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Default Tard Ruins Cherished Christmas Carol - 12-05-2006, 10:58 PM

Folks don't click on this link unless you want to see a tard signing a beloved Christmas favorite.

JESUS smited the tards for the sins of thier parents. Surely he doesn't want a tard mocking Christmas tunes.

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Default Re: Tard Ruins Cherished Christmas Carol - 12-05-2006, 11:31 PM

There is a serious message here Sister that goes beyond this Retard making a mess of a Holy Carol.
There are far too many Non-Christian Folk out there who the Law allows to breed. That's how Mongs get to be born.
I maintain that only True Christian™ married couples capable of having Jesus© smile on their child should be allowed to have Children.
I have a message to you Heathans out there who are either not Married or were not married under the sight of God®:

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Default Re: Tard Ruins Cherished Christmas Carol - 12-06-2006, 01:00 PM

I'd say; Do have kids and if they turn up to be mongoloid, you're not going to heaven. One false Christian less.


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Default Re: Tard Ruins Cherished Christmas Carol - 12-06-2006, 06:15 PM

That's very selfish thinking, Tommy.

More 'tards means more money that has to be spent to support them.

Like in THIS story:

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Man Accused of Faking Retardation in Scheme
By GENE JOHNSON, AP

TACOMA, Wash. (Dec. 6) - For nearly 20 years - ever since Pete Costello was 8 - his mother has collected disability benefits on his behalf. In meetings with Social Security officials and psychologists, he appeared mentally retarded and unable to communicate. His mother insisted he couldn't read or write, shower, take care of himself or drive a car.

But now prosecutors say it was all a huge fraud, and they have video of Costello contesting a traffic ticket to prove it.

Pete and Rosie Marie Costello were indicted in September on charges of conspiracy to defraud the government and Social Security fraud, and the case was unsealed Tuesday. The Vancouver pair pleaded not guilty in federal court in Tacoma on Tuesday after the case was unsealed. The traffic ticket was deferred.

Barbosa filed with the court two videos of Pete Costello taken this year: In one, he allegedly feigns retardation during an interview with Social Security workers; the other is of him contesting the traffic ticket in a courtroom earlier this year.

The indictment accuses Costello of faking - or at least exaggerating - retardation since August 1997, because that is what prosecutors are confident they can prove, Barbosa said. But the pair first received benefits 10 years before that.

The benefits cited in the indictment totaled $111,000.

Pete Costello sat in court Tuesday and said nothing. Instead of living with his mother, he works as an auto-body repairman and lives with a girlfriend and two of her children, prosecutors said.

Court documents indicate prosecutors believe his mother, 46, pulled the same trick with a daughter, whom officials have been unable to locate. All told, she raked in $222,000 on their behalf, according to the documents.
Now, $222,000, and that was for a fake 'tard. Multiply that by all the real 'tards out there, and you get a boatload of money that COULD have been given to JESUS by way of His Favorite Church! Hundreds of millions! Enough to buy every Pastor and True Christian™ a new Bentley AND a medium-brown chauffeur!

Now do you see how selfish it is to breed 'tards instead of disposing of them within the first 30 days of life, as is permitted?
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Default Re: Tard Ruins Cherished Christmas Carol - 12-06-2006, 06:24 PM

One of our former Pastors used to have a Gimp-'Tard Ministry. But he went down for posting pictures a rabbit with pancakes on it's head.

It was SO 'Of Satan' that it led people into referring to the rabbit as "The Pantycake Bunny" - Sinful! - so that old Boy just had to GIT.
 

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