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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 01-16-2009, 01:52 PM

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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 01-16-2009, 02:08 PM

Isn't there a parable between Hitler and the Ku-Klux Klan? How can they be "filled with Christian love" ?
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 01-16-2009, 02:28 PM

believe me, i read enough of the bible to tell you that life today looks different than 2000 years ago.
And i think you also cant compare the bible stories (not the parables, i mean the real one) with the 3rd world countries which suffer because of our unfair trade, bad handeling with nature and climate and ignorance. USA is by the way on the top of the countries who support the poorness in the 3rd world. A sad fact..
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 01-16-2009, 02:36 PM

I think killing is for this people here no problem untill people with different religions are killed -.-'
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 01-16-2009, 02:38 PM

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USA is by the way on the top of the countries who support the poorness in the 3rd world. A sad fact..
Friend, being from a country that treats its aboriginals in a horrible fashion, you have no right to point the finger at us.

We don't support poorness. We have even given away thousands of Bibles (KJV only) to those negras last year. That's more than they did for us.

Anyway, can you give us a roundup of which chapter and verses in the Bible still count, an which ones don't? Because SOMEBODY apparently forgot to tell us which Holy Words are no longer to be considered Holy Words.

Shall we start with Genesis 1:1 ?


Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 01-16-2009, 02:39 PM

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i will give you some information about them: The Ku-Klux clan are an illegal group of people, who stand for radical racism and racial discrimination in the name of god. They burned in the past churches who were visited by black people, fought against the equal rights of black americans and killed in the night whole black families. After ist they put a burning cross in front of their house as their symbol. Today their illegal activities are still known and hunted by police.
What fantasy website did you get this information from? Even the ACLU stands up for the rights of the KKK.

I challenge you to name one family of blacks that was killed in the night by the KKK. I also challenge you to name one church that was burned down by the KKK.


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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 01-16-2009, 02:49 PM

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Isn't there a parable between Hitler and the Ku-Klux Klan?
Not one that I can see; Hilter was not Christian - he was catholic! Catholics are not Christians
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The Klu Klux Klan was started for the Godly suppression of Negro, Jewish, Homosexual, and Catholic interests.

Now it is well-known that
(i)God approves of slavery; the blacks were slaves but the North wanted to get rid of them – this is against God.
(ii)that the Jews killed Christ and
(iii)that homosexuals are, according to God, “an abomination” and should be killed.
(iv)Catholics are led by Satan

You will see that the KKK is thus a very Christian organization.

It has undergone many changes and today is mainly there to help the poor based upon the teachings of Jesus.
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believe me, i read enough of the bible to tell you that life today looks different than 2000 years ago.
No, life is just the same. God gave his Word 6000 years ago and that Word is as true now as it was then!
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And i think you also cant compare the bible stories (not the parables, i mean the real one) with the 3rd world countries which suffer because of our unfair trade, bad handeling with nature and climate and ignorance.
God gave the West riches because we were mostly Christian – the rest of the world hate God and thus are poor and smelly.
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Not a fact at all – the USA, under George Bush, has spent $Billions in aid money – The USA has spent over $Trillion ($1,000,000,000,000) in Iraq alone!





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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 01-16-2009, 03:01 PM

America was one reason why Hitler lost World War II... and they should be proud of it, but people like the Ku-Klux Klan are totally ok??? What?

I dont think that you know some hard facts about them, read this interview.
http://historymatters.gmu.edu/d/6225/
Learning about what's racism and what isn't should be common nowadays, but i know... it's more important to learn about guns
When the Bible was written, there hadn't been a problem with racism, everyone had relevates somewhere, and they were poor, which is a fact. But they weren't damned, were they?

Reading the Bible won't help you with today's issues, it has been written 2000 years ago, things changed pretty much since then
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 01-16-2009, 03:18 PM

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When the Bible was written, there hadn't been a problem with racism, everyone had relevates somewhere, and they were poor, which is a fact.
I'm having trouble understanding you, but this sentence is completely undecipherable.


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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 01-16-2009, 03:22 PM

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[…] but people like the Ku-Klux Klan are totally ok??? What?
The Klan is different now, just like the Austrians are different from that Austrian Hitler now.
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[…]Learning about what's racism and what isn't should be common nowadays, but i know... it's more important to learn about guns
Telling an armed robber about history is not going to help you!
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When the Bible was written, there hadn't been a problem with racism,
Learn your Bible! God had a lot of trouble with races – He drowned them all in the Flood!
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everyone had relevates somewhere, and they were poor, which is a fact. But they weren't damned, were they?
Basically, yes they were damned. You either worshipped God or were killed.
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Reading the Bible won't help you with today's issues, it has been written 2000 years ago, things changed pretty much since then
God knows everything, He therefore knew what “today” would be like. When He wrote the Bible he made it timeless! The Bible has no mistakes and is as true today as it was when it was written.





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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 04-24-2009, 07:35 PM

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You are truly a fat bullfrog looking nutjob. 3 is my favorite. I cant wait to come here to see what you crazies have to say after the 08' election. Bush isnt even legally allowed to run. Democrats will make short work of the Republicans the same way the took the House and Senate majority in 06'..

