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Default Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late? - 11-23-2017, 12:44 AM

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I'm so sorry, dear. That wasn't Jesus who answered your prayer. He's ignoring you (John 9:31; Jeremiah 11:14; Isaiah 1:15; Jeremiah 7:16). This bit of good fortune was clearly Satan who is luring you into His Unholy Lair. If you'll forgive my using the parlance of today's youth, you my friend, are Satan's Bitch.
Well I'll donate to my church and sacrifice a chicken for Satan then at the very least if it was Satan I should at least appease him with a blood sacrifice.

Lol if it was Satan maybe he isn't so much of a bad deity after all if he's willing to help with my probation fees.
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Default Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late? - 11-30-2017, 12:32 AM

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I have no idea what you were trying to show with those links. That Jesus never existed and was deluded at the same time? One of them had a nice starry background which was appropriate so let's have a look at that one.

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Mary..could have just told a big lie and started Christianity. She would have had to tell Jesus that he was the son of God to keep the lie going, so he grew up really believing God was his father..This inspired him and connected him to the collective unconscious
Your idea seems to be that since The Bible is wrong about Jesus we need to read The Bible to find out the truth about Jesus who never actually existed. At least not in the form described in The Bible. This segues into another topic: the Criterion of Multiple Attestation.

You are presenting a Jesus who wanders about in some deluded state, fed lies which are perpetuated by Mary and I guess by Joseph or perhaps Jesus was deaf? People having mistaken ideas about their own parentage get suggestions from many sources, especially as they're growing up. Not only does The Bible confirm that popular opinion but there are multiple attestations to the fact. This is called a double whammy.

MARK 6 .KJV . look up .. context
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Is not this the carpenter, the son of Mary, the brother of James, and Joses, and of Juda, and Simon? and are not his sisters here with us? And they were offended at him.



MATTHEW 13 .KJV . look up
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Is not this the carpenter's son? is not his mother called Mary? and his brethren, James, and Joses, and Simon, and Judas? And his sisters, are they not all with us?



JOHN 6 .KJV . look up
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The Jews then murmured at him, because he said, I am the bread which came down from heaven. And they said, Is not this Jesus, the son of Joseph, whose father and mother we know? how is it then that he saith, I came down from heaven?

All together these are pretty consistent testimonies to what was said about the parents, and brothers and sisters, of Jesus. I've highlighted the place in John where it's even made clear that such comments WERE addressed to Him. This is a man in His 30's by the way; that's three decades of comments from the group mind which you will recall Jesus was supposed to channel to perform miracles. To support such a claim it would be needed to show how the group mind..I am not claiming that any such thing exists but it is a central tenet in this piece..can restore life to humans perceived as dead.

There are two angles in the secularist world on this subject and although Christians reject both of them that doesn't mean we don't know what they are. Firstly there's the supra-consciousness paradigm which arises flamelike from the meagre coals of individual consciousness in a group setting. The idea seems to be that the magnetic field surrounding a brain communicates with other brains by modulating the geomagnetic field perhaps akin to a radio signal modulating a carrier wave. The signal remains weak but does not deteriorate and upon arrival can be integrated into the other brains by an undescribed process. Several could be suggested but none have been so we are right to reject this approach.

A second angle takes the opposite approach. Humans, they say, have a unique consciousness deriving from the cerebral cortex which enables us to reflect on our own behaviour. "Wow!" such a secularist may say, "Did I just do that?" and then obsess over why for an extended period possibly writing a few books about how when we encounter our own instincts it seems like a higher power reaching into our lives but in reality is nothing more than all the other brain activity manifesting from reflexes or the limbic system or something. Again, the word something is critical here and we are right to reject the infra-consciousness paradigm too.

I can't be bothered to cover any more of that. A single example explains why ..well, to any rational person but woo-meisters are not rational are they.



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The story: The resurrection story comes from just one place, Paul, and he was not even there, so he could have just made it up to help make the new religion he was promoting more successful.

..and before you die laughing I'll just link to the sources: Matthew 28, Mark 16, Luke 24, John 20 and Luke again. When people abandon belief in God they don't believe nothing. They'll believe anything.
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Default Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late? - 01-11-2018, 10:25 PM

Sister Mary, do you have an updates on your daughter?


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Default Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late? - 08-12-2018, 05:35 AM

As I was perusing the forum, I came across this post and wondered to myself if your daughter ever, um, well...did she...I mean, could she have...well?


Psalm 62:5-7 KJV My soul, wait thou only upon God; for my expectation is from him. He only is my rock and my salvation: he is my defence; I shall not be moved. In God is my salvation and my glory: the rock of my strength, and my refuge, is in God.
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Default Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late? - 08-12-2018, 02:53 PM

I was just wondering how the baby is myself.


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Default Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late? - 08-12-2018, 09:57 PM

Good grief, why is it so hard for some people to understand there is no baby! My daughter was never pregnant?!? To accuse her of ever having been pregnant is to accuse Jesus Christ the Lord thy God of lying! Do you think He doesn't see your posts?!?



Why would anyone want to accuse Jesus of being a big, fat, liar? Such an offense deserves an eternity in Hell, where you won't get to giggle at the poor mother struggling with a rebellious, prideful, stupid cow of a child. In Hell you won't get to gossip about people, not even Jesus, because you'll be so busy screaming and thrashing around that the Lake of Fire will look like a giant Vitamix Blender with all the commotion. Who wants to be the gunk swirling around the Vitamix Blender of Hell when you can spend eternity standing with Jesus and laughing at those too stupid to trust Him?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Jesus Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late? - 08-12-2018, 11:25 PM

Of course Sister Mary. One only has to look at the facts of this situation to come up with the correct conclusion*. How thoughtless of us to even bring it up.






*The conclusion you gave us, that is.


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Default Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late? - 08-22-2018, 08:51 PM

Mary, does your last post mean that your daughter has started bleeding again? I did some math and discovered that the amount of time that has passed since you said that your daughter stopped bleeding is longer than an average pregnancy. Therefore, she can't be pregnant.


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Mary, does your last post mean that your daughter has started bleeding again? I did some math and discovered that the amount of time that has passed since you said that your daughter stopped bleeding is longer than an average pregnancy. Therefore, she can't be pregnant.
Dearest Esther, if Sister Mary said that her daughter was not pregnant, that means she was not pregnant, period. Please stop gossiping, and don't concern yourself with math - leave subjects like that to the men, they are good at it.
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Default Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late? - 08-22-2018, 10:09 PM

Oh my, I seem to have failed to have gotten my point across. My point was that since more than 10 months have passed since Mary's daughter stopped bleeding, it's clear that there was never any pregnancy to begin with.


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there was never any pregnancy to begin with.
EXACTLY.




And thank you, dear. Your kindness is appreciated.


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Default Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late? - 08-23-2018, 05:09 AM

I'll just trust Mrs. Etheldreda's judgment on this one; if she has prayed to God and she knows there was never a pregnancy, there wasn't any. We're women, so at least I am still sinfully tempted to gossip occasionally but we really shouldn't because Proverbs 16:28 says that a "forward man soweth strife and a whisperer seperateth chief friends", Proverbs 6:16-17 says "These six things doth the Lord hate: yea, seven [are] an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood" and James 4:11 says "speak not evil one of another, brethren. he that speaketh evil of [his] brother, and judgeth his brother, speaketh evil of the law, and judgeth the law: but if thou judge the law, thou art not a doer of the law, but a judge.".


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