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Unsaved trash, Swiss hatemonger
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Location: Godless Sweden
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Please delete my membership -
02-08-2011, 10:43 PM
I have looked everywhere now, will some person in charge please delete me from this forum. I can't stand all you psychos here!
So to motivate you a bit to kick me out of here, I will give you a little somthing to look at:
DULL AND UNDERSTATED PICTURES OF THE SWEDISH PARLIMENT BUILDING DELETED. WE'VE ALL BEEN TO IKEA
I like to piffle, I like to eat bacon, I like to drink beer and wine, I like to smoke weed, I like to jerk off! I like to watch porn, I like to fart in public, I like to make jokes about dissabled people, I like to make fun of religions, I like sleeping in church, I like Denmark, I like to have fun like there's no tomorrow. AND! I can't wait to get to Hell, where all the fun happens!
Last edited by Bobby-Joe; 02-08-2011 at 10:47 PM.
Reason: boring pictures of Swedish parliment
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The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: America's Frozen Attic
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Re: Please delete my membership -
02-08-2011, 10:53 PM
No.
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
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Re: Please delete my membership -
02-08-2011, 10:59 PM
Hi Allan, welcome to out friendly forum!
Tell me of your perverted past and how you abused particle board. If you talk though it, we can all learn about the horrors of 'knock down.'
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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A young lady servicing the Lord
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: San Jose, Califonia
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Re: Please delete my membership -
02-09-2011, 12:21 AM
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Originally Posted by The Tolerant Allan_legarth
I have looked everywhere now, will some person in charge please delete me from this forum. I can't stand all you psychos here!
So to motivate you a bit to kick me out of here, I will give you a little somthing to look at:
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Hi Allan!
You should totallllly stay so you can get SAVED by JESUS and go to HEAVEN .
I know it must be hard to be on Moderation (not that I was ever there, because I'm polite and I believe in God and everything ).
But you should try reaaaaalllly super hard to get let off, because if you don't, God will send you to HELL forever and EVER!!!
Tammi
He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4
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True Christian™ Televangelist Director of Fundraising and Tithing On the Look Out for Wife #6!
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Apostles Grove, Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Please delete my membership -
02-09-2011, 12:22 AM
We have a strict policy of not deleting anyone's membership per request. Instead, you are asked to click the Red X button in the top right hand corner of your browser window. That will close your browser. And make sure never, ever to come back to www.landoverbaptist.net again.
Is that really so hard to do, people?
Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.
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Completely CRAZY for the Lord
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Posts: 14,666
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Leviticus Landing
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Re: Please delete my membership -
02-09-2011, 01:05 AM
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Originally Posted by The Tolerant Allan_legarth
I have looked everywhere now, will some person in charge please delete me from this forum. I can't stand all you psychos here!
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Psychosis is no laughing matter. But what an unusual 1st post on an Introduction Forum thread! I checked your other posts (all on the Introduction Forum) and can see that you are rapidly spiralling into a deep pyychotic episode, as is more or less the normal state of affairs in a communist European country - it doesn't matter which one: they're all pretty nuch the same. You need the healing touch of one of The Pastors, and an exorcism - these are available in the Landover facilities, or perhaps your circumstances warrant a personal visit - full details to The Pastoral Team will enable an early assessment.
MARK 5
2 And when hee was come out of the ship, immediatly there met him out of the tombes, a man with an vncleane spirit,
3 Who had his dwelling among the tombs, and no man could binde him, no not with chaines:
4 Because that hee had bene often bound with fetters and chaines, and the chaines had bene plucked asunder by him, and the fetters broken in pieces: neither could any man tame him.
5 And alwayes night and day, hee was in the mountaines, and in the tombes, crying, and cutting himselfe with stones.
But this historical record doesn't stop there. Read the whole account here
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
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Re: Please delete my membership -
02-09-2011, 02:13 AM
Allan, why didn't you respond to me? I want to be your friend in Christ. Please, what was in the past, is in the past. Lets make a new beginning.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Please delete my membership -
02-09-2011, 03:15 AM
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Originally Posted by The Tolerant Allan_legarth
I have looked everywhere now, will some person in charge please delete me from this forum. I can't stand all you psychos here!
