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Default Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households - 09-04-2009, 12:05 PM

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Are waffles OK as long as you don't call them Belgican waffles?
The next time you're over, I'll have to get my wife to make some of her freedom waffles for you.


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Default Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households - 09-04-2009, 10:28 PM

Oh, man! I just realized that my family eats a lot of the foods on that list! What should I do?


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Default Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households - 09-04-2009, 11:38 PM

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Oh, man! I just realized that my family eats a lot of the foods on that list! What should I do?
Since you're already going to hell for denying Christ, I hardly think it matters if you change your diet.


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Default Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households - 09-04-2009, 11:58 PM

I'm going to suggest that Nestle's new product, abuelita-granulado, should be avoided in favor of plain Hershey's milk chocolate.


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Default Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households - 09-05-2009, 02:54 AM

Granulated Granny?


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Default Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households - 09-05-2009, 04:26 AM

Churros! Both phallic and ethnic!



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Default Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households - 09-05-2009, 04:32 AM

I'm disgusted. Why can't Americans eat American food?

I did notice many of these items were a staple in my house. I'll let my wife know to not use them any more! Thank you for the effort put into this post.

However, my wife does male a delicious apple pie, the orchard in our very own town. Not a single illegal immigrant works there.
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Default Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households - 09-05-2009, 05:00 AM

If there was anything wrong with apple pie we would know, Eve would have offered it to Adam in the Garden of Eden. I suppose cooking the apples render them harmless, much like eggs and pork.


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Default Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households - 09-05-2009, 05:11 AM

Peanut Butter's fine right, so i'm good.
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Default Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households - 10-12-2009, 08:45 AM

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I'm going to suggest that Nestle's new product, abuelita-granulado, should be avoided in favor of plain Hershey's milk chocolate.
isn't Chocolate a product of Columbia from the Cocoa Farms?
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isn't Chocolate a product of Columbia from the Cocoa Farms?
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Default Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households - 10-12-2009, 08:53 AM

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I'm disgusted. Why can't Americans eat American food?

I did notice many of these items were a staple in my house. I'll let my wife know to not use them any more! Thank you for the effort put into this post.

However, my wife does male a delicious apple pie, the orchard in our very own town. Not a single illegal immigrant works there.

I don't get it either other then this global economy we need to add sugar to this also the USA only produced 5% of the sugar world wide and imported 90% of it's sugar from outside the USA sources

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Default Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households - 10-12-2009, 08:56 AM

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Would you rather have those lazy Colombians grow drugs?
Friend, we don't do Drugs here, we have Jesus to make us feel good
By no means the Cocoa Beans they use are the same thing but from the beans Not the drug portion by no means who in their right mind uses cocaine..God told us not to put anything unhealthy in our bodies and I agree 110%
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Default Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households - 10-12-2009, 04:57 PM

Praise be to the LORD Almighty!

Fried chicken ain’t on the list!!!


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Default Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households - 10-13-2009, 04:16 AM

PROOF Root vegetables are SATANIC!!

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Default Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households - 10-13-2009, 04:50 PM

The Good and right Pastor Ezekiel has informed me that Cream pies OF any sort are not acceptable(HOMER FOOD) so I assume that cool whip falls under that category as well , it is creamy.

Here is my question .Jello is it OK ?It comes in many colors like the rainbow( sign of the homers) and I have seen people serve cool whip with it?
Would it just be safer to stay with pies?
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Default Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households - 10-14-2009, 12:17 AM

I'd leave the colors to one side: The Biblical equivalent is marrow, and we see that God approves:

Job:21:24: His breasts are full of milk, and his bones are moistened with marrow.
Psalms:63:5: My soul shall be satisfied as with marrow and fatness; and my mouth shall praise thee with joyful lips:
Proverb:3:8: It shall be health to thy navel, and marrow to thy bones.
Isa:25:6: And in this mountain shall the LORD of hosts make unto all people a feast of fat things, a feast of wines on the lees, of fat things full of marrow, of wines on the lees well refined.


See, it's even good for your navel.




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Default Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households - 10-14-2009, 03:20 AM

Amen Brother,it even tastes good to
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Default Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households - 10-14-2009, 04:15 AM

Now Im frettin about food I tell you. Me and Pastor Merle was talkin about bad foods and he had all kind a things he says are on his list of foods Morning Star Baptist members dont ever eat ever ever. But he also said no beer and I saw him drinkin one over to the bowling ally so Im real confused and hope the LBC can clear this up for me cause Im startin to trust LBC a lot more than Pastor Merle cause he I think maybe bear false witness to me about the beer. Ill write the things he says are missin from the LBC list and you can read it and say if there ok to eat or not. Ill be glad to know and Ill feel alot safer for sure.

mayonase
miracle whip
ice creme
popsicles
bread sticks
ranch dressin
marshmellow fluff
parsnips
turnips
creme soda
smoothies
yogurt
coconut
banana peppers
vermont cheeses
california cheeses
canadian bacon
bagels
creme cheese
asparagus
and he says you got to watch taters especally red ones real careful like

cause they can really fool you if you take care when your pickin them out at the store.


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Default Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households - 10-14-2009, 03:16 PM

It gets worse!

UnGodly folks, undoubtedly inspired by vegetative abominations like the foul tuber above, concoct vile culinary depravities for their puerile amusement and then revel in consuming their foul spews !!
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