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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
09-06-2009, 03:53 PM
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Generally I just need to see this picture, and all masturbation thoughts disappear:
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That would be enough to put anyone off
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09-11-2009, 01:24 AM
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4. When you bathe, do not admire yourself in a mirror. Do not flex your muscles. Do not imagine yourself as attractive or sexy. Never stay in the bath more than five or six minutes -- just long enough to bathe and dry and dress AND THEN GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM into a room where you will have some member of your family present.
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Is Jesus an advocate of self-deprecation?
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
09-11-2009, 01:50 AM
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Is Jesus an advocate of self-deprecation?
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Well, yes and no
On one hand, God says:
Proverbs 16:18
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Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.
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So you don't want to be checking yourself out too much or thinking that you're all hot stuff. On the other hand . . .
1 Corinthians 6:19
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What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?
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Your body is God's temple, so you should respect it and take care of it. And not abuse it with tattoos, piercings, sex, and drugs.
So it is good for God, and good for us!
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Proverbs 27:17
Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend.
Romans 1:20 For the invisible things of Him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse: 2 Timothy 2:15 Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.
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09-11-2009, 02:13 AM
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Well, yes and no
So you don't want to be checking yourself out too much or thinking that you're all hot stuff. On the other hand . . .
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Oh please, I think I'm sexy. Jesus having a problem with it is irrelevant.
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09-11-2009, 02:47 AM
First of all, please forgive me Jesus for posting in the men's forum, especially on such sensitive subject. But I do have a son and my husband and I have tackled this issue with him.
Unfortunately, My son Skeeter's bed was literally wearing holes through the floor of his bedroom. And there were times that I thought Skeeter's dirty sheets might cause our maid to get pregnant. So the Lord called upon me to act. Anyway, I found this perfect bed for Skeeter. These beds are available from most prison supply companies.
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09-11-2009, 03:15 AM
I do hope your home is secure. I can scarcely imagine the depravities Maurice Lester or James Peter would inflict on a boy buffet like that.
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09-12-2009, 07:21 PM
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I do hope your home is secure. I can scarcely imagine the depravities Maurice Lester or James Peter would inflict on a boy buffet like that.
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And they'd probably put it up on YouTube!
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
09-12-2009, 10:57 PM
I COME to this topic late, but the question remains always the same: What would Jesus stroke?
In other words, what sayeth the Good Book of the LORD about tallywacker wackin? The WORD of JESUS is clear when it sayeth unto us at Lamentations 4:15 in GOD's VERY OWN King James BIBLE: "They cried unto them, Depart ye; it is unclean; depart, depart, touch not..."
Praise Jesus for GODLY Lamentations!
A-men (but not just the men, this goes for the woe-men too praise the virgin born Jesus -- born without his momma ever even seein' a tallywacker Glory Be!)
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"Depart ye; for that THANG is unclean! Touch it NOT!!!"
Even as Paul sayeth under INSPIRATION:
I Cor. 7:7 For I would that all men were even as I myself....
Surely Paul must have wacked his EVIL thang off! So be like Brother Paul! Paul never touched his THANG again after he stopped being Saul, thank ye Jesus!
Just as the GOOD LORD HISSELF said:
Mattew 5:30 And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
If a hand -- which might offend a little by touching what ought NEVER to be touched -- then how much more that EVIL appendage itself that guides the infidels and BACKSLIDDEN Christians so-called (fer a TRUE Christian would NEVER backslide) to their ETERNAL Damnation and offends plenty!!
I must testify!! Glory to God!! I cut mine off years ago and I ain't never missed it, not even a lick!
Well, there are those phantom sensations sometimes... late at night... like when I remember Forest Tucker from F-Troop --- But nay! But I cast such EVIL thoughts away in JESUS NAME! Thanks be to Jesus, who he hisself never used his tallywacker for nothing but peeing (and then only when he REALLY had to)... I know and am persuaded that an invisible hard-on is just something we got to bear sometimes. Can I get a WITNESS! I say if ye can't touch it, if ye can't stroke it, then by GOD it ain't there! Get thee behind me Obama! I mean Satan! I am FREE!
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
10-03-2009, 05:50 PM
Hmmm what about wearing a chastity Device. Wouldnt that be an effective way to never masturbate?
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
10-03-2009, 06:21 PM
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Hmmm what about wearing a chastity Device. Wouldnt that be an effective way to never masturbate?
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Why not show some self control? I would think that God loves you and doesn't want to burn you alive should be enough to stop self pollution.
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
10-03-2009, 06:55 PM
How about if that doesnt help...
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
10-03-2009, 10:31 PM
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How about if that doesnt help...
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Did you read this thread from the beginning? Don't be lazy.
Also, please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
10-04-2009, 11:39 AM
Of course i did. I just have really strong needs.
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10-04-2009, 01:21 PM
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Of course i did. I just have really strong needs.
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Well if you would like to communicate with me privately for some confidential counseling, feel free to click on my email link at the bottom of my signature. I have quite the reputation around here for helping stalwart young men turn away from satan and become rock-hard pillars for Christ.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
10-04-2009, 02:19 PM
Thanks for the offer.
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
10-05-2009, 07:33 AM
I'd love your help Pastor. I still can't break the habit.
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
10-05-2009, 09:36 AM
Well i bought myself a chastity device and it works like a charm. Although its possible to masturbate in the cheaper ones, theres superhard to stimulate. Havnt had an orgasm for one week.
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
04-23-2010, 10:13 AM
Daily exercise works for me.
Running for 30-40 minutes makes me more healthy and more uninteressed in playing with other body parts.
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
04-23-2010, 10:26 AM
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Daily exercise works for me.
Running for 30-40 minutes makes me more healthy and more uninteressed in playing with other body parts.
Don't forget to pray!
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I forgot to mention that it's working since 4 months ago.
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
05-20-2010, 03:16 PM
But your thing says "Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study"
A Stud being "a man who is virile and sexually active"
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