Get over it. People dont give 2 sh*ts about YOU or YOUR religion.. You can all talk yourselves up in this forum but in the real world you ARE a minority and you will NEVER have any real power.
Agree,

If you think i come here to flame,I don't care. I'm going to tell you my Opinion.

You guy's are the worst type of people i have ever seen. Worse than the Nazi's of 44'.

Ever heard of the Aryan Brotherhood, those son of bitches white supremisits are getting there asses kicked in jail's by the blacks,mexican and others. Outside of jail,you've got the Black Panthers. Taking care of people who think like you.

Here some of my thoughts of you:

If god created all people,then why did he create the ones he hated ,jews, blacks, Islamic people etc. To put fairness on the earth? wouldn't he have killed them yet?

You are so full off your selfs. You don't have respect,and something that everyone should have, respect for your fellow peers.

In Britian,we don't have alot of people like you. We show respect, and other good values to everyone. Yet if there's people like you, There one thing i will enjoy doing when the so called 'Armagedden wars' break out i will enjoy doing the following to you people in Britain.

Breaking your knee's.
Watching you crawl,
Turning you over.
And cutting your neck with a knife i brought at the local DIY for $6.66

You will learn that,no matter how hard you try, there will always be non-beleivers. I rather worship the Radical's in the east.

Your saying school is bad? Well, if your so powerful all school's in the world would of demolished Science. No,its gained the upper hand on you.

You believe in the KKK, I disapprove.
You say you have power? I have more than enough power at the end of a gun.

You have guns, You only have enough gun's to make it outside of your house.

And you also beleive that the Holocaust was good.

You people are just more than enough reason for me to say

'No,Lets not take shit from them White Nazi boys. Let's show them what the rest of the world can do.'

Retarded people are cursed by god? this is just plain harsh.


Religion is the reason for all wars.

I would like a world of fairness and justice. But no,not by your standards

Don't try to preach me,I've been a god-hating, Headstrong communist, War obsessed person since the age of 8.

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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 04-24-2009, 07:48 PM

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Agree,

If you think i come here to flame,I don't care. I'm going to tell you my Opinion.

You guy's are the worst type of people i have ever seen. Worse than the Nazi's of 44'.

Gowdin's Law.


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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 04-24-2009, 07:53 PM

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Gowdin's Law.


and Nazis were Catholics.
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 04-24-2009, 08:28 PM

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You say you have power? I have more than enough power at the end of a gun.
You think your gun is more powerful than the power of God? LOL You obviously have never read the bible. You FAIL.


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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 04-24-2009, 08:35 PM

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i am not from australia but austria... two completely different countries
Seems, because of you sentence "australians are all the same!" , that you know a lot of them ... =) I also dont discriminate you because of your birth place, i supposed you didnt chose it.
Where you are born is either reward or punishment for how unclean your soul is. In the only truly God fearing country, we in the USA are the blessed ones.

Since your country is DOWN UNDER, I guess that you already know where your soul is going.


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You think your gun is more powerful than the power of God? LOL You obviously have never read the bible. You FAIL.
I fail, Some people don't want to read the bible because it's full of nonsense that some of us don't find intresting.

I find the Asian Bible better.
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 04-24-2009, 08:56 PM

Eyes praise da Lawd and lil baby jezus every single day for eyes found da Landober and all da fine Passas an ladies of da church. You caint come heres an flames. Yous must be a catkick cause no pure cristain would evers talks likes this.
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 04-24-2009, 09:04 PM

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I fail, Some people don't want to read the bible because it's full of nonsense that some of us don't find intresting.
So you've no idea what the Bible says and yet you say it's full of nonsense - do you realize that God has little time for retards?

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Asian bible? What's that? Some fairy story written in bagpipe language about the "god" Allan who went round feeling 9 year old girls? And that's better? You're sick!

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Eyes praise da Lawd and lil baby jezus every single day for eyes found da Landober and all da fine Passas an ladies of da church. You caint come heres an flames. Yous must be a catkick cause no pure cristain would evers talks likes this.
Well said madam, your simplicity of understanding is a lesson to us all!





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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 04-24-2009, 09:04 PM

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I fail, Some people don't want to read the bible because it's full of nonsense that some of us don't find intresting.

I find the Asian Bible better.
Son, you need to reconsider the path of life you are on. You need to realize that only God can save you from eternal damnation. You don't realize this but Jesus led you to this forum. My advice is to let Jesus into your heart, read God's Word as revealed in the KING JAMES 1611 Bible, and join us in Godly fellowship here at God's favorite church, Landover Baptist.

Consider this

Matthew 3:29 But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation.

You don't want that to happen to you! I can assure you, you will not like burning in Hell for eternity!

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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 04-24-2009, 09:28 PM

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I fail, Some people don't want to read the bible because it's full of nonsense that some of us don't find intresting.

I find the Asian Bible better.
There within lies you problem friend. Without reading The Bible and hearing God's message of Love to His creation you will not understand that our opinions are His opinions. We are only following Holy Scripture.



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