So to motivate you a bit to kick me out of here, I will give you a little somthing to look at:
DULL AND UNDERSTATED PICTURES OF THE SWEDISH PARLIMENT BUILDING DELETED. WE'VE ALL BEEN TO IKEA
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Dear Hatemonger;
I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).
Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.
If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.
YIC,
--Pastor Ezekiel
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Location: On my way to Paradise
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Re: Please delete my membership -
02-09-2011, 03:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
We have a strict policy of not deleting anyone's membership per request. Instead, you are asked to click the Red X button in the top right hand corner of your browser window. That will close your browser. And make sure never, ever to come back to www.landoverbaptist.net again.
Is that really so hard to do, people?
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But Pastor! They don't get to put a notch in their keyboard if they're not banned. Isn't that the way it works with trolls?
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Posts: 50
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Warwick Queensland
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Re: Please delete my membership -
02-09-2011, 07:01 AM
Sister Believer, are you saying that people come here with the intention of getting themselves banned? How very....odd - why would anyone do that?
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Re: Please delete my membership -
02-09-2011, 07:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Ruth Elizabeth
Sister Believer, are you saying that people come here with the intention of getting themselves banned? How very....odd - why would anyone do that?
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Demons.
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Unsaved trash
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Join Date: Jul 2017
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Re: Please delete my membership -
07-25-2017, 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Ruth Elizabeth
Sister Believer, are you saying that people come here with the intention of getting themselves banned? How very....odd - why would anyone do that?
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Yes. Yes we would.
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Obese Swedish Meatball Delusional Forum Member
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Posts: 2,207
Join Date: May 2014
Location: On a mountain with a tree and a midgit
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Re: Please delete my membership -
07-25-2017, 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by BroadwayBaby9700
Yes. Yes we would.
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Hello Broad Baby,
There seems to be misunderstandings on your part. As you identify as a Christian you should ask God to ban you. Since you are still here He obviously didn´t listen to you. You need to wonder why this is as Matthew 7:7 clearly states your account would have been deleted had God listened to you.
Kind regards,
Roland
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
Last edited by Roland; 07-25-2017 at 08:37 PM.
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
True Christian™
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Standing behind my husband
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Re: Please delete my membership -
07-25-2017, 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by BroadwayBaby9700
Yes. Yes we would.
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Even more bizarre are people who respond to six-year-old posts.
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Join Date: May 2014
Location: Pajala, Sweden
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Re: Please delete my membership -
08-21-2017, 09:15 AM
Jesus Christ deletes you the day He comes.
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Unsaved trash, brain on ice
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Join Date: Apr 2017
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Re: Please delete my membership -
09-15-2017, 07:37 PM
You always can be banned. Your nickname will appear with a dash in front of it.
To get his you should flame no sense to this church or God.
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Unsaved trash
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Join Date: Sep 2017
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Re: Please delete my membership -
09-19-2017, 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
We have a strict policy of not deleting anyone's membership per request. Instead, you are asked to click the Red X button in the top right hand corner of your browser window. That will close your browser. And make sure never, ever to come back to www.landoverbaptist.net again.
Is that really so hard to do, people?
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That is the smartest thing i have ever heard a "True Christian tm" Say.
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Obese Swedish Meatball Delusional Forum Member
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Re: Please delete my membership -
09-19-2017, 10:35 PM
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Originally Posted by EmoTrash
That is the smartest thing i have ever heard a "True Christian tm" Say.
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Depending on your system, /rm -rf might also work.
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
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Posts: 13,158
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Godly Midwest
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Re: Please delete my membership -
09-19-2017, 11:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Roland
Depending on your system, /rm -rf might also work.
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And there's always format c:\ if everything else fails.
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Posts: 14,455
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: The other end of the internet
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Re: Please delete my membership -
09-19-2017, 11:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
And there's always format c:\ if everything else fails.
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Defenestration* is much faster.
*computer or self
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