'women's boots' and sporting girly hair .... disgusting!
Burn in Hell, Mr Connery! Burn in Hell!!!
... more Scotch people to follow....
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Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND ! -
07-15-2008, 01:26 PM
Dave Barry, who being the son of a minister and an alumnus of a Quaker-affiliated college is ˝-way to being a Christian, remarked,
“We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little scuzzball countries like Scotland that we could vaporize in seconds if we felt like it.”
And you know, this sums up the failings of Scotland – a “scuzzball country.”
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Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND ! -
07-15-2008, 03:56 PM
I used to know of only one Godly Scot Brother McGregor, but he seems have fallen into temptation since his return to Scotland. He hasn't been heard of or seen since March maybe he has married a sheep ! or he is too embarrassed to come on here now he is back cross dressing in a skirt/ kilt.
Although it may be for genuine reasons, I don't think they have internet connections in Scotland, but I heard that in some regions the oil lamp is being replaced by electricity. They still shoot bow and arrows at passing planes thinking they are some sort of big rapture.
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Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND ! -
07-17-2008, 01:16 AM
I wonder if God was hating King James whilst he commissioned the KJV1611....
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Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND ! -
07-17-2008, 07:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother_Percy
Reason No 2. Why God Hates Scotland - SEAN CONNERY -
Mary-worshipper Sean Connery, famous for playing notorious fornicating British super-spy 'James Bond' in movies, is at the top of God's Scotch hit-list!
Not only is he a fag-icon and a fag-enabler, but he's also a divorcee and adulterer and a fornicator in real life - just like the perverted spy he plays!
Connery also spends most of his time playing fag-sports, such as GOLF! The most homersexual 'sport' in the World!
Just look at him here, wearing 'women's boots' and sporting girly hair .... disgusting!
Burn in Hell, Mr Connery! Burn in Hell!!!
... more Scotch people to follow....
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That's quite an eye opener. I thought he was a true American hero when he turned that submarine "Red October" over to the US. That made me think he would vote for John McCain if given the chance. Now I see the real Sean.......I suppose the whole submarine was chock full of commie homo seamen. Disgusting
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And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.
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Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND ! -
07-17-2008, 11:39 AM
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Just look at him here, wearing 'women's boots' and sporting girly hair .... disgusting!
Burn in Hell, Mr Connery! Burn in Hell!!!
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Yes, it is disgusting.
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Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND ! -
07-22-2009, 10:30 PM
scottland is sweet! Jesus was born there
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07-22-2009, 10:37 PM
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You can't even spell the place - EPIC FAIL!
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Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND ! -
03-23-2010, 01:46 AM
The way you people think is really disturbing. I´m Dutch, but Scotland is my second home and that´s because the Scottish are the nicest people in the world. You people bring a lot of hatred in this world, just because you think some utopian god hates the Scottish, because they wear different clothes than you do! I hope one day you´ll realize how stupid that is.
I wish you a lot more love and wisdom then you have now!
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Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND ! -
03-23-2010, 10:33 AM
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The way you people think is really disturbing. I´m Dutch, but Scotland is my second home and that´s because the Scottish are the nicest people in the world. You people bring a lot of hatred in this world, just because you think some utopian god hates the Scottish, because they wear different clothes than you do! I hope one day you´ll realize how stupid that is.
I wish you a lot more love and wisdom then you have now!
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You are dutch and scottish? A double whammy, sorry friend, but you are never going to make to the pearly gates of heaven.
The dutch promote sodomy, drug consumption and atheistic living. The scotts promote drunken cross dressing. These are all things God hates. These are not just thoughts, these are cold, hard realities. There is no room for dispute. You know this to be true deep in your heart. Stop lying to yourself and turn your life over to Jesus.
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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND ! -
03-23-2010, 01:30 PM
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The way you people think is really disturbing.
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We don't think, we follow the commands of God! So it is God you are having trouble with, not us.
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You people bring a lot of hatred in this world
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Actually we bring LOVE to the world. We love you so much that we try to save you from eternal damnation to hell!
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I hope you realize how stupid you are before it is too late. Burning in hell is no fun .
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Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND ! -
03-23-2010, 02:28 PM
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The way you people think is really disturbing. I´m Dutch, but Scotland is my second home and that´s because the Scottish are the nicest people in the world. You people bring a lot of hatred in this world, just because you think some utopian god hates the Scottish, because they wear different clothes than you do! I hope one day you´ll realize how stupid that is.
I wish you a lot more love and wisdom then you have now!
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Even for a clog-wearing-red-lighting-hash-and-euthanasia-supporting-windmill-brained-flatlander Phillistine like yourself to deny the evidence of God's loathing for Scotland is dumber than dumb.
Your own liking for Scotland is irrelevant. God hates the place. I should know. I'm Scottish.
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04-25-2010, 03:54 PM
THis horrible country makes me sick! There was a Scottish man in Afganistan who almost jeopardized my life by being a drunk homersexual and wanting to have intercourse with me!
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04-25-2010, 03:58 PM
One does not need to quote Scriptue in any post, but since you asked.
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Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND ! -
05-14-2010, 08:54 PM
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Well, there's only one of us evidently who typed 'leather' and 'gay porn' in to google, and it was this good Christian, Isaac Peters.
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05-19-2010, 03:18 PM
I see someone who deserves a swift kick in the Obscenity Deleted for being an ignorant little Obscenity Deleted
God hates Scottish people? remember that Americans are made of immigrants from all over the world, you no doubt have distant relatives from Scotland my friend. Use the INTERWEBZ to look this up
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05-19-2010, 03:20 PM
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I see someone who deserves a swift kick in the Obscenity Deleted for being an ignorant little Obscenity Deleted
God hates Scottish people? remember that Americans are made of immigrants from all over the world, you no doubt have distant relatives from Scotland my friend. Use the INTERWEBZ to look this up
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You'll be Scottish then?
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Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND ! -
08-03-2009, 06:52 PM
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Men in skirts. Was more proof needed to show the world that Scotland is a den of inquity where the men are all sodomite homers? Thanks for shedding even more light on the joys boys of Scotland.
Yours in Christ
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If that were true then there'd be no Scottish children would there?! With all the respect in the world, you really are an uneducated lot aren't you!?